/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16472369]

imagine how well off your life would be if instead of playing with magic internet coins for the past 5 years and shitposting on biz and reddit (don’t pretend you don’t) 24/7 you took care of your body, ate healthy, Exercised daily, read books and worked on a real career. lmao hahaha holy shit guys, think about it. Are you gonna do this for another 5 years?

Here is me, I own 0 crypto, have a 401k, thriving business and I have sex with a lot of different women. Anyhoo, good luck out there faggots. Not too late to change your life around.

[Anonymous No.16472385]

>>16472369
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.16472387]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[Anonymous No.16472391]

>>16472369
I do both. What now bitch.

[Anonymous No.16472418]

>>16472387

Just let it all out fren, even tho I don’t support your habits... fantasizing albeit weird to want to be jersey shore is healthy to have big goals.

it’s not to late to change, start by taking a nice hot shower and cleaning your room. Also, throw away that cum rag under your desk.

[Anonymous No.16472430]

>>16472391

Both of what?

[Anonymous No.16472434]

>>16472369
I tried, but I fucked up my shoulder after 1 year of lifting... fuck.

[Anonymous No.16472443]

>>16472434

I saw a guy at the gym doing pull ups in a wheel chair. I don’t recall him making any excuses.

[Anonymous No.16472469]

>>16472430
Accumulate crypto and have a good paying career and social life.

[Anonymous No.16472483]

>>16472443
???
in a wheel chair you can't use your legs.
with a fucked up shoulder you can't use the shoulders.
Yes, I can exercise my legs and then look like a faggot with a bubble but and no upper body.

[Anonymous No.16472512]

>>16472369
i'd be jacked but poor. Now im rich and skinny, i know which one you'd choose

[Anonymous No.16472582]

Never read more of a projection holy fuck get a grip you fucking gimp

[Anonymous No.16472864]

>>16472582
Damn that nigga only rendered halfway

[Anonymous No.16472882]

>>16472369
I did all of that while buying crypto.
I just come here 10 minutes a day to insult faggots like you.

[Anonymous No.16472964]

>>16472369
Guess what? I DID take care of my body and trained more than 99% of humans before getting fucked in the head for being 5'5". I would have broken world records at the rate I was going. Guess what? Sometimes bitch god just fucks people anally if he is jealous of their potential. Now ive been suicidal for 8 years for being trapped in the body of a middle schooler for factors out of my control. If I dont get my fucking surgeries by age 25 (5 months left), Im jumping off a bridge. 40k. Only have about 3k now. Chances are I will have a shit ending thanks to down syndrome god and this luck based world.

[Anonymous No.16472999]

>0 crypto

Get the fuck off my board you stupid poor monkey

[Anonymous No.16473009]

hey fitard, stop trying to poach our talent from biz.
you can't fucking conceive the strain holding these bags has on the bodies, souls and minds of /biz/raelis fuck off to your board, to tell more stories about how girls were "miring" you.

[Anonymous No.16473124]

>>16472369
Anyways, my justified rant aside, btc will become mainstream and will flip gold in time. Keep your fud. I bet you dont actually have a business and are a larping dumbass boomer that just makes up stories to try to indoctrinate others that "bitcoin is bad". Alts are pretty shit, but not btc.

[Anonymous No.16473170]

>>16472369
I honestly can't think of anything more interesting than Bitcoin and other p2p financial tools.

I also don't know of a single better investment than crypto in the past 5-10 years.

I wish I spent less time doing other bullshit, including working on my real career, and more time buying Bitcoin and shitposting. I made 6 figures in my career but 7 figures in 2017 alone and would have made way more if I wasn't such a fucking pussy and did so many things "by the book"

[Anonymous No.16473209]

>>16472964
kek what are you still doing here? I thought you were gonna kys cause you couldnt afford the leg breaking surgery that would make you 5'7 (still manlet)

[Anonymous No.16473240]

>>16473209
1. I gave myself till age 25, retard. Explicitly stated. If you werent illiterate, you would have read that.

2. 5'9", not 5'7". Picking random ass numbers from your ass I see. Biz is a shithole filled with 0IQ dumbfucks that can't even read a couple sentences before forgetting what they have read. Low attention span retards.

[Anonymous No.16473412]

>>16472369
>don’t pretend you don’t
Just because you're a s.oy faggot piece of shit, doesn't mean everyone else is. You are doing what is the definition of projecting.

[Anonymous No.16473458]

>>16472369
This, but unironically

[Anonymous No.16473482]

>>16472369

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[Anonymous No.16473823]

>>16472369
Seeth harder
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[Anonymous No.16473845]

But I did. I make great money, bought an investment property, can bench 350 lbs., but I'm still unhappy. Might as well be a fat NEET in my mom's basement.

[Anonymous No.16473878]

>>16472369
What is that, maybe 40 pounds? And he's not even curling it, just standing there holding it?
What kind of pussy little arms are you rocking OP? If you're going to rock a depressing lark, at least pick one with an actually strong dude.

I mean, look at his tiny little forearms. Especially his left arm, and his dainty little woman hands. You think this is what a chad looks like? The most ripped part of him is his neck, which is only thick from sucking gay cocks.
feel shame OP

[Anonymous No.16473888]

>>16472369
Well first of all, if you browse /fit/ and l realise that their advice there is bullshit and the board is literally crawling with twink faggots pretending to be muscular men, you’ll end up greatly improving yourself. Once you know that fact and you start improving yourslef, you’ll realise that physical gains and mental gains are not enough, you need financial gains to truly make it. So now you browse /biz/ and realise that the board is full of virgin wagie faggots larping Cucklink, Faggotom and any other useless shitcoins. This is where you truly make it.

[Anonymous No.16474960]

>>16472483
so that's why snowboarding made me look really good in women's clothes

[Anonymous No.16475818]

>>16472369

Already do. 22k link 2.4 linkpool and 1.5 btc. Finished med school 2 years ago and have wonderful aryan-looking girlfriend of 8 years.

Im not even waiting for link to moon. Already content. Just trying to find peace is all.

[Anonymous No.16476052]

got to 7 mill now at 1.5 mill from 7K

feels good took out a few hundred K