Who here has the most autistically efficient piss bottle system?

[Anonymous No.16414282]

>be me
>one jug in the living room, another in the bedroom
>piss in jug repeatedly until 1/3 full, then empty into toilet, flush, repeat
>sometimes forget to hide when guests come over
Anyone have any suggestions to improve this workflow?

[Anonymous No.16414303]

>>16414282
why not just piss in the toilet everytime?

is it because you live with parents and dont wanna come out?

play online video fames?


i live bymyself

[Anonymous No.16414306]

>>16414282
Bloody hell man. Just go for a piss you lazy fat fuck. Are you a base human?

[Anonymous No.16414324]

>>16414282
>Print a sticker of pic related
>put it on the jug
>no more embarassment when guests come over

[Anonymous No.16414329]

>>16414306
there has to be a good reason these neets have the jugs anon, lets try to understand first.

[Anonymous No.16414353]

>>16414282
what we really want to hear about is your pooping system

[Anonymous No.16414365]

>>16414306
It’s the way of the road bubs

[Anonymous No.16414368]

>>16414329
I think it's partly because they don't want someone else in the building to know they're awake. Anxiety can get ridiculous especially when you add drugs or mental illness that keep you up for days

[Anonymous No.16414370]

>>16414282
based yellow ID
>>16414306
based fuck REQ I'd

this thread is gonna make it
>go over to my NEET friends house to play smash ultimate
>crunchy looking yellowish cum rag by his bed
why do NEETs think their friends don't immediately notice their awful living habits? is it because they're blind to them? If I pointed out to him that it was obviously a cum rag he would have been humiliated. is it worth it to humiliate NEETs even when they're your friends?

[Anonymous No.16414372]

>>16414282
Be a real man and just throw your piss jugs on the roof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0u6Lb6RCz4

[Anonymous No.16414376]

Dunno man, huge jugs go quickly rancid. It's a mess when you're pissing the last liters. But comfy af when you toss into trash for wagie.
Pro tip > leave the cap slightly loose

[Anonymous No.16414378]

>>16414324
Hey anon can I have a glass of lemonade?

[Anonymous No.16414385]

>>16414329
Not a NEET and proud jug pisser since 2015, it's just more practical and saves water too.

[Anonymous No.16414390]

>>16414376
Based

[Anonymous No.16414392]

>>16414282
I have 1 3litre jug, i keep it in my room and empty it in the garden once a day.
>>16414303
Enbironment, OCD, monitor how much piss u can produce in one day, depression.
>>16414306
See above
>>16414329
Maximum efficiency
>>16414353
Once a day at 8:30 or 9am, if i miss that window, i hold it til the next day.

I only shower when i leave the house or am expecting guests. The clothes i have on now havent been wqshed in 6 weeks.

[Anonymous No.16414396]

One of these days I’m just going to hook up a tube to my dick when I sleep so I don’t have to fucking wake up

[Anonymous No.16414397]

>>16414385
Manky pajeet. You scumbags need help

[Anonymous No.16414406]

>>16414372
Thats what i do, based

[Anonymous No.16414411]

>>16414397
Imagine seething at other people pissing in jugs. Get some testosterone.

[Anonymous No.16414417]

>>16414396
Ive thought about this and tried it, it doesnt work, the air displaced by the pee coming out of your dick makes everything spray out like a hose attached improperly house tap

[Anonymous No.16414426]

>>16414282
i like the big gatorade bottles because they have a big hole for my dick
and for shit i use protein powder tubs. i can just squat over them to shit and screw the lid on tight when im done and no smell gets out
you can fit a lot of shits in a protein powder tub

[Anonymous No.16414436]

>>16414385
Unbelievably based and redpilled super test filled chad.

Dont let the weakings jealousy get you down fellow piss jugger

Irine
Urine
Werine

[Anonymous No.16414446]

>>16414436

[Anonymous No.16414445]

>>16414426
How do u empty it? I may have to start doing this, based.

[Anonymous No.16414450]

I have a glass container that holds about a 1.5 liters of liquid. It's in my separate garage/home gym that doesn't have plumbing. Takes two full bladders to fill it up.

[Anonymous No.16414460]

>>16414376
You have to swish a little bleach around in it after you flush the piss away.

[Anonymous No.16414472]

>>16414378
no. but you can have a glass of fresh, precious Lipton tea

[Anonymous No.16414490]

>>16414282
True story
My mommy buys me gally jugs of water because tap water has chemicals in it
I use a gogirl with an extension tube, and used warhammer glue to attach the extension tube into the top of a slightly slanted pvc pipe with a 90degree turn at the end, this part I will explain later
Attached straight end of pvc pipe to me desk slightly below knee height to my desk, imagine the pipe sticking out of my desk, slightly slanted downwadd and then curling upwards at the other end.

I drilled holes into the underside of the pipe, put small diameter pvc pipes into these holes and sealed the edges with more glue.
I place the empty water gally jugs under each of these smaller tubes.

Basically, I piss into my gogirl which I sometimes attach to me with a belt when I’m gaming. My peepee drips through the go girl and extension into the top of the angled pvc pipe, and it ends up in the first gally jug. When first gally jug is full, my peepee travels down the pvc pipe to the next jug, and so on. When all jugs are full I know because I can see peepee pooling the curve at the end of the pvc pipe.

[Anonymous No.16414497]

>>16414417
Based, try duct tape next time

[Anonymous No.16414521]

>>16414490
Based, can you send a picture of the assembly. Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.16414523]

>>16414490
Holy shit anon. This is some of the most deranged and degenerate shit I've read in a while.

[Anonymous No.16414532]

>>16414282
make a little hole close to the bottle neck to avoid closing the bottle hole with your dick and causing backlash of pee as air inside the bottle has nowhere to go. this can be a problem in a dark room.

[Anonymous No.16414565]

>>16414523
yeah and on /biz/ as well. what the actual fuck. i hope an asteroid smashes fuck out the planet soon so regular pissers and shaggers can take back the planet from these incel fucks as we rebuild.

[Anonymous No.16414571]

>>16414490
This is why I browse this site 10/10 need pics of your set up tho

[Anonymous No.16414590]

>>16414445
my shit tub? i just throw it away when it starts to get full
it takes me about a month to fill one and i eat a lot of protein powder so I have a lot of shit tubs
i throw away my big gatorade piss bottles when there full too

[Anonymous No.16414591]

>>16414490
pics or diagram?

[Anonymous No.16414693]

Message in a bottle

[Anonymous No.16414707]

>>16414417
Lmao I bet the cleanup was horrible. Gap in the market for anyone that can solve man's oldest conundrum: get out of bed and piss or risk pissing the bed?

[Anonymous No.16414741]

>>16414707
There you go 12 pound

[Anonymous No.16414758]

>>16414426
>>16414590
Holy fuck anon this is amazing.

[Anonymous No.16414776]

>>16414385
When it’s brown - flush it down
When it’s yellow - let it mellow

[Anonymous No.16414829]

>>16414282
I piss in the sink in the bathroom, then as you wash your hands it all washes down nicely. I've been doing this for years and never had any smells. Saves about a gallon of water each time by not flushing the toilet.

[Anonymous No.16414880]

>>16414490
This reminds me of the guy who has several-hour long masturbation sessions using.... DMT was it? Don't recall. He mentioned having to lock his cat out of the room because it got distressed. I hope to fuck someone has those screencaps. Late 2017/early 2018 iirc.

[Anonymous No.16414894]

>>16414880
Thats bs DMT doesnt last more than 20 mins MAX

[Anonymous No.16414906]

>>16414829
Those pipes are not made for withstanding piss for a long time.

[Anonymous No.16414919]

>>16414906
What will it do to them? I pour drain unblocker down them every few months or so anyway... I'd have thought that would be harsher than piss

[Anonymous No.16414944]

>>16414282
Why throw it away after 1/3? Make it full. And toss it out of the windows so you save water by not flushing the toilet. You are going to make it fren

[Anonymous No.16414956]

>>16414944
way of the road bud

[Anonymous No.16415005]

>>16414894
Yeah the only other drug I could think of was meth but I'm pretty sure it wasn't meth he was using. Can't be DMT either. Fuck this is pissing me off.

[Anonymous No.16415008]

>>16414392
>I only shower when i leave the house or am expecting guests. The clothes i have on now havent been wqshed in 6 weeks.
fucking disgusting

[Anonymous No.16415038]

>>16415008
>fucking BASED

FTFY

[Anonymous No.16415053]

>>16415008
natural

[Anonymous No.16415089]

>>16414392
why are you such a gross monkey

[Anonymous No.16415161]

>>16414880
Sounds like someone gave him meth and told him it was DMT. DMT does not make you wack off

[Anonymous No.16415188]

>>16414906
Lol, did you just made that shit up?

[Anonymous No.16415299]

sort yourselves out, buckos

[Anonymous No.16415331]

>>16414282
stop being so beta, piss you are. always

[Anonymous No.16415583]

>>16414303
"Piss bottles" are a red flag for mental illness, every time. When you tell them to stop pissing in bottles, you're basically screaming "stop being insane!" at a crazy person, like that would ever work.
And, the humor part is some of these crazies have turned it into a fetish. Like the OP, who gets off "sharing" about his insanity.

[Anonymous No.16415595]

>>16414282
Stop being a lazy shit and go to the toilet.

[Anonymous No.16415662]

>>16415005
Did you know if you do meth your piss is still full of it and you can get high if you drink it? There's junkies at truck stops that look for piss bottles with the right dark color and smell

[Anonymous No.16415668]

>>16415583
>>16415595
fuck off back to plebbit, fucking 2019 newfags.

[Anonymous No.16415671]

>>16415583
That or drugs. If you live with roommates or neighbors behind paper walls you don't want them hearing you go to the bathroom every hour for 4 days straight

[Anonymous No.16415685]

>>16415668
this
ficikng plebit and fscebok needs to go back

[Anonymous No.16415688]

>>16414303
Diabetus

[Anonymous No.16415706]

>>16414282
>Anyone have any suggestions to improve this workflow?
Just find a degen woman who likes to drink piss (yes they do exist) and have her follow you around the house. Whenever you need to go, she opens her mouth. Problem solved?
Oh and you can take videos of it and post them on an adsharing pornsite or sell the clips to make some cash off of it

[Anonymous No.16415711]

>>16414376
fucking based

[Anonymous No.16415768]

can you sell it online as thot' piss?

[Anonymous No.16415793]

>>16414944
>>16414376

[Anonymous No.16415847]

>>16414282
All I gotta say is some years ago I lived in a basement, only bathroom in the house was upstairs and I primarily worked down there. Started a piss jug in a huge thermos, took about two weeks to fill it up, woke up in the middle of the night cuz I heard a rat and accidentally kicked over the jug. I have not used a piss jug since. God bless.

[Anonymous No.16415962]

>>16415847
i used to pee in cups and leave them on my dresser and desk until i emptied them but one night i woke up accidentally grabbed a piss cup instead of my water cup and itook a sip of stale piss
i no longer pee in cups. i been using half gallon gatorade piss bottles ever since

[Anonymous No.16416188]

>>16414880
becareful if you masturbate on dmt you'll have an interdimensional baby

[Anonymous No.16416401]

>>16415005
Yeah it was DMT, i thought it was a larp though. it was a good post to read for sure.

[Anonymous No.16417207]

I sometimes can’t leave my computer for several hours because of work. That’s why I have to use piss bottles. I use these large 1L glass bottles with wide openings. I hate when a bit of pee gets on my floor by accident. Any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.16417233]

>>16414282
>Anyone have any suggestions to improve this workflow?
Buy one of those solid plastic milk jugs that you can't see through, so when you leave your piss jug out by accident there is plausibly deniability as to the contents of the jug.

[Anonymous No.16417237]

>>16414303
>taking time away from watching charts to piss in a toilet
not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.16417250]

>>16414417
>he doesn’t use a catheter
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16417264]

>>16417207
Btw. I usually just pour the piss out of my window when it’s full. I live on the 5th floor of an apartment complex. It must smell pretty bad down there. I hope no wagies have been hit.

[Anonymous No.16417279]

>>16414490
What a clever and handy boy.

[Anonymous No.16417414]

>>16415583
"Piss bottles" are a red flag for basedness, every time. When you tell them to stop pissing in bottles, you're basically screaming "Have sex!" at a redpilled person, like that would ever work. And, the humor part is some of these gigachads have turned it into a reddit-filter. Like the OP, who is based for "sharing" about his hate for niggers.

[Anonymous No.16417458]

>>16415583
You need to go back

[Anonymous No.16417478]

i was a NEET for 8 months five years ago and pissed in a gallon milkjug the entire time and now i make 110k annually working from home where i continue to piss in a jug. if you don't piss in a jug you're probably a stuck up bitch who will never make shit.

[Anonymous No.16417509]

I use a litter box, people often ask what I feed my cat.

[Anonymous No.16417521]

>>16414370
If you are a real friend you should definitely call out your friends so they can improve their shit life. Also, they left it out and would probably laugh at it. If you see it next time say “nice rag, I have the same one”. Why would anybody use a crusty ass rag over and over again? I used a crusty rag once and it was like rubbing sand paper on the tip

>>16414376
Would there not be a hint of piss in the air by leaving it loose? I left mine sitting in a window and it wouldn’t smell that bad. Also, if you stay hydrated it doesn’t really have that piss smell

>>16414378
Its actually a mix of tea and lemonade that I’m letting ferment. Maybe next time”

>>16415595
I don’t do it to be lazy, it’s just really fun have different types of piss apparatus’. I have probably built around 10 different ones over 4 years, mostly due to increased weight. I have perfected every single one and if I ever lose weight I will always have a back up that won’t need to be made. I have a model called the Trifecta v3 (final version unless size upgrading to support my weight). I can pump coom from my cock, piss, and go poop. I have this awesome pump system. I don’t get dirty from pooping either. The only thing that sucks is that I have to spread my ass cheeks as much as possible when sitting on the Trifecta v3, but it holds due to the seat mould. I have hemorrhoids but don’t really feel it any more. I can’t really see down there but it might be infected. I have a penis pump that I keybinded with LSHFT+PPPP (Pee Pee Poo Poo [3 second interval before reset]). Penis pump obviously takes my piss and coom out and has another pump which is primed that leaks down my asshole (acts as a bidet) into a tank built into the seat of my chair. A hose is connected to that tank and primed like a real toilet which pumps into a tank about 4 feet away. It’s really a pain in the ass to put all of it on but I stay in the same position for hours on end and it’s well worth it

[Anonymous No.16417569]

>>16414282

[Anonymous No.16417571]

>>16414282
nut bottles are better than piss bottles

[Anonymous No.16417608]

>>16414282
The amount of time you have spent thinking about piss bottles you could have gone to the actual toilet 1000+ times i bet.

[Anonymous No.16417617]

>>16417521
Based and inspirational. And here I am with my run of the mill piss bottle setup.. Good to know I still have a lot of room to grow. God bless.

[Anonymous No.16417663]

>>16414282
Yeah wait longer before emptying. Only 1/3? dafuq u doin...

[Anonymous No.16417684]

>>16414523
>>16414565
>>16414571
I wish you newfags would fuck off and die. You fedora fags act like the most tame shit is crazy. I get it, you missed out on the golden age of 4chan but no amount of over exaggerating is going to make it come back. In fact it does the opposite. So lurk more.

[Anonymous No.16417707]

>>16414880
>duude remember 2017
This place has way too many newfags

[Anonymous No.16417755]

>>16417617
I see that you use glass. Do you use a cap by chance? I prefer to keep the lid of my final tank a little open but I have a urinal refresher right at the opening so I get that genuine bathroom smell. My dinners are usually really greasy so I leave the window cracked a bit. I kind of feel bad for my nurse when she has drain it but she is a cocaine addict and can’t really smell that well. Believe it or not my setup is really sanitary besides the ass sores. I should have her put some cream on it when she comes back Monday. What don’t you like about your setup? I can give tips if needed

[Anonymous No.16417863]

>>16414282
Milk jugs like that are too flimsy to be sure they won't leak. Use some Ocean Spray Cran-Grape plastic jugs to be sure. The opening is a lot more comfortable too.

[Anonymous No.16417976]

>>16417569
Shut the fuck up pajeet

[Anonymous No.16417981]

>>16417707
>identifying yourself with a website
pathetic

[Anonymous No.16418009]

>>16417684
You've seen alot I get it, you're old. but no amount of returning to the place you grew up to relive "the glory days" will make it come back grandpa.

[Anonymous No.16418012]

>>16414282
Since I made it I use double-insulated sports bottles. Keeps it nice and warm for 18 hours.

[Anonymous No.16418042]

Mine looks more like OP's... but you have to admit the plastic jug (with cap) is technically superior to this circa 16th century chamber pot even if it isn't half as fun to piss in

[Anonymous No.16418064]

>>16414282
>not having a foley system

Ngmi

[Anonymous No.16418099]

>>16414282
>tfw have no idea how much PISS i produce in one day
i knew something was missing in my life

[Anonymous No.16418703]

>>16414906

its true, the piss will corrode the pipes, only do in rentals

[Anonymous No.16418712]

>>16417569

We are saving water goddamnit

[Anonymous No.16418747]

>>16414282
Mike Watt - Piss-Bottle Man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcA0p8Tvnk