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THE ONLY REASON IT EXISTS IS BECAUSE KIKES HAVE CREATED A SYSTEM WHERE THEY LEND PEOPLE ASSETS FOR FREE AND WITHOUT CONSENT. WHO THE FUCK WOULD LEND AN ASSET FOR ALMOST NOTHING WHEN IT'S GOING TO GET SOLD IMMEDIATELY DEVALUATING YOUR INVESTMENT??? IT WOULD ONLY WORK IF YOU PAY PEOPLE A SHIT TON OF MONEY TO LEND IT. DON'T EVEN TRY TO PROVE ME WRONG I'M FUCKING RIGHT NIGGERS

>> No.16409200

>>16409189
Holy shit you are right

>> No.16409201

>IT WOULD ONLY WORK IF YOU PAY PEOPLE A SHIT TON OF MONEY TO LEND IT
That's the whole point. Shorts push prices up.

>> No.16409204

>>16409189
youre having a schizophrenic braek, please take your meds. we care about you. go back to the ward, they miss you.

>> No.16409206

>>16409201
NO ITS NOT YOU NIGGER (((THEY))) ARE LENDING PEOPLE'S ASSETS WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT FOR PENNIES

>> No.16409217

>>16409204
YOU ARE A RETARD
>>16409200
CHECKED FREN WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT

>> No.16409218

People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>> No.16409224

>>16409218
GTFO OF MY THREAD YOU MASSIVE KEK

>> No.16409248
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>>16409189
>shorting should be illegal

We have reached a new point of stinkie mental breakdown

>> No.16409273

>>16409248
>OH YEAH MIKE THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL HOME BUT I THINK IS OVERVALUED NOW. LEND IT TO ME, I WILL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU IN TWO YEARS FOR NOTHING
SAID NO ONE FUCKING EVER. SHORTING IS A KIKE SCAM

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>>16409273
yes yes stinkie you are a genius and have figured out something that no one ever has in the history of the markets your all caps and use of the word kike have convinced me you belong here

>> No.16409312

>>16409290
>YOU ARE A GENIUS
I KNOW IT FAGGOT

>> No.16409323
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>>16409312
when you become a billionaire off your Linkies you can convince goverments to change the way all the markets work because you dont like people being able to lend their assets to others. Dont worry stinkie it will happen by eoy

>> No.16409353

>>16409323
(((CENTRALIZED PLATFORMS))) ARE LENDING IT WITHOUT CONSENT. AND THE OWNERS OF THE ASSETS GET FUCKING NOTHING IN RETURN BUT ITS INVESTMENT BEING WORTHLESS BECAUSE A BUNCH OF KIKES LENDED EVERYTHING FOR FREE AND SOLD A BUNCH OF IT. NICE PLAN GOY LEND ME YOUR LINKIES FOR.NOTHING SO I CAN CRASH THIS MARKET. THE MORE THE BETTER

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>>16409353
But why do you worry about that when link is going to be 1k in about 32 days? a genius like you shouldn't scream so much your head is going to hurt from using up all those neurons

>> No.16409381

>>16409375
BECAUSE FUCK KIKES THAT'S WHY. I'M NOT SCREAMING THIS IS MY NATURAL TONE DON'T BE A PUSSY

>> No.16409403
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>>16409381
You are very funny are you screaming because you are hungry? Why don't you go to the kitchen and make yourself a nice turkey sandwich with the leftovers you have from today's family dinner. You did eat with your family today right stinkie?

>> No.16409406

shorting is a good thing for the market dumdum, uncontrolled price runs and the subsequent crashes would make the market even more unstable than it already is

>> No.16409437

Chainlink is the perfect short. Emotional stinkies can't bring themselves to sell even when they know it's going to dump, so I borrow them and sell them for you. Nothing personel kid

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>>16409189
>>16409200

>> No.16409464

if chainlink is so fucking genius as is portrayed, a few shorters wont make a dent in the long term. relax and learn how to short a portion of your stack instead of crying...

>> No.16409709

>>16409406
good
volatility is good, at least it lets me feel something
this fucking crab nigger shit is the worst, bring back daily 40x

>> No.16409895

>>16409189
>LEND PEOPLE ASSETS FOR FREE AND WITHOUT CONSENT
you gave up your rights when you chose to use a "secure" custodian to house your assets

>> No.16409901

>>16409189
rofl see you at $1.5 after the fakeout

>> No.16409911
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16409911

Rent free.

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16410179

>>16409273
Yea, but if he's wrong you get his house and yours.

>> No.16410217

>>16409248
>>16409290
>>16409323
>>16409375
>>16409403

Just to let people know JIDF has an anime girl folder. This person is probably Jewish and is upset that their scam is being exposed