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16432784 No.16432784 [Reply] [Original]

JunkFax: like CarFax but for your junk. Get a complete record of who/how many people someone has slept with, as well as any diseases they might be carrying.

Users submit tips through the app about who someone has slept with and/or dated. To avoid spam, a past relationship won't be shown next to a person until has received several independant reports. Users can dispute false reports by claiming their account. Reports are completely anonymous until a dispute is launched, after which the verified name and phone numbers of the reporters will be made available to the person who is disputing the report. This discourages false reports.

Overall, the app would serve as an antidote to rampant hypergamy by keeping a complete public record of who everyone has slept with.

>> No.16432828
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>>16432784
its a pretty fucking good idea and some gook was working on it a while back in all seriousness.

he had some kind of machine learning/ai (forget the details) that looked at a database of all porn and compared the faces to social media accounts for matches. it fucking worked and it was literally a thotfax. he was either shutdown or pressured into turning it off, i forget which. its unironically a great idea for a dapp people would actually fucking use.

>> No.16432950

>>16432828
How do I avoid getting shut down?

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>>16432950
put it on a blockchain nigga

follow your dreams, be your own satoshi, and blow thots the fuck out eternally if that is what you so desire

>> No.16432996

>>16432828
Wtf are his legs photoshopped?

>> No.16433027

>>16432996
you're just looking at the finest ankles the world has ever known

>> No.16433369

bump

>> No.16434250

>>16432784
I would use it