Are you ready /biz/?

[Anonymous No.16476896]

Are your prepared for the recession...

[Anonymous No.16476943]

>>16476896
No i'm still denying that hashrate is in a bubble. Get back to me when I can't sell all this expensive useless mining equipment. Then I might prepare by using the equipment to heat my house.

[Anonymous No.16476956]

[Anonymous No.16477008]

>>16476896
That means no recession. Thanks, gonna go all in tqqq

[Anonymous No.16477070]

>>16476896
What does this mean for my job prospects?

[Anonymous No.16477084]

>>16477070
they will be gone.

[Anonymous No.16477098]

>>16477084
no...

[Anonymous No.16477192]

>>16476896
Started working in 2016. Company is pretty recession-proof. I've been bummed that my 401k contributions are at the tail end of a bull run.

I'm pretty pumped to buy in low, I have about 50k sitting in high-interest savings that I'd love to throw in the market at discount prices.

[Anonymous No.16477213]

>>16477070
>not having a job in healthcare or working for the government
Why do you want to get laid off?

[Anonymous No.16477233]

Wat do for my 401k should I get into gfund or keep in corporations

[Anonymous No.16477249]

>>16477233
Bonds. Or preferred stock if you still want moderate risk.

[Anonymous No.16477252]

I have put options set to expire in june. Will I make it by then? I'm hoping lower than expected holiday sales get the house of cards tumbling.

[Anonymous No.16477274]

>>16477192
and then you woke up

[Anonymous No.16477282]

>>16477249
So jump in bonds then buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.16477314]

>>16477282
If you think a recession is coming, then yes. Low-risk bonds can weather the storm or even make a profit. Or just pull out into high-interest savings (only like ~2%, but much better than losing 25% after a crash).

[Anonymous No.16477375]

>>16477314
Thanks anon it’s for my 50+yr old parents I want to be sure before I give bad advice

[Anonymous No.16477678]

>>16477314
>time the market anons, it’s fool proof

Yikes

[Anonymous No.16477693]

>>16476896
these retards are wrong about everything in every context bull market confirmed

[Anonymous No.16477701]

>>16477314
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[Anonymous No.16478178]

>>16476896
>>16476956
>>16477008
The US is already in a consumer recession I predicted all of this you guys called me schizo. Central banks are moving money into COMEX lots, COMEX has signed new deals with SGE. The Chinese CCP will collapse in 2 years. The bank of China will collapse before that and with it Deutsche bank will finally go down resulting in a systematic failure of global banks.

The fact is 3 dollars of Reserve currency equals 1 dollar of GDP growth and that marks the end of the Reserve system and the Brenton Woods world order.

[Anonymous No.16478251]

>>16478178
What else do we do

[Anonymous No.16478267]

>>16477192
Switch your 401k to like MMMFs and treasuries bro, that's what im gonna do

[Anonymous No.16478297]

>>16478251
Silver/Gold.

>>16478267
Don't buy treasuries man. Look what happened to the Swedes. They're all worthless now. Why not put your 401k into silver or gold?

[Anonymous No.16478332]

>>16478178
>Brenton Woods

[Anonymous No.16478417]

>blood on the streets
>BULLISH

[Anonymous No.16478430]

>>16477070
McDonalds will be unaffected

[Anonymous No.16478461]

>>16476896
How many media avenues know anything?
How many tell the truth about anything?
That's thefuck right.
>NONE

It's the most obvious kike FUD beartrap since forever.


Sell all you fools.

[Anonymous No.16478739]

>>16477213
>having a job in healthcare
How does satan's cock taste?

[Anonymous No.16478744]

>>16477233
If you're younger than 50 just leave it alone.