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The thread for all the loser fuckups who wasted their lives. How are we doing today, gentlemen?

>> No.16431517

>>16431492
I just turned 28 and live with my mom. I'm not gonna make it guys.

>> No.16431530

I Just don't want to go back to work tomorrow. I've got to start my own business soon.

>> No.16431569

>>16431492
Just another day in clownworld. Got 2 hours of sleep last night, tweaking. Doesn't seem like I'll ever stop drugs completely. I've gone back too many times, it's over

>> No.16431680
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>>16431492
hey guys im a retard who smoked and drank my way through college. Joined the navy as enlisted after and have 3 years left on this contract. Don't fucking join the military no matter how hopeless you feel its a boomer myth. This is garbage, I hate this fucking faggot country, i hate the military. Just work some retail job and keep radicalizing yourselves desu (friends are necessary for mental health though). Your not blinded, crazy, or out of touch. The normies are blind cattle they don't know fucking shit besides food and entertainment. God bless you losers, improve yourselves in any way you can, i'll think about you guys while this country continues collapsing.

>> No.16431912

>>16431680
Story?

>> No.16431988
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>>16431492
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>> No.16432012

>>16431680
You sound alot like me, brother.

>> No.16432036

I finally got my driver’s license! Still a 26-year old virgin dropout NEET, but taking this little step made me feel pretty good.

>> No.16432070
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>>16431492
only jerked off once today

>> No.16432084
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16432084

Still NEET, still a highschool dropout, still day dreaming every day to escape reality.

>> No.16432085

>>16431680
>finished college
>ENLISTED
you were never going to make it retard.

>> No.16432088

Without out a doubt, I am the premier example of a wasted life on /biz. For starters, I'm 48, which, in case you're wondering, means it's too late for me to ever turn my life around and make it meaningful, or even less miserable. I wage slave and live paycheck to paycheck to pay my rent. I have exactly $1800 in the bank and that's it, that's all my money.

My parents were poor and ignorant and never taught me how to manage money so I just free balled it out there. Never went to college, just bounced around from job to job. Now I'm old. No gf, no kids. Just a couple thousand xrp and 100 link. I'm alone and I'm a wasted life.

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>> No.16432149

I'm almost 40 and I'm broke as fuck.

Everything hurts every day. Nothing is even wrong it just hurts. I hvae diarrhea and rotten egg farts every day.

Getting old sucks bros.

If I don't get UBI soon there is no point to living.

>> No.16432157

>>16432149
YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG YANG GANG

>> No.16432173

>>16432149
I'm 43 and broke as fuck

I ain't quitting though

>> No.16432216

>>16432084

DANGEROUSLY based

>> No.16432261

>>16432088

only hope for you my lad is to start saving for your Alcor cryo preservation so you can wake up in a future that isn't this shit

>> No.16432281

>>16432085
I was thinking this. Still, you can be a nuke in the navy and come out making bank.

>> No.16432292

>>16432036
>>16432070
>>16432173
Good shit boys. I wish you the best.

>> No.16432324

>>16431517
I'm 30 and moved back in with my parents..

..after traveling the country/world in a van for two years, finding the girl of my dreams, and deciding that being a nomad is out of the question if I want to ensure I do my part in continuing the white race by producing as many adventurous, athletic, and smart white children as possible.

>> No.16432331

>>16432324
cringe

>> No.16432349
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16432349

>>16431492
Life shits on everyone. That's why babies cry for no reason. That's life giving those adorable bastards a taste of the future. For more times than I care to admit, while Life was in the midst of splattering me with tragedy from its giant, puckering, interdimensional anus, I would stare upwards with my mouth wide open and wonder why all I could taste or see is shit. As I grew older I noticed what everybody else was doing; walking forward with their eyes dead ahead, aware of the shit storm raining upon them but not giving it the time of day. The appropriate, polite way of declaring "Fuck You!" to the universe. You may shit on me now, but I can take it. My strengthened resolve will shine forth as a beacon of hope.
I, however, couldn't help but notice the shit was starting to settle. I didn't have a decent drainage system installed. The corridors of my mind were beginning to flood. Shit was fucking everywhere. My stern and proud stride became a disconcerting wade, which inevitabley became a panicked doggy paddle for my very existance.

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>>16432324
>Wants to save the white race, but can't even save himself, since he has to live with parents

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FRAGILE WHITE MEN

>> No.16432357

>>16432331
fat mutt

>> No.16432358

Invest in Tezos

>> No.16432370
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>>16432349
I stared back up at that giant, puckering anus, each hideous splutter was like the wheezing laughter of a broken old man, his sanity lost to the wares of time, accepting that shit isn't even shit when there's nothing else to compare it to.
I wondered, for a brief moment, if it would have been better all along to stare upwards, slack jawed, blinded by the shit, my taste buds tainted so I would never again know the flavour of happiness. Of love. Of any other beauty but the one that is tragedy, the purest and cruellest beauty of them all. For then I would not know I was drowning. I would just calmly slip under it's tide, the only mercy I would be given but would never know I had.
That brief moment passed, I looked down and shit was seeping away. I don't know how, or why, but it did. And despite this turn of events, the corridors fully cleared and that ever persisting bastard, called hope, smiling encouragingly in the distance, the shit I almost succumbed to in my darkest hour will never truely leave me. Forever haunted I walk forward, eyes straight ahead, despite the clear skies beckoning I stop and dare to feel something truely wonderful, to bask in the glow that exists beyond the pain. But how can I? How can I let go of that which clasped down and grabbed hold of me?
I guess what I'm trying to say is, how many more showers?

>> No.16432380

>>16432352
Yeah, and in two weeks I'm closing on a house I can afford because I know how to make money work for me. I've been back home for a month while looking for houses. kek. Stay mad

>> No.16432403

>>16432349
youd cry all the time too if you got your dick cut

>> No.16432446

>>16432149
>diarrhea, nasty farts
I had this, ruined my life but I fixed it with a fecal transplant.
Doctors have probably told you you have IBS or some other shit syndrome that means they have no idea what the problem is right?
Have you ever taken antibiotics in your life? Research fecal transplants, you might have intestinal dysbiosis, which means your gut flora is messed up. First try kefir or have a doctor give you a prescription for VSL #3, ask for the double strength, insurance only covers double strength.
Problem with probiotics is we can only make around 15 kinds, and your gut has over 500 kinds.
Probiotics didn’t help me, so I got a fecal transplant. In two days I shit you not, my intestinal problems disappeared.
If you get a fecal transplant, research how to get a good donor, either a family member who is never sick and can eat anything, or a sample from a fecal transplant bank.
Afterwards, start eating more cooked greens and other veggies, and only take antibiotics if absolutely necessary, none of that anon you might have something take these, or the antibiotics forced on you after dental surgery.
FECAL FUCKING TRANSPLANTS, are usually only given for cases of c diff but there are based doctors out there. The burger government tried to ban them for a few years, but no one has ever died and it has saved lives. I looked like a typhoid victim from a pow camp. Now I’m a husky boy again.

>> No.16432461

>>16432403
Just stop dude, you make these posts all the time. This isn’t a way to deal with your trauma.

>> No.16432557

Been Home alone the past 3 days but now my parents are back and it sucks

>> No.16432609

>>16432324

Absolutely based my Caucasian brother. Don't listen to the Snakemen and Orcs. They had designed the system to persecute you with economics pogroms. All corporations are looking for duhversity, meaning its hard to get a job there. All government hand outs are run by Snakeman and Orcs to fuck over your application.

Living with family for multiple generations is how they do it, in the rest of the world. No shame doing it here until the oppression against loud and proud Caucasians ends.

>> No.16432616

>>16432352

Better than the state of weak Orcs that need government hands outs or week Snakeman that needs nepotism and holohoax money.

>> No.16432633

>>16432446
what do you do they just stick someone elses shit up your ass? can you get one w/o a colonoscopy first?

>> No.16432705

>>16431680
I need advice
Enlisting with a STEM degree worth it?
Need a foot in the door, nepotism sucks

>> No.16432712

>>16432705
Commission as a fucking officer, holy shit. Are you a brainlet?

>> No.16432739

>>16432712
Maybe they plan on bri g enlisted for a year or two, and going to OCS later. I dunno, I don't get it either.

>> No.16432742

>>16432088
Based dubs
It's never too late faggot, there must be something that you are good at, do that thing, struggle to make it work, go all in. Do it now, stop bitching.

>> No.16432868

>>16432705
Only if you have a good connection in the industry to secure a job after graduation. Otherwise you'll spend at least 2 years jobless only to land a job not in your field. The problem with STEM is that there are too many graduates and less jobs. The salaries are going down too due to pajeets migrating and overworking everyone

>> No.16432946

>>16432633
They have pills too, timed release kind of thing. Take that route first. Also easier to do yourself with a pill than diy up the butt, which is basically an enema.
Colonoscopy is tricky because you either need a c diff diagnosis or a based doctor who is cool with just putting it down as “colonoscopy”.
Fecal transplants are fucking game changers, people of old times used to consume small bits of feces and microbes because cooking was so dirty. Ironically our safety regulations are a large contributing factor as to why people with antibiotic induced dysbiosis never get better.
You see all kinds of problems in Africa, but you don’t see intestinal dysbiosis for this reason.

>> No.16433054

I can't stop drinking, smoking weed and fapping. Help bros

>> No.16433080

>>16432946
thanks. been having problems after a bout of antibiotics years ago actually. i actually quit my desk job because i couldnt take the stress of random diarrhea attacks.

i have tried a lot of different probiotics but they dont seem to help. vsl isnt sold anymore they got sued for ip infringement. the replacement is visibiome but it does not seem to help me as much.

i wonder if you can buy these time release shit pills on the darkweb if you dont have a script because i doubt i can find a doctor who will give me one without getting a colonscopy first to make sure it isnt ass cancer or something.

>> No.16433112

Tfw i’m 23 and still broke

Is there time for me brahs?

>> No.16433122

I got in link at 22c, but didnt put enough money to move out my mom’s crib :/

My only hope is for link to moon or i’ll kill myself.

>> No.16433134

>>16432324
jesus fucking christ lmao

>> No.16433227

>>16432324
Pathetic

>> No.16433252

>>16433080
There are fecal transplant banks. Look up open biome, there was also something in the pacific north west. Just googled fecal transplants and the whole scene has really changed.
First try to get a donor as officially as possible, there is so much compassion in this space that you might find someone willing to bend the rules. Openbiome has some real assholes working for it like scott olesen. There used to be bright medicine clinic in oregon mark davis nd, I have a feeling they got fucked over iono.
I’m very sorry to hear about your struggles anon, I wish I could help more but it has been years. I remember reading articles about a dr named neil stollman, seemed like a good guy.

>> No.16433261

>>16433080
you’re gonna have to get the colonoscopy, and you probably should. There is also a camera pill you can do first, but a colonoscopy makes any petitions of yours more bulletproof.

>> No.16433291
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34 year old virgin here.
the worst thing is i've had a girl come on to me, that i was actually interested in, but i didn't even know how to handle the situation so nothing came of it.

>> No.16433294

>>16433261
regulations are tighter now, so if you can get an ibs diagnosis or something, a coloniscopy, and find a clinical trial of fmt with ibs or whatever that will be a possible way.

>> No.16433322

>>16432149
Dude eat more bananas and toast. Like a lot more.

>> No.16433327

>>16432324
Youre doing gods work.

>> No.16433329

>>16433291
Me too man. I have terrible ADHD and dysthymia and can’t form relationships with women (anyone). Die a virgin with me :)

>> No.16433353

>>16433329
sorry, i at least want a blowjob before i die.

>> No.16433360

>>16433291
Have the same problem and I'm firmly in "made it" status

>> No.16433377

>>16433353
I just want to die and not have anything. I tried to hire a hitman on biz once, but nobody wanted my bags.

>> No.16433437

>>16433377
just use an exit bag and make sure someone finds you within a day so there's easy cleanup.
it's painless and you can't fail and not die.
if it's a religious thing suicide by assassination is still suicide and unnecessary painful.

>> No.16433468

>>16433437
There were conditions, it had to be done quickly, painlessly, and I wasn’t allowed to know when it was coming, that way I wouldn’t bitch out.

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16433485

>>16433468
just saying that if you really wanted to be dead you would be dead.
an exit bag isn't a cry for attention, it works.

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Non-american here, i am so bored of life in general, left a customer support after sales service in retail at the end of May, can't find a decent job in other area,

job offer around here are mostly minimum wage restaurants slavery and retails

Got a degree in multimedia in which i got no interessed in and couldnt develop enough skills in the job demanding skills

literally have no though on what to do in the future, Currently 27 year old NEET while periodicallly going to the gym

>> No.16433498

>>16433485
I’ve seen this pic before; it’s lovely

Thank you.

>> No.16433520

>>16433080
>Saccharomyces boulardii is most commonly used for treating and preventing diarrhea, including infectious types such as rotaviral diarrhea in children, diarrhea caused by gastrointestinal (GI) take-over (overgrowth) by "bad" bacteria in adults, traveler's diarrhea, and diarrhea associated with tube feedings. It is also used to prevent and treat diarrhea caused by the use of antibiotics.

This is another route. If you want to go this route there are a few things you can do. 1)take a saccharomyces supplement 2)brew your own hooch with active yeast 3) eat a shit ton of sourdough bread. I do 2 and 3 every once in a while. If you don't want your doctor doing butt stuff, its worth a shot.

>> No.16433537

>>16431680
How old are you man?

>> No.16433554

>>16433498
i think it's a little scary because the bag is off. makes me wonder if someone else pulled it off him. or if he had not put it on himself yet, thinking that the mask was not enough to kill him and that he would be able to "feel it coming" and abort, yet he passed out and died anyway.

>> No.16433596

>>16433554
What’s the alternative, get old and informed, without any family, rotting away in a nursing home while some Haitian nurse slaps you around and steals your morphine patches? Fuck that. I already lost the game being a headcase. I’ll give it a bit longer then check out on my own terms.

>> No.16433634

>>16431680
currently neeting, lied to my parents about getting a degree while being a dropout scum, i'm 28 and a total failure at life, have only 2 friends, my father that never taught me anything in my life, no initiation, nothing keeps telling me to go into military...

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>>16432446
>>16432149
>>16432157
>>16432292


guys,


Psyllium Husk powder (pic related) will give you the FIBER REQUIRED to support a DIVERSE MICROBIOME

Boomers and Silents KNEW about METAMUCIL (the old brand)

Yes, veganism, raw, vegetarian, etc., BUT In the first place, FIBER

FIBER, UBER ALLES.

>> No.16433658

>>16433639
Jesus fucking Christ. Learn to shill properly you low IQ 3rd worlder.

>> No.16433686

>>16433596
stick around, i think you'll be pleasantly surprised. maybe we'll even get humans to mars, that'll be fun to see. rumors about civil war in USA brewing, maybe you'll find some purpose there.

>> No.16433701

>>16431680
Did they touch your PP?

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>>16433658
Found the zoomer

>> No.16433723

>>16432324
lmao, you're find very quickly that shes dont love you she dont even love herself.
womans are all whores.

>> No.16433766

>>16433080
try the sauerkraut type of foods for steadily getting those good gut bacteria later, sauer cucambers, sauer paprika, saurkraut shit like that that's popular/standard in eurogulag but seems like alienspeak in burgerland, and no, pickled and sour cucumbers are not the same thing

>> No.16433784

>>16433766
Based probiotic poster.

>> No.16433795

I havent drank alcohol in 4 days so that's actually really good. I feel better and didnt have panic attacks/paranoia since

>> No.16433810

>>16431492
Lousy, as usual. A 14 hour day at work didn't help.

>> No.16433833

>>16432149
UBI isn't going to happen. The government can't afford its current obligations, much less take on any new ones.

>> No.16433847

>>16432446
Is this likely to be covered by the level of insurance that someone who is broke can afford?

>> No.16433852

>>16433766
>>16433784
I'll add pickles(marinata) and sauers(fermentation) are easily distinguishable by water inside the jug, sauer cucumbers water is murky like thick fog, pickles are in clear water you can see through, don't let the labels fool you

>> No.16434056

>>16433080
I kind of just want to take a shit pill to see if it'll sort out any of my fucked health/mental issues. My gut feels fine it's just everything else that seems out of whack (tired/depressed/rashes/getting fatter/arthritis/bunch of other shit) and I keep reading how so much of the body has these intimate relationships with the microbiome.

How can I just acquire a shit pill from a superdonor without a script?

>> No.16434074
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16434074

Have fun at work tomorrow wagies

>> No.16434076

>>16433852
Probiotics are a meme. I was consuming a ton when I got ibs

>> No.16434194

>>16432380
>nomad
>travelling
>has enough money for a house

something doesnt add up here

>> No.16434254

Man up. None of you have wasted your lives as much as this guy. >>16434067

>> No.16434269

>>16433112
you just started your life, you still have time

>> No.16434293

>>16434074
Imagine being a disgusting useless braindead cuck zoomer thinking hes gonna get far in life because he has 1000 LINK.
See ya
>inb4

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16434299

helno frens,
fellow megaloser here, should i start heroin to at least enjoy my life a lil bit while high? Is it even possible for a broke NEET?

>> No.16434337

>>16432349
>>16432370
thank you anon

>> No.16434421

i sold my link ico bags at $0.33. definitely didnt miss out on "make it" money, but it wouldve helped me out a lot right now

>> No.16434445

I'm so fucking depressed. I spend all day online and I frequently sleep well into the afternoon. I feel like I am wasting away infront of my pc but I cant do anything about it, it feels like a part of me needs to spend time in isolation, even when i really dont want to.

Im thinking of selling my desktop computer. Anyone tried this? I really fucking hate myself for spending all my time doing useless shit.

>> No.16434447

>>16431680
so what nuke rate did you get?

>> No.16434461

>>16432088
Damn bro

>> No.16434486

>>16434056
exactly what i want to know

>> No.16434534

I'm 26 and live with my parents still. Everyone has moved on with their lives and are having kids meanwhile I'm practically a hermit. Aside from the loneliness slowly eating away at me I'm living a pretty good life. Work, vidya, sleep, and hentai, but it feels like it's passing me by. I don't know. Anyway, I have about 3k a month going into my stocks so I'll be retired by 40 if I want to. Also, I'll be a wizard soon, frens. Can't wait to get that hat mailed to me.

>> No.16434540

>>16434299

yes, just don't get addicted