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16471215 No.16471215[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do l buy booze when lm under 21?
Seriously, goddamn.

>> No.16471225

shit in a bucket and ferment it yourself

>> No.16471232

>>16471215
Just don't, I'm an alcoholic, been sober for almost 2 years. Wish I'd never started, could have saved a lot of trouble and money.
Alcohol is literally for niggers.

>> No.16471234

be born to slav parents wholl buy you whatever the fuck for you and your friends at age 16

>> No.16471241

>>16471232
also this, do LSD instead, unironically great shit

>> No.16471250

have a friend buy it. you have friends, don't you?

>> No.16471262

>>16471250
to be fair, its often more difficult for say an 18 and 21 year old to intermingle until college at least

>> No.16471274

>>16471215

Make your own. Its cheap, easy, and contrary to popular belief it will not make you go blind. An enterprising /biz/nessman can also sell it for a profit; a couple bucks of sugar, water, and bread yeast can produce $100+ a gallon Moonshine in a $200-$300 homemade Still very reliably and in bulk.

>> No.16471290

>>16471215
I got my buddy who made friends with all the bad/cool seniors during his freshman year

Now he can just ask them and i get like 60$ alcohol for like 80$ Or more for how fast i want it.

>> No.16471303

>>16471290
die degenerate

>> No.16471352

>>16471215
Protip: go to a chinese store and buy there.
Chang doesnt give a fuck

>> No.16471353

>>16471303
*sips*
yeah will do boss

*sips*

>> No.16471402

>>16471215
tell someone to buy it for you

>> No.16471470

>>16471352
kek. undeniable based anon. chinks only care about making money, no doubt they will well you booze.

>> No.16471478

>>16471215
Buy online with crypto lol

>> No.16471484

>>16471274
>a couple bucks of sugar
that will taste like dogshit, at least use honey(pricey) or some fruit

>> No.16471488

>>16471215
you can buy yeast and sugar. Do you know how to use fire?

>> No.16471489

>>16471215
Find a hobo near the store and tell him to buy it for you

>> No.16471490

>>16471215
do you even have friends

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>>16471274
https://youtu.be/mKUoH3i4FQo

>> No.16471593

>>16471470
Unless they think you're a cop doing a sting to fine a business for selling to minors. Most people don't give a shit about selling some 19 year old alcohol. If I worked at a liquor store I would give no fucks, but management doesn't want you selling alcohol to some inspector or cop or whatever professional snitch was hired that day to go fuck over businesses.b

>> No.16471598

>>16471490
Do you know where you are you fucking normalfag?

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16471723

>buy fake Id as a freshman in college
>Pay about $70 for it
>Wait 2 weeks to get it in mail
>Finally arrives
>Go to chink liquor store right next to my dorm
>Don't even get carded
>Never get carded there for my entire undergrad