Going to prison for 4+ years. What should I hold?

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Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:07:46 2019 No.16447923 [Reply] [Original]

Going to prison for 4+ years.
What should I hold?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:08:16 2019 No.16447927 Fr what? Hold Tezos

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:08:25 2019 No.16447931 >>16447923 the soap

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:09:06 2019 No.16447933 >>16447923 Jesus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:09:55 2019 No.16447937 >>16447931 i came to post this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:10:11 2019 No.16447938 >>16447923 long the diameter of your butthole

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:10:52 2019 No.16447943

Take out as much credit as you can, buy bitcoin. Unironically you can leave the can with some money to your name. After prison, just file bankruptcy and remove all debts. It sucks your credit score is gonna be fucked up, but your life just became fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:13:10 2019 No.16447950 >>16447927 Basiclally I threatened busdriver and faked having a gun Is Tezos really that good?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:14:08 2019 No.16447957 >>16447943 >Take out as much credit as you can, buy bitcoin this Just make sure you buy the real bitcoin BSV

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:15:43 2019 No.16447968 >>16447923 BAT/BSV

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:17:55 2019 No.16447980 >>16447923 Definitely ALGO now they've seen to the vesting issues

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:20:46 2019 No.16447996 >>16447923 What for if I may ask?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:25:54 2019 No.16448026 unironically bitcoin, only suck the cocks you really need to

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:26:03 2019 No.16448027 >>16447950 lol damn you should have gotten off a little easier, I got 1.5 for threatening security with a knife because I didn't know who tf it was >>16447943 This is retarded why would you claim after, claim during

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:27:33 2019 No.16448038 Don't do drugs, don't mess with fags, and never owe anyone more than $2 and you should make it out alive

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:29:29 2019 No.16448043 >>16447923 Knee pads or learn to wrap some rags around your knees

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:30:10 2019 No.16448048 >>16447996 Said it already >>16447950

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:32:47 2019 No.16448058 >>16447923 BTC, ETH, BSV, LINK. Pick your poison.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:34:43 2019 No.16448062 >>16447950 No judgement here but why in the fuck did you do that? Like, how did that play out and what did you stand to win had you not been arrested? A free bus ride? lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:37:03 2019 No.16448076 >>16448027 What were they doing to you? What country?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:40:21 2019 No.16448095 >>16447950 >faked having a gun wat? How is that illegal? Would it be okay if it was real?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:42:38 2019 No.16448107 >>16448095 >go into store >poke object through hoodie pocket, demand all the cash in the register >get cash >"HA, PSYCHE, IT WAS JUST MY DILDO!" >cops have a good chuckle over a well-done prank and let you on your way

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:43:59 2019 No.16448111 >>16447923 btc. Stop falling for alts. Just buy btc and you will make it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:45:21 2019 No.16448119 >>16447950 Jeez lol... 4years is steep. whyd you do it though?

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:56:24 2019 No.16448176

>>16448062
>>16448095
>>16448119
>have super important exam in school
>if you don't show up on time, you fail
>bus comes 10 min late
>already stressed as fuck
>the driver is still taking his time driving slow
>after 3 stops, we're already 20 min off-schedule
>realize I won't ever be in school on time
>completely lose it
>start screaming on the bus driver to get me to my bus stop asap
>he starts to argue, other people in the bus join in
>realize that if he kicks me out, I won't get to school at all
>put my hand under jacket to make it look like I have a gun
>tell him I'll kill every single person in the bus if he makes one more stop on the way to school
>get to school
>see people immediately calling cops once I left
>get arrested 10 minutes after that in front of my whole class

Fuck it. It was partially my fault but if the bus driver actually did his job properly, this wouldn't have had happened.
My lawyer already told me I am fucked either way. Life's not fair, c'est la vie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:59:19 2019 No.16448188 >>16448176 why are you making up a story on the internet

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 05:59:44 2019 No.16448192 >>16448176 Jesus christ dude call a taxi next time

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:03:49 2019 No.16448202 >>16447923 BTC. Ask them to make it 6 years so you get free food and living until leaving just as the GBR after this takes us to $480,000 each

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:05:54 2019 No.16448215 >>16448176 Dude it's school, you could have just taken the Fail because none of that shit matters anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:06:15 2019 No.16448219 >>16448176 >c'est la vie. kek

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:07:30 2019 No.16448224
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Honestly, im gonna warn you anon. Prison is going to be the most miserable time of your life. Ever. Theres going to be many many many times you will break down and cry. You wont feel human again for along time but like a cattle. I think thats one of the worst things, knowing that all the "free" people know you are lower than them
I was in a jail for a whole week. No internet. Had to sleep next to dangerous people. The guards would check on us sleeping every hour. Every time an officer came by, you'd try to suck up to them as much as possible to hope they let you out on good behavior but in the back of your head you knew you were stuck there.
The only thing you have in prison are books. I recommend finding someone who will send you as many books as possible. You will have a powerlevel 10x greater than /lit/ because books will be your only friend. I rec looking into occult history.
If theres one positive or neutral thing about prison though, is that your desire for a waifu or women kind of goes away. You start to desire sleep, entertainment, food, and safety.

That fucking sleep though... I remember all the horrible times i would lie in bed, bored. waiting for time to go by already. And it never does.

Well, theres a reason why so many prisoners kill themselves, because there is literally no place on earth worst than a prison.

Oh yeah, make sure to pick up weight lifting now. Always do compound

btw, buy LINK. its going to $50

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:07:47 2019 No.16448225 >>16448176 How do you have internet right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:08:51 2019 No.16448230 >>16448176 A exam that’s so super important you can’t leave early? Stay overnight nearby? Take a taxi or ask your minister for a lift? Walk all the way? Jeez ... duuuude

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:13:20 2019 No.16448242 >>16447923 4 years?? Get CENNZ, you'll be a millionaire after all the buttfucking.....

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:15:38 2019 No.16448251 >>16448176 >partially my fault That's entirely your fault. You're a poor excuse of a human. You should of explained to the school what happened when you arrived late, and just beg for another exam. Enjoy prison faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:16:53 2019 No.16448259 >>16448176 >Threaten buss driver with a fake gun to drive him to school faster haha, this is the kind of crimes white people do

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:22:33 2019 No.16448281 >>16448095 From the perspective of the victim, it's still an armed robbery. Kinda like how if you fake having a dick and try to rape someone you'll still go to jail for strapon or digital rape.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:26:22 2019 No.16448291
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Oh yeah, pro tip.
The most entertaining thing you can in prison is to flex and strain your muscles and hold for as long as you can. Its isometrics. Try to for instance flex your lats as hard as possible and see how long you can hold.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:28:09 2019 No.16448303 >>16448176 O M G, like anything matters now, you're a fellon. If you buy anything except BTC you'll KYS, or should at least

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:33:29 2019 No.16448333

>>16448224
Is it like survival of the fittest in there? I've been watching the youtube stuff and they all talk about having 'honour' and as long as you show heart you'll be alright meme, but I'm realistic and think that the average nerd biz poster would just get targeted day in day out no matter what.

I've done boxing before, before but im a manlet and i've heard stories that basically people will look out for targets to extort and even if you fight them they don't give a shit about honour they'll just get 2 or 3 friends to help if you're too much trouble, the only solution is you need heaps of friends or maybe do something crazy like stab one of them?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:34:43 2019 No.16448340 >>16447923 dag

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:39:25 2019 No.16448364 >>16448333 It’s a doggy dog world out their anon, you have to watch your back

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:42:15 2019 No.16448375 >>16447923 What the bus driver should have done >16448205

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:43:38 2019 No.16448385 >>16447923 (OP) What the bus driver should have done >>16448205

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:45:30 2019 No.16448391 File: 48 KB, 738x753, 148238974724.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16447950 >>16448027

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:48:05 2019 No.16448402
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>>16448176
>Doesn't think to pay for uber/taxi
>Acting this entitled on public transportation
>Stages a fiasco gun threat because "me me me" I'm not getting to school on time
>All the while continues onto Reee because inflated self-entitlement
You're the extreme embodiment of this retarded zoomer generation, the bus driver should of shot you right there and then for even acting this spastic.
You made a total mong of yourself and now you've fucked up your chances of getting that job you probably wanted, how did you think this would of ended big brains.?

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:55:00 2019 No.16448439

>>16448333
>maybe do something crazy like stab one of them?
No you dumb nigger you don't want more years for (attempted) murder. The only people anyone values in prison are those who can get them contraband, so instead of holding some cryptos you can just keep your cash and make your life there easier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 06:58:22 2019 No.16448462 >>16448176 Kek

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:07:15 2019 No.16448528
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>>16448333
>is it like survival of the fittest in there?
same anon.
the medi and reddit glories the fight scene of prison because its the most interesting aspect.

but the thing is, prison is such a horrible and really really boring place, that there will come a point where youll be tempted to ask someone to voluntarily strangle you to death just to end your suffering.

so, in a way. the fighting doesnt matter. All you feel is the desire of death and you question why the government doesnt let you plead for the death sentence to end your suffering already

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:08:33 2019 No.16448537

>>16448439
Yeah true they have no problem slapping on massive extra time, athough I've also seen some stuff saying the worst thing you can do is make people think you have cash and even recommended not having family visit too often because they can see you have a good relationship with them and they will send you money

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:09:32 2019 No.16448544

>>16448176
That's so retarded it's probably true. Thanks, i seldom laugh. What's your problem, you take aderall or some shit? I slightly hit one of the female directors of my university during a selective exam once, I didn't get the exam, possibly because of this, but it never occurred to me to threaten these people with a gun.
Anyway, they shouldn't have given you 4 years. You must be in an anglo country. In europa, you probably would have gotten probation for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:09:53 2019 No.16448548 >>16447923 what country?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:09:57 2019 No.16448549 >>16448176 You're a fucking dumbass

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:10:27 2019 No.16448553 >>16448176 Well you got to school. So goal achieved. Your lawyer should have argued it down from 4 years. Also the bus driver seems like a nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:11:46 2019 No.16448559 >>16448259 >haha, this is the kind of crimes white people do I'd rather deal with this than deal with any nigger shit. Everyone feels the same way. How does it feel to know the entire world hates you nigger?

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:12:07 2019 No.16448561

>>16448176
fucking retard, he was driving normally, in your mind it appeared he was going slow because you were in a hurry. the world doesn't revolve around you idiot. next time get an uber. by the time you get out we might have driverless cars and you'll miss out on crypto.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:12:21 2019 No.16448562 >>16447923 shiny rocks

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:12:53 2019 No.16448564 >>16448548 He's an obvious Mutt, its the typical Mutt way to solve ANY problem, with a gun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:15:22 2019 No.16448572 >>16448176 Lmao you can tell the professor the bus was late or even better fucking injure yourself. They're almost certain to make it with you. >It was partially my fault Bruh....

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:17:16 2019 No.16448583 File: 126 KB, 351x398, 1575290875992.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16448176 this is getting screencapped btw

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:18:47 2019 No.16448594

>>16448176
Nigger somebody physically knocked me out and rammed a fucking metal pipe through my cheek (ripping my face open and leaving a giant permanent scar) then tried to kill me and left me to die, but thank god someone found me and called the police. They CAUGHT him and that guy only got 4 years of probation and no jail time. We gave in to his lawyer's plea deal.
How the fuck did you get 4 years in prison for what you did? Your lawyer must have fucking sucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:19:18 2019 No.16448602 >>16448176 Tell us, for the love of God, what was the exam?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:21:36 2019 No.16448617 >>16448176 Dam you're a fucking retatd lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:24:59 2019 No.16448638 >>16448176 I feel for you fren. Post jail adress so I could send you a package.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:28:33 2019 No.16448657 >>16448176 Now that, is some rocket surgery.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:31:24 2019 No.16448670 >>16448594 >How the fuck did you get 4 years in prison for what you did? Your lawyer must have fucking sucked. It's a big deal assaulting a bus driver, it's a felony.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:32:14 2019 No.16448675 File: 185 KB, 1004x684, heh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16448176 Also >It was partially my fault but if the dindu

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:34:16 2019 No.16448681 >>16448224 >there is literally no place on earth worst than a prison. I don't know dude, have you ever tried living in Wyoming?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:35:42 2019 No.16448690 >>16448176 Surely mental state should have been taken into account here

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:36:05 2019 No.16448691

>>16448594
I think some of these disparities have to do with 'mitigating factors', shaun attwoods youtube talked about it, and I think it's a big flaw in the justice system but basically you and your lawyers can come up with sob stories which reduce the amount of personal responsibility, so because you had a ' rough childhood ' 15 years ago it means your somehow less responsible for going on a crime spree today

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:37:07 2019 No.16448695 >>16448638 >send him heroin >get him another 12 years based

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:43:14 2019 No.16448719 >>16447923 go all in in links. you're going to get out of prison and be a multi-millionaire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:44:24 2019 No.16448725 >>16448681 And then, imagine a prison in Wyoming

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:47:58 2019 No.16448742 >>16448107 In this instance the robbery should be illegal not the act of pretending to have a gun. You absolute fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:50:05 2019 No.16448751 >>16448281 But again, having a fake imaginary dildo is not illegal

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:50:32 2019 No.16448753

>>16448691
I see. I mean yeah, there was the fact I was drunk and walking through a dark area behind some houses late at night. And the guy that attacked me was some big black, athletic-looking nigger and I'm just an average, not even very tall white guy. And I was 19 at the time and the black guy was I think 23. So I have to assume it's mitigating factors, like you said.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:52:13 2019 No.16448764 >>16448333 Don't let them know you have money. If it comes down to it fight your heart out. Maybe you'll fight hard enough that the thought of fucking with you isn't worth it.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:52:23 2019 No.16448765

>>16448691
>>16448753
>>16448594
The weirdest part was that when the police were asking me who did that to me, I immediately blamed some other black guy I knew who lived in that city even though it wasn't him. And I wasn't doing it on purpose. I really thought it was that other black guy, yet like 3 days later I had a sudden insight where I realized "oh fuck it wasn't that guy at all" and immediately called the police to correct it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:56:23 2019 No.16448789 >>16448594 This. How hard could it possible be to claim you are autistic and mentally unstable for 1 year

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:58:54 2019 No.16448802 >>16448681 >nature everywhere >Yellowstone >guns for free I want my second house to be in Wyoming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 07:58:54 2019 No.16448803 >>16448224 >I was in a jail for a whole week That...really doesn't seem like anything to whine about.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 08:04:49 2019 No.16448822

>>16448803
it doesnt seem bad on paper. But, to give insight on how devestating just a day of jail is, consider this.

When youre in an office meeting, you cant leave because it would look bad to your boss. You can technically leave without any severe punishment at all really.
When your watching a boring movie with a group of friends, you shouldnt leave because youd miss out on the fun and it would be rude. But its not like you are forced to stay there.

Jail is the first time, where you really cant leave. You cant just say
>fuck it, im running away from home
No. Jail. Youre really stuck there forever. You cant leave at all.

This is the first shock that males people break down crying

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 09:09:19 2019 No.16449203 >>16448753 You sound like you deserved it.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 09:26:20 2019 No.16449286
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>>16448176
Dude.

Just run away to Mexico/Latin America.
You'll live in exile from America for the rest of your life, but that's not such a bad thing.

Fuck prison, I've already decided I'll die in a shoot out if the Feds ever come for me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 09:30:04 2019 No.16449308 >>16447923 drugs up your ass no homo

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 09:31:48 2019 No.16449320 File: 217 KB, 500x432, Screen Shot 2019-11-24 at 4.49.40 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm unironically jealous of anyone going to jail for 3-5 years right now. Just buy tons of chainlink bro. Take out loans if you can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 09:45:09 2019 No.16449421 >>16448176 dropping out of school would of been a better option than this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:05:17 2019 No.16449582 >>16447980 If I we're you I'll listen to this one

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:07:02 2019 No.16449601 File: 39 KB, 272x324, 1393445798669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16448176 Honestly I'm impressed by the quick thinking. Too bad it didn't turn out all too well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:07:04 2019 No.16449602 >>16447931 damn it. Beat me to it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:16:45 2019 No.16449686 File: 447 KB, 750x804, 97F4F1D9-3C5F-4C1A-BF80-3BA23ABBFC01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16448176

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:16:56 2019 No.16449689 >>16448594 Attempting to hijack a bus probably has a pretty lengthy minimum sentence

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:30:07 2019 No.16449808
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>>16448176
>put my hand under jacket to make it look like I have a gun
>tell him I'll kill every single person in the bus if he makes one more stop on the way to school
this is your brain on amerikkkan propaganda movies
you watched too many James Bond flicks bruh
congratulations

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:31:50 2019 No.16449821 File: 42 KB, 640x633, pepe2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16448176 ok there's no way this is fuckin real. post a pic of your court documents or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:32:08 2019 No.16449823 >>16448594 what are mandatory minimums

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:33:48 2019 No.16449842 >>16447923 >letting the government steal 4 years of your life lol just leave the country. go to mexico or canada. get a fake id.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:33:50 2019 No.16449843 >>16447923 Bitcoin, not shitcoin, these are all paid shills for their shitcoins. Nobody gets paid to shill BTC NOBODY!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:35:40 2019 No.16449854 Guys, im pretty sure OP is in jail right now and his phone was confiscated by this point

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:38:11 2019 No.16449879 >>16448176 >get to school >get arrested 10 minutes after that in front of my whole class Did you get there in time? I would get something established, like XMR and DCR. not some shitcoin that will blow up in a year or so. set it and forget it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:41:48 2019 No.16449913 >>16449854 He's in mexico by now

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:42:54 2019 No.16449921 >>16448742 dude pretending to have a gun is a heightened threat, of course it should be an added charge

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:47:11 2019 No.16449957 File: 35 KB, 600x600, 1568385398936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16447923 a 1x short on Bitmex

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:49:44 2019 No.16449969 >>16447950 >4 years for making a pointy shape under your hoodie at a driver >arguing with a bus driver for some poorfag reason LMAO >Select all images with a bus. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:52:30 2019 No.16449984 >>16447933 AMEN! its good to know that anons are listening to pastor anderson. just out of curiosity, what country are you from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:53:25 2019 No.16449993 >>16448176 Quick, someone cook up a crying wojak with his hand in a gun shape aimed at a smug pepe bus driver.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 10:56:03 2019 No.16450010 >>16448176 based retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:04:03 2019 No.16450060 >>16447923 >What should I hold one hand over your junk, one hand blocking your asshole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:07:56 2019 No.16450089 >>16448176 holy based

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:23:45 2019 No.16450207

>>16448176
this got to be the stupidest shit ever. You make up an excuse. "hello proffessor it's the retarded anon, I cut into my finger really bad when making the breakfast and had to go to the hospital" or "my mother got really sick suddenly and I had to help her". You are on 4chan and you can't think of any jewish tactics?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:27:12 2019 No.16450226 >>16448594 Wh did he knock you out and slam a metal pipe through your cheek? If somebody did that to me without a good fucking reason and got no jail time, I would make them a vegetable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:27:51 2019 No.16450230 >>16448176 high melanin levels detected.

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:28:31 2019 No.16450240
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>>16448176
>It was partially my fault

No, it was totally your fault. You should have taken your anger out on the professor where it would at least garner sympathy from SJWs they can spin this as an analysis of the stresses and insane competition in school nowadays. But here, you wanted the world to revolve around your fuck up of not waking up to get to school earlier.

Buy /our/ token (the token that this and only this board harps constantly on about) and don't drop the soap.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:29:18 2019 No.16450245 >>16450230 I think OP is asian. OP are you asian?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:30:11 2019 No.16450254 File: 21 KB, 474x307, apu hammer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16448176 what the hell anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:31:00 2019 No.16450261 >>16447923 I almost went to prison for 10 years in 2018..

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:32:24 2019 No.16450271 File: 930 KB, 1242x2208, 85661AE1-BD58-4A10-863C-490D10626FAD.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:34:40 2019 No.16450285 I really can't stand all these newfags. Where do you come from you cancerous niggers?

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:35:34 2019 No.16450290
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>>16448224
Dude, you were in there for only a week. I have a friend who was in there for 8 months before they finally dropped his BS charges. You didn't get the chance to accept your position and learn to appreciate the little things and gestures of life, and gaining patience and (in OP's case) learning to properly sort out your feelings so you lash out against the world like that.

Don't get me wrong, you don't want to go to jail. It's a miserable experience as you end up losing EVERYTHING and putting your life at a screeching halt with the added bonus of having a stigma of going to jail. But I'm refuting your notion because you didn't get to the point where my friend had gotten where he started seeing other inmates and his COs as persons who all have their struggles and took to initiative to give people a platform to talk and sort their problems out while in jail.

And I see you also recommended him /our/ token.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:37:55 2019 No.16450303 File: 491 KB, 956x1280, 1546463413527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16447950 That's pretty pathetic. Stupid raging cunt, you're going to learn real quick how to behave in society.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:38:58 2019 No.16450311 >>16450271 LMao, this keeps getting better. OP is a retarded NEET poorfag who uses the Niggerhound bus service.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:40:34 2019 No.16450324 >>16450271 oh shit lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:40:56 2019 No.16450326 >>16447923 OP be honest, 4 years is kinda excessive, did you do the finger pistol at the judge during the hearing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:41:33 2019 No.16450331 >>16447931 >GOTTEM

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:42:52 2019 No.16450341 >>16450324 OP said he was arrested in front of his classmates and this article says the bus went to the bus headquarters where police were waiting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:44:07 2019 No.16450357 >>16448742 When you act like you have a gun it goes from a robbery to an armed robbery anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:47:24 2019 No.16450380 BTC/ETH/LINK/XMR ETH/LINK/XMR are all higher risk higher returns if you're broke as fuck anyways no use buying btc: even if you get 2 btc now and it goes to 50k you'd have 100k wooptie fucking do. Better off all inning link or eth

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:53:35 2019 No.16450435 File: 129 KB, 1920x1080, E4EBB606-E3A7-4121-BDB1-F2358FE81F4E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16447931 my sides are being gripped by an aryan hulk

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 11:57:52 2019 No.16450461

Gotta have some link, I’d say mostly link and btc. Btc is proven and nothing in crypto is worth a damn without a reliable oracle middleware, link specifically.
then xmr, maybe some eth but the competition will only grow and enterprises are going to find workarounds. Engineers from jpm wrote an article about eth’s flaws that they found to be too large to overcome, and that they recommended adoption or creation of a chain more suited for their needs.
So link, btc, then some xmr, some eth

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:00:00 2019 No.16450480 >>16449993 Bumping this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:08:13 2019 No.16450559 >>16449993 this do it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:10:29 2019 No.16450580 >>16449993 and give him zoomer’s backpack

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:12:48 2019 No.16450594 >>16448564 doubt it. most white americans wouldn't get on a bus here if their life depended on it

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:18:04 2019 No.16450641 >>16448176 basado redpilado

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:26:00 2019 No.16450720 File: 95 KB, 1000x778, 1000x-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16447923 all in NIO

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:26:14 2019 No.16450725 >>16448176 i saw this same shit pasta 6 months ago. just goes to show how dead this board is fuck i hate nu/biz/ here is your (you) op

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:35:23 2019 No.16450822 >>16448681 Well there's always Florida

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:58:37 2019 No.16451008 >>16448681 Wyoming is beautiful the fuck you mean

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 12:59:32 2019 No.16451020 File: 22 KB, 500x351, 1509574989763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16448176

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:01:59 2019 No.16451049 File: 760 KB, 1280x715, 1416255720053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16447931 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:03:48 2019 No.16451068 >>16447950 nigger you should try to hold your asshole shut. Good luck with the skinheads

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:07:37 2019 No.16451095 >>16448176 >chimp out >threaten death >get fucked good. you're a fucking retard. You could've gotten a fucking uber. god damn I hope you continue to be an idiot in prison so they find a reason to keep you there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:09:58 2019 No.16451123 >>16447923 ETH and LINK lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:15:42 2019 No.16451177 >>16448215 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:33:29 2019 No.16451391 >>16449993 This >>16449999

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:39:39 2019 No.16451458
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>>16448176
and now OP didnt just throw his degree in the shitter but possibly his whole life

amazing how a university student is so ape-brained. didnt you anticipate the outcome before you acted?

also irl successful businessman here. dont invest in crypto at all. its a meme and everyone in d business world treats it as such

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:47:59 2019 No.16451565 >>16448176 I chose to believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 13:56:21 2019 No.16451675 File: 291 KB, 1280x720, rqw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16447923 Remember to bring some of these, so you can trade them for stuffs. You can even give them to other inmates so they don't rape you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 14:25:17 2019 No.16451957 >>16448176 welp at first i thought you were just a nigger but now you're definitely a white guy lmfao

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 14:28:11 2019 No.16451973 File: 898 KB, 200x200, 1343929790678.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16448176 Put me in the screencap. You better tighten it up opA

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 16:02:40 2019 No.16452940 >>16448176 i dont blame you. bus drivers are scum. next time have a real gun and pop that nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 16:04:11 2019 No.16452957 >>16447923 Silver.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 16:31:31 2019 No.16453203 >>16448176 Well played

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 16:46:11 2019 No.16453325 >>16451973 I just shared. Won't put you

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 17:03:17 2019 No.16453489 >>16448176 BASED as FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 17:04:08 2019 No.16453500 File: 242 KB, 720x1280, 1574009315107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16448176 Based and Exampilled

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 17:04:42 2019 No.16453505

>>16448176
>OP arrives in prison
>virgin walks to the library every day
>one day another aspie loser is in the library before OP
>OP walks in and they make eye contact
>both start making tick sounds as they size up each other’s autism before ruling they’re both autistic as fuck and break eye contact then carry on doing what they’re doing
>OP goes to reach for his favourite book; Bus Hijacking For Dummies
>it’s not in its usual location
>his eyes sweep around and he notices the book is in face in the other autist’s hands, who’s planning to also hijack a bus because one time a driver didn’t stop at his stop and he wants revenge when he gets out after being in for sperging out in Home Depot and biting a security guard’s kneecap
>OP walks up to autisticus #2
>”I-I read this book, it is mine.”
>aspie #2 simply responds with “N-no.”
>OP’s reflexes kick in
>he grabs the ruler he smuggled in his back pocket (butthole) to autisticaly measure things in his cell
>he pushes it out against his shirt
>”I-I HAVE A KN-KNIFE AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT GIVE ME MY BOOK I NEED MY BOOK GIVE IT TO ME ITS MY BOOK”
>guards overhear and run into the library then see OP apparently concealing a weapon
>they storm in and beat the shit out of him with batons while OP starts crying
>given 6 months solitary confinement

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 17:33:54 2019 No.16453758 File: 152 KB, 1365x2048, C59647EB-27B9-4744-9ED3-934EF054B17E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16450341 Maybe he was studying to become a bus driver

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 18:23:08 2019 No.16454162 >>16448176 I'll take "Things That Didn't Happen" for 500, Alex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 18:55:25 2019 No.16454419 >>16448176 I replied to this too

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 19:05:28 2019 No.16454490 File: 180 KB, 592x334, ,rethg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16448176 this would already make the news "Highschool student threatens bus passengers with a GUN. GUN CONTROL WHEN"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 20:07:19 2019 No.16454920 >>16447923 Lmao

Anonymous Tue Dec 3 21:17:14 2019 No.16455395

>>16447943
This is what I might do if I were in his shoes.
30% BTC 30% LINK 30% ETH The other 10% a mix of shitcoins like BAT XMR and IOTA.
One caveat is that IOTA's wallet is shit and exchanges are known to shut down and prohibit withdrawals after a while, so I'd keep that in consideration. So I'd keep everything off exchanges and 2-3 copies of my private keys in very safe places.
Also, I would keep to myself and not join gangs, just read books and work out. Maybe read about Buddhism and meditate to pass the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:03:17 2019 No.16455779 >>16447950 Don't help this nigger. Only help honorable people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 22:05:22 2019 No.16455798 >>16447923 rhymes with sin

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:26:20 2019 No.16456400 File: 5 KB, 238x211, 1561150720415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16448176 Absolutely screencapped

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:37:50 2019 No.16456490 >>16455798 rin-tin-tin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:50:49 2019 No.16456570 So did you make the exam on time?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 3 23:56:32 2019 No.16456612 >>16447933 >we have to go back

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 00:03:17 2019 No.16456655 >>16447950 >4 years in prison for saying words Nice freedom you got there americlap

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 00:05:50 2019 No.16456666
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>>16447923
question do you live near any type of fishing port city? where im from commerical fishermen get those big ass cartons of ciggarettes TAX FREE (in massachusetts for example just a pack of smokes is 11-12 dollars now, in prison people value them so much they kill and rape for them)

>find a fisherman friend, buy SHITLOADS of those cartons, like an entire pallet if you can
>every week have your friend drop off the cigs in your canteen
>rule the prison economy with an iron fist, people wont fuck with you when they realize you're the connect for their precious sticks and the cigg economy would tank if they touched you
>occasionally tell your buddy to hold off for a week or 2 and create artifical scarcity and jack up the price of your cigs, then re drop the price to slightly above it's normal price and have everyone FLOCK to buy up your whole stock because they are terrified of going through those withdrawals again
>????
>profit

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 00:07:35 2019 No.16456675

>>16447950
nigga why didn't you just go to school earlier if you knew you had an exam? the city bus doesn't owe you a god damn thing, you're on ITS schedule not the other way around.

everyone knows city buses run late, it's basically a sitcom cliche at this point

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 00:50:10 2019 No.16456957

>>16447950
Is this a really in depth larp or was the thread I saw earlier actually real? Does no one else remember the thread about the kid running late for an exam and sperging out at his his driver? I know the thread was real but I feel i come here too much when there’s linked threads like this over a course of time and I remember the former ones

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 00:52:28 2019 No.16456970 >>16448176 This gotta be larp and bait. >even millennials ain't this retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 00:56:51 2019 No.16456988 >>16456655 Armed hijacking isn't just First Amendment, shitskin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 01:03:33 2019 No.16457018 >>16447923 Have someone smart stake your Kleros for 4 years. End up 5x wealthier than the biggest Raiblocks holder.

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 01:09:42 2019 No.16457044
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>>16447923
Unironically get yourself an allocation of Universal Protocol. We're on the cusp of something big and you wouldn't want to miss out on the next ETH like revolution in the space right anon?

Everything will change soon. Also, never tell the prison folk you are holding BTC, ETH, and UPT.

You';ll make it anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 01:13:31 2019 No.16457063 >>16450326 >passengers >post 911 He'd be popped then there weren't americans fags now

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 01:16:06 2019 No.16457083 >>16447923 Why would you willingly go to prison?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 02:25:19 2019 No.16457441 File: 64 KB, 800x614, 1528122379359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16449601 >quick >thinking

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 02:29:57 2019 No.16457466 >>16449286 They'll delet your CP and you will KYS. No mess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 02:33:00 2019 No.16457492 >>16448822 English mothers!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 02:41:08 2019 No.16457530 >>16448176 >partially my fault You're a fucking retard, it's completely your fault.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 02:43:02 2019 No.16457542 >>16448364 >It’s a doggy dog world out their anon Please be joking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 02:50:43 2019 No.16457573 >>16457542 lmao welcome to Pajeet-/biz/

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 02:53:41 2019 No.16457589
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>>16448765
"Kid called, had a change of diapers and said negro innocent."
>"We popped wrong nigga?"
"We did the right negro but for the wrong deed."
>"Now what?"
"Told him if he didn't wanna be niggars plaything every Christmas on, he'd better re-remember it right and save us all some disconcert."
>"Did he get it?"
(signals not)
>"Fucking millennials. Dumbest mothers."

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 02:54:51 2019 No.16457594

>>16448224
>If theres one positive or neutral thing about prison though, is that your desire for a waifu or women kind of goes away. You start to desire sleep, entertainment, food, and safety.
this is interesting as I was always in this state. guess you need to have basic necessities satisfied to crave women

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:00:20 2019 No.16457623 >>16457594 He meant one's finds out they are gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:05:19 2019 No.16457641 >>16448764 "I learned intimidation on a memecoins forum, you don't wanna that kinda turboautismo on you... niggars." >death by fistfuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:09:24 2019 No.16457666 >>16448719 Two things not happening.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:12:51 2019 No.16457681 >>16448681 >>>16448224 >>there is literally no place on earth worst than a prison. >I don't know dude, have you ever tried living in Wyoming? Underrated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:15:16 2019 No.16457691 >>16448602 Gender Studies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:18:07 2019 No.16457704 >>16448594 OP >PHYSICALLY hijacked an entire bus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:20:41 2019 No.16457710 >>16448564 Wishful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 03:25:28 2019 No.16457728 File: 42 KB, 602x338, 602x338_cmsv2_80071c4a-47da-5e19-80b9-1e7d48b1087c-4330644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16448544 >Europa.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 04:14:36 2019 No.16457957 >>16447950 tezos is shit anon. the dev team is full of incompetent hacks and you will get FUCKED holding a shitcoin like that

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 04:27:06 2019 No.16458031 >>16448176 nocoiner cope

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 04:32:27 2019 No.16458065 >>16448802 what do you mean guns for free

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 06:23:47 2019 No.16458586 >>16453505 booooooooooooring, you try-hard homo

>>	Stubborn as a mule Wed Dec 4 06:42:32 2019 No.16458665 >>16448202 >Ask them to make it 6 years so you get free food and living until leaving just as the GBR after this takes us to $480,000 each Fucking kek this is kind of genious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 07:27:32 2019 No.16458820 >>16447923 BTC , LTC , XMR.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 08:58:30 2019 No.16459325 File: 16 KB, 355x421, 990986621.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16447923 pic related Thank me whe you get out

Anonymous Wed Dec 4 09:15:31 2019 No.16459427

>>16447923
Unironically invest in putting on weight, you should be a solid 230 lbs going to prison. Every guy who was in county jail going to prison was working towards this. Also you will be fine as long as you aren't a rat, pedo or bitch. There are certain words or phrases that people say where you have to fight them, it's ok if you lose but you have to fight. In MA its bitch or punk, in NY its "go suck a dick". Honestly people will get a good kick out of your story so u will be good as long as you don't rat to the guards, keep people's secrets, and don't bitch out if someone challenges you to fight.

Also a mix of eth btc and link for millionaire status when u are released.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 4 09:17:20 2019 No.16459440 >>16448176 It’s entirely your fault. When I have even semi important exams I wake up several hours early and either get a taxi or walk.

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