Insider here.. with grave news.

[Anonymous No.16444278]

So Sergey didn't show up to work today after the long weekend and it got us all wondering. He didn't contact anyone that he'd be out of work today. About a week before Thanksgiving half a million dollars was taken out of the company card and when we asked Sergey what that was used for he just laughed to himself and said "you'll see," and when pressed to tell us he'd just say "Don't worry about it right now." I think we understand what happened.

The last time we saw him was at a Thanksgiving party he was throwing at his apartment. There was just so much food there.

He was drinking heavily and eating non stop, he basically had a beer in his left hand and something to eat in his right hand at all times. We were all there for about 4 hours and there was not one second where he wasn't eating or drinking. He even went to the bathroom a few times and was still just eating. The only time he put his beer down was when we were at the dinner table and he had to eat things that required two hands, and he'd often eat off of two plates at once one plate for each hand

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[Anonymous No.16444288]

We've seen him have insane feasts before, these eating binges are pretty normal for him, he says its to keep his serotonin firing. But this was the next level. He'd be talking to you with his mouth full then he'd chuckle, say "hold on," then nonchalantly slurp down a bowl of loaded mashed potatoes, chug a carton of eggnog, decimate a whole platter of chicken wings, scarf down some corn bread, and after a few minutes of eating he'd go back to talking to you while eating a candy bar as if none of that just happened. And this went on for HOURS. We weren't even going to be there for too long because we had to go see our families but we were just so worried for him and he seemed out of breath by the end of the night. But he was got really angry when adelyn tried to get him to stop eating a pulled pork sandwich that he was dipping in a jar of nutella and he said that we were ruining his thanksgiving and to fuck off, so we didnt bother him the rest of the weekend and thought it'd be best for him to calm down and for us to see him on monday.

So after we didn't see him Adelyn went to go check on him this afternoon.. She just sent a message through our whatsapp group about an hour ago. Sergey is in a deep diabetic coma right now. His blood sugar got emergency levels high late saturday night and his blood got so thick that his bodies circulation system shut down. Apparently he ran out of the insulin his doctor gave him for the diabetes but he just kept plugging along anyway.

So he had a massive seizure and is in the intensive care unit in a deep coma as we speak. The doctors are unsure if he'll make it.

[Anonymous No.16444428]

[Anonymous No.16444459]

I'm fucking dying man

[Anonymous No.16444535]

When we control the media we need to post this story and all the others whenever we want to buy a dip.
Every week all the media outlets will copy our headlines
>”NAZAROV IN DIABETIC COMA FOLLOWING THANKSGIVING FEAST - RUMORS OF SEIZURE ACTIVITY”
>”NAZAROV ADMITS ‘PUMP & DUMP, KID”
>”NAZAROV ANALLY ASSAULTS INNOCENT INVESTOR, FORCES CONVERSION TO ISLAM”

[Anonymous No.16444591]

i say fake, the face is too fine in the medical pic

[Anonymous No.16445206]

what a way to go out

[Anonymous No.16445244]

>>16444288
>dipping his pulled pork sandwich in Nutella

KEEEEEEEK

[Anonymous No.16445254]

>>16444278
>>16444288
bullish

[Anonymous No.16445259]

>>16444278
Why do you choose to use your finite energy and brain power for this shit?

[Anonymous No.16445436]

bump for basedness

[Anonymous No.16445454]

>>16445259
Fuck off norman

[Anonymous No.16446266]

>>16445259
Gangster people shit out gold Soo much that it means nothing to throw gold away for them, you can't fathom the content I've created only for myself and then thrown away out of boredom. Humans are strange

[Anonymous No.16446488]

>>16446266
What?

[Anonymous No.16446511]

>>16444278
like they have an office

[Anonymous No.16446541]

>>16446266
>>16446488
6'S OF SATAN FOLLOWED BY THE 8'S OF HATE
baka