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16443768 No.16443768 [Reply] [Original]

As in it's terrible, but people pretend to like it to seem "cool"?

>> No.16443792

god damn do i have to order coffee with sugar in it now to make everyone feel comfortable? the answer is probably working a job to earn money.

>> No.16443798

>drinking coffee with s*gar
you're a faggot

>> No.16443800

Coffee with 3 cream is how you truly enjoy it. Anyone who drinks their coffee with sugar is a beta, its comparable to that of someone drinking a onions milk fraccupino latte with 2 pumps of vanilla sweetener and 1 pump of caramel.

>> No.16443840
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16443840

weak zoomies will never own one of these for his black coffee.

enjoy your soilent chocolate whipped cream breakfast dessert.

>> No.16443878

>>16443768
I liked this better when you posted it on
>>>/asp/

>> No.16443888

>>16443798
FAX

>> No.16443972

>>16443768
good coffee is best black
okay coffee gets a little creme
never sugar. sugar is for fat fucks and kids.

>> No.16443987

>>16443768
You're a pussy if you cant drink coffee

>> No.16443991
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>>16443768
Imagine judging people for how much or how little cream or sugar they like in their coffee

I mean, imagine being an insecure beta male like OP, holy shit.

>> No.16443993

I just get coffee with one or two hits of unsweetened cream, no sugar or other sweeteners at all.

>> No.16444008

>>16443972
this guy gets it. High quality americano brewed not too strong is a joy to drink black. If it's shit quality, too strong, too old, whatever, a little squirt of half and half makes it tolerable.

>> No.16444013
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>>16443798
>>16443800
>>16443840
>>16443972
>>16443987
>>16443991
>>16443993
>DUUUUUUUDE, MY COFFEE, I DRINK IT... BLACK!! I'M SO ALPHA AND PSYCHOPATHIC, JUST LIKE JOKER OR PATRICK BATEMAN!!

>> No.16444071
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>>16444013
>DUUUUUUUDE, MY COFFEE, I DRINK IT... BLACK!! I'M SO ALPHA AND PSYCHOPATHIC, JUST LIKE JOKER OR PATRICK BATEMAN!!

>> No.16444903
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16444903

Black as midnight on a moonless night.

>> No.16444913

>>16444013
I like the taste of black coffee, straight vodka, and pussy

>> No.16444999
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16444999

Drinking coffee instead of waking up invigorated because you have repented and been saved by this team of absolute disciples