/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16454330]

Shill me on your best business start up ideas, I have access to around $125k in raw capital, and have industrial warehouse space I can leverage for nearly free (just have to pay utilities). Interested to hear your creative ideas

[Anonymous No.16454372]

>>16454330
mr tumnus lookin ass

[Anonymous No.16454389]

Start a dick sucking company

[Anonymous No.16454409]

>>16454330
Need more info OP
>nearest major metro area
>size of warehouse
>electric/power infrastructure (voltage/amps)
>credit score
>have you ever operated a business

[Anonymous No.16454729]

>>16454409
2000 SF warehouse, 3phase power 240 amp (I beleive), Chicago nearest metro area, I have an MBA but no prior experience running a business, 790 credit score

[Anonymous No.16455254]

I have some ideas....

[Anonymous No.16455263]

>>16454729
>mba
>asking for business advice on 4chin
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.16455266]

>>16454330
Why the fuck would someone give you ideas to profit off of?
Go kill yourself you unimaginative nigger.

[Anonymous No.16455267]

You give me the money and the warehouse and within the year I'll pay you $10 and a surplus of midget strippers for your generous contributions.

[Anonymous No.16455460]

>>16455266
i guess there's the chance someone has been sitting on an idea for 10 years and are finally realizing he'll never actually do it in his lifetime and hands off the idea to the world for the greater good, so that he may still get some satisfaction in life knowing that he has contributed to the world in some way

[Anonymous No.16455477]

>>16454729
How far from Madison? I have an idea.

[Anonymous No.16455489]

>>16454330
how many link for his tits?

[Anonymous No.16455753]

>>16454330
A fully automated butt

[Anonymous No.16455878]

>>16454330
I have no idea about actual, bricks and mortar businesses, only tech ideas like everyone else:

UberEats meets Goodreads for boutique wine. Everyone understands the Ubereats part of it, it's basically a bunch of guys who drive around dropping off bottles of wine, the key is the Goodreads part - there's a recommendation engine that builds profiles based on your previous wine purchases, but also allows you to under in details from new wines you bought "forest floor flavors" now it starts narrowing down the Shirazes and Merlots it recommends you.
The key here is that you'll never pick a wine you don't like. Keeps the punters coming back.

I suppose the same concept could be extended to Gin, to flavored Vodkas, but I think wine is a far larger market.

unrelated idea: what about like a little sensor that detects whenever you nut, and it is connected by USB to your computer and has a browser extension, so whatever videos you were looking at for the last 10 minutes get logged into 'good nut'?

[Anonymous No.16455929]

>>16455878
You know how everyone is using this gay fake VHS effect that makes everything blue?
What if you had a few wracks in your warehouse of actual S-VHS decks hooked up to an online server, and in real time people can upload their video and it gets converted into 525p analog and then sent back to them via the cloud?
No two renderings would ever look the same since it's analog. You would need at least one technician prettymuch working every day to replace the worn out tapes, check the decks are still operating fine (but since glitches are part of the aesthetic, you can have a lot of give).
I don't think it would even require that much processing power, you'd need just one machine to hold the queue (a h264 encoder and decoder... which everyone's tablet has, and a composite color output and input) and probably rent all the cloud shit to act as a buffer

I haven't done it myself, but I'm pretty sure there's ways you could even have HD analog by splitting each frame into 5 standard-def frames and then reattaching the scanlines... sort of like how interlaced used to work.

[Anonymous No.16455932]

>>16455878
Just put rfid in your dick, all babies can be tagged during circumcision.

[Anonymous No.16455951]

>>16455929
that's a cool idea, i wonder if it's too niche or if there's a market and how much you could make on it

[Anonymous No.16455954]

>>16455932
I was thinking more something that detects the galvanic skin responce, the sensor wouldn't be anywhere near your tubesteak

[Anonymous No.16455989]

>>16455951
I think the nicheness actually helps you. I can think of many types of people who would use such a service (bands with retro aesthetic music, fashion designers, instagramers). Marketing it as a 'premium' service and emphasizing "this is *not* a filter" would be key. For example, many musicians still insist on mastering to tape, even if it was recorded digitally; vampire weekend recorded the drums on one of their albums to tape even though everything else was recorded and mixed digitally, John Frusciante and Jack White insisted on end-to-end analog set ups for many years, the later even insisted on having one of his interviews with Conan O'Brien done with old tube cameras if I remember correctly.
___It's a niche market, which makes marketing essential, but it's a lucrative one.__

I'm also not sure if it's as simple to implement as it seems in my head, I'm sure you could automate the VCR functions and write a short script in python to synch them up with the encoder/decoder in the workstation that way there's no human operation neccesary.

[Anonymous No.16456090]

>>16454372
>mr tumnus
this made me lol so hard im shaking

[Anonymous No.16456227]

>>16454372
> fucking rofl

[Anonymous No.16456248]

>>16454330
Tinder for hobos

[Anonymous No.16456380]

>>16456248


had a giggle.

government subsidized hobo internment camps, where they are ankle tagged and paid in drugs.