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okay /biz/ tell me a bedtime story pls

>> No.16430026

>>16429998
our shitcoins will die and we are not going to make it

>> No.16430057
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>>16429998
Once two friends were walking through the forest. They knew that anything dangerous can happen to them at any time in the forest. So they promised each other that they would remain united in any case of danger.

Suddenly, they saw a large bear approaching them. One of the friends at once climbed a nearby tree. But the other one did not know how to climb. So being led by his common sense, he lay down on the ground breathless, pretending to be a dead man.

The bear came near the man lying on the ground. It smelt in his ears, and slowly left the place. Because the bears do not touch the dead creatures.Now the friend on the tree came down and asked his friend on the ground, “Friend, what did the bear tell you into your ears?” The other friend replied, “The bear advised me not to believe a false friend.”

>> No.16430080

>>16430026
>>16430057
I like these stories

>> No.16430261
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16430261

Once upon a time there were parents who diddled diddled tiny cunies, twats and peepees... ... they pimped them for lots of money but then INTERPOL and FBI killed all of them... bad kids too.
>it's fiction

>> No.16430293

>>16429998
long long time ago there was a princess but she wasnt rich or good at school. so she decided to give blowjobs in the school yard. the end

>> No.16430327

Once upon a time there was chainlink and it went to $1000 eoy the end

>> No.16430427

>>16429998
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

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hi

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>Even before he let himself get obese and balloon up to over 350 lb., his eating habits were legendary. The SmartContracts.com CTO Steve Ellis claimed Nazarov's diet circa 2015 consisted "mainly of junk food, usually take-out Chinese or peanut butter, which he consumed by the jarful". By 2016, he was renowned for eating boxes of Mallomars and cinnamon buns, washing them down with a quart of milk. Close friend Tom Gonser wrote that in the late 2000s and early 2010s, Sergey went on crash diets before his projects commenced development, but when he lost his willpower he would eat huge breakfasts consisting of corn flakes, sausages, eggs, bananas and cream, and a huge stack of pancakes drenched in syrup. rory claimed that, during the testnet of chainlink (2017), Sergey would have "two steaks, potatoes, two apple pies a la mode and a quart of milk" for dinner, necessitating constant altering of his Lucky shirt. During a birthday party for Sergey --the SWIFT director -- gave him a belt with a card reading, "Hope it fits." A sign was placed below the birthday cake saying, "Don't feed the Sergey." He reportedly ate at least four pieces of cake that day.

>> No.16431233

>>16430327
your story is stupid

>> No.16431314

>>16429998
Once upon a time there was a fat scammer named Sergey. He created a token called chainlink without ever intending to release an actual product with the sole purpose of enriching him and his friends. Millions of idiots bought it and Sergey rode off into the sunset with his bags of cash, laughing at the bagholders who were left screaming in agony.
The end.