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I just turned 41 and I've been a web developer for 10+ years.

Should I apply at Google?

If I did, would they just immediately reject me for being a boomer?

>> No.16478336

>>16478326
>that 40 year old boomer who works at google
heh, i learned how to code from books!

>> No.16478344

Imagine slicing that ass off like a piece of ham.

>> No.16478647

>>16478326
Is that arianny

>> No.16478658

Post more pics of this chicks ass

>> No.16478673

>>16478326
Why are you here?

>> No.16479024

>>16478326
you misspelled 14

>> No.16479030

Imagine slicing a little piece off a log of her shit and eating off your best china with a fork and knife.

>> No.16479039

>>16478326
that shit won't age well

>> No.16479286

>>16478326
It's not difficult to get an interview. The hardest part is understanding what those people are trying to say. Multi-billion dollar company and they still have interviewers that mumble unintelligibly.

>> No.16479443

>>16478326
would do anything to be able to have the privilege to suck on her used toilet paper

>> No.16479515

>>16478326
are you a black woman?

>> No.16479543
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16479543

>>16478326
Learn to code games and research the project: Ultra. Thank me later

>> No.16479578

>>16479286
I got an offer from Google and then turned it down. Fuck that shit, it's insane. The onsite is full of fucking Pajeets and Changs.
Realize that, no matter how much you REALLY ACTUALLY know in the field, it means almost nothing in these interviews.
They test on data structures and arbitrary coding challenges, in which most of the answers would be on stack overflow.

If you really want to continue then:
>1) Read "Cracking the Coding Interview"
>2) Brush up on your data structures: Graphs, trees, bin-trees, inverted trees, heaps, ect.
>3) Don't talk like an idiot and it's ok to say that you don't know.

>> No.16479986

>>16478326
how can u even hit it from behind?
pipipopo

>> No.16479992

>>16479986
(ID: puClRtoo)
pucytoo

>> No.16480143

>>16479986
It’s possible to do ass sex but not anal sex

>> No.16480149

>>16478344
based

>> No.16480173

Waiting for the scatposter and his cropped wojak

>> No.16480177

>>16479578
>turned down >150k, all the bitches you could ever want, self respect, and social network
>prefer neet

/biz confirmed

>> No.16480429

>>16478326
imagine the shit that comes out of that

>> No.16480455

>>16480177
>turned down paying g--gle landlord privilege to live within 1 hour commute

>> No.16480527

>>16478326
post ig pls

>> No.16480550

>>16479578
other web dev jobs are worse, what did you expect

>> No.16480762

>>16480527
>Please sirs

>> No.16480783

>>16478326
Please sir post more of this braphog sir

>> No.16480826

>>16479578
lol you didn't get a google offer, faggot.

>> No.16480832

>>16479578
>not accepting
>not accumulating wealth and quitting after you are set
/biz/

>> No.16480902
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16480902

>>16480783
>>16480527
IG: paolaceleb.tv
Instagram deleted her old account.

>> No.16480914

>>16478326
>41
>web developer
>not retired
Sad op!

>> No.16480923

>>16480902
too much obesity

>> No.16480946

You should apply to work for the chainlink team obviously and buy all the link you can <2.00. Do you want to work for a boomer company or the one that will usher in the 4th industrial revolution? It’s really up to you.

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16480969

>>16480923
>t. homosexual

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16481006

>>16480923
Nah, I don't like skinny women.

>> No.16481580
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16481580

>>16479543
>waste years coding a game that gets nowhere
>meanwhime some idiots on twitch making 10k a month streaming as neets

scam of a life

>> No.16481654

>>16479286
It isn't. They literally have engineers living out of a van because cost of living is too high. I turn down Google once a month because they hire trannies and pajeets.

>> No.16481741

>>16481580
This. Coding your own game is a waste of time, unless you have the first-hand knowledge of how to monetize it.

>> No.16481753

>>16480177
>working for google
>self-respect

>> No.16481768
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16481768

>>16480969
Is that real?

>> No.16481792

>>16480177
if you're actually able to pass google's vetting process you can make over 100k working practically anywhere

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16481943

>>16479986
short dick spotted

you will never be a med chad

this ass was made for Big Mediteranean Dick

>> No.16481987

Imagine having nothing but a hot body to work with and that is fine for 30-something years, but then one day you wake up, realize you are dumb as bricks and have no skills, look in the mirror and realize that you've lost it. What would you then do for your 401k?

>> No.16481999

>>16481987
COPE, the post.

she will end up with a rich and handsome guy while you will be alone jerking off to her instagram account

>> No.16482024

>>16481943
don't you have some cock to suck, sand nigger?

>> No.16482031
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16482031

>>16481943
Let me suck that little dick

>> No.16482034

>>16481999
nice confession, fagbro.

>> No.16482054

>>16481999

That might be what the french do, fag

>> No.16482069

>>16482054
fagbro is algerian

>> No.16482073

>>16478326
You’re too old.

>> No.16482091

>>16478326
What do you have to lose? You have a bomb collar strapped to your neck if they reject you? As I make more money trading, I've legitimately been considering just sending my resume, track record, and cover letters to companies I think are shit that aren't even associated with trading and using the cover letter as a way to blast the company while applying for CEO and executive team positions. I will almost certainly never need these people or companies for anything and chances are a human won't even read it. Grow some balls and take some risk.

>> No.16482204

>>16481741
>make autistic game for twitch neets
>donate / spam chat asking them to play it
>they play it, showing an audience of 10k+ people the game
>some of these people go out and buy the game
>profit

>> No.16482697

>>16479543
you mean google ultron? the secret browser google made for nasa. yeah, that one.