/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16408847]

>currently unemployed
>offered a job
>employer says I can start 9th of dec, 16th of dec or 6th of jan
>I say 6th of jan due to need to relocate
>a couple of days pass
>I get the contract/offer through
>realise I can start sooner

Would it be weird to ring them up and ask to start on the 9th? Would I be causing people a bunch of hassle?

[Anonymous No.16408864]

>>16408847
Imagine the shit bulge her yoga pants would have if she accidentally relieved herself in that position. I bet the smell would be simply amazing. I would love to touch it too. How would it feel?

[Anonymous No.16408898]

>>16408847
No, worst case scenario is that nothing changes. Just tell them the transition went smoother than expected. This will probably work in your favor to start earlier. This is assuming that they are aware that the reason for your time selection was relocation.

[Anonymous No.16408901]

>>16408864
sir pls it's Thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.16408902]

>>16408847
How much LINK for a GF like this?

[Anonymous No.16408919]

>>16408847
>wants to sacrifice freedom & start slaving sooner than later
Good little waggie

[Anonymous No.16408923]

>>16408898
I don't have anywhere to stay yet but would be staying in a hotel and/or air bnb until after new year, i-is this a bad idea?

>>16408919
The longer I'm unemployed the longer I'm burning money with no income.

[Anonymous No.16408928]

>>16408847
Telling an employer you can start sooner if necessary makes you look good to management. They may not bring you in on the 9th, but it shouldn't be an issue for you.

[Anonymous No.16408956]

>>16408847

If you need the money then go ahead and ask to start earlier. However a lot of people take vacation in December which is why it’s better to wait until the new year. There’s nothing worse then starting a new job when most of your team is on vacation.

[Anonymous No.16408998]

>>16408847
og amberlamps

[Anonymous No.16409012]

>>16408923
stick with air bnb. cheaper

[Anonymous No.16409263]

>>16408847
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[Anonymous No.16410279]

>>16409012
Is it a dumb idea to stay in an air bnb while working a new job?

[Anonymous No.16410308]

>>16410279
Can you afford it? Do you have any other option? It’s probably ok.

[Anonymous No.16410320]

>>16408847
The holidays are coming up, just start in January bro. You're just going to piss people off

[Anonymous No.16410331]

>>16408923
airbnb is legit, about to take one in the interim between apartments, also got a nice offer not too long ago, but im hanging on for two more final rounds

make sure you book monthly, you can get rates just over a mid-high rental in the area in most places

[Anonymous No.16410347]

>>16410279
Yes kind of. It’s only going to be weird if you make it weird. You need to choose your words carefully. Just say something to the degree of “Hey I was able to figure out my living situation more quickly than I anticipated, so if you guys want me to start earlier, I am able to.” Just something like that. Just give them the choice. Obviously make sure you can actually start earlier though. If you then have to tell them after again you need to wait it’s going to be weird.

[Anonymous No.16410366]

>>16410279
Just to clarify yes the Airbnb idea is kind of dumb, but letting them you’re able to work earlier isn’t a horrible idea. I would def work on a more permanent living situation first. Just go to Craigslist and find a cheap room to rent if you don’t want to shell out for an apartment.

[Anonymous No.16410442]

>>16410308
>Can you afford it?
Yes, easily.

>Do you have any other option?
It's kind of hard to find a place to rent for 3-ish months (seems idiotic to commit to a 12 month let on a place when I don't know if the job will work out) when I live 300+ miles away from where my new job is. Plus, there's also the fact that landlords probably wont like the fact that I'm currently unemployed.

>>16410347
They initially asked if I could start in early December so I don't think it would be an issue for them? I think they're keen to get someone on-board ASAP.

>>16410366
>Just to clarify yes the Airbnb idea is kind of dumb
Why? Not being a prick just genuinely don't know why.

I don't see why living in a temporary place with access to a bed, washing machine, kitchen etc. is any different to moving into a new place anyway.

[Anonymous No.16410478]

>>16410442
>why is Airbnb dumb
Just because it’s not normally more economical than renting a room or an apartment. Obviously I don’t know what you researched and idk the numbers you’ve ran. But if it’s economical then do what you have to do.
I mean you’re also going to have to find more permanent housing at some point so you’re just leaving that as an unknown variable. A lot of times when renting an apartment/room you’re going to have to wait a month or more. Probably not a great idea to airbnb for that long.

[Anonymous No.16410508]

>>16410478
It's London and I can afford 1200 a month in rent. An Air BnB that's in a half-decent area with a private bathroom and a room that isn't awful is about that much, so I guess I'm not losing anything other than security? To find more permanent housing I'd need to view it in person, go through referencing, pay deposits etc.

Also, I get really anxious about sitting around waiting to start a new job. I get worried that my references will fall through, or that I'll fail a background check, or that they'll change their mind etc. I'd rather just start ASAP and get it out the way.

[Anonymous No.16410676]

>>16408864
Imagine I caved your head in with a fucking pick axe.

[Anonymous No.16411062]

Okay, I'll bite, gonna need sauce on OP's picture. Reverse image search only turned up this cute Apoojeet GIF.
I assume it's an American Apparel shoot from circa 2011/2 but am no closer to figuring out the young woman's name or finding the photoshoot.

[Anonymous No.16411180]

>>16408898
cuck

>>16408928
cuck

>>16408956
cuck
>>16410308
cuck

>>16410320
cuck

>>16410331
cuck

>>16410347
cuck

>>16410366
cuck

>>16410478
cuck

>>16408864
now that? is based&redpilled

[Anonymous No.16411249]

>>16411180
>cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck

[Anonymous No.16411253]

>>16411180

[Anonymous No.16411460]

>>16408928
But it makes you look like a cuck as well

[Anonymous No.16411486]

>>16411062
>gonna need sauce on OP's picture.

Amber Lamps

[Anonymous No.16411496]

>>16411486
You're gonna need someone to call you an Amberlamps if you think that dead meme wasn't the first thing that came up when I google searched.

[Anonymous No.16411534]

>>16411496

can you call me some M&M's instead

[Anonymous No.16411549]

>>16411534
How about we stop this sojourn down memory lane and figure out who the pawg in OP's pic is?

[Anonymous No.16411608]

>>16411549

she's from an american apparel ad from like 2009

[Anonymous No.16411732]

>>16408864

What the fuck is wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.16411767]

>>16410442
>It's kind of hard to find a place to rent for 3-ish months
Most areas have extended stay type places for exactly this scenario. They're expensive in big cities, but reasonable in smaller cities. I moved across the states looking for a job, and I negotiated $60 a night at an extended stay place for a guaranteed 3 month booking in off season (winter). Start calling places and see what they offer for a 3 month booking.

[Anonymous No.16411860]

>>16411608
http://www.americanapparel.net/photovideo/photo/details/index.html?i=313&n=9&keyword=debbie&year=0&category=1

This dead link is the closest I can get... apparently her name was Debbie. And she's from year zero... appropriate as she's lost to time

[Anonymous No.16412545]

I've watched too much femdom porn to look anywhere other than her feet.

[Anonymous No.16413128]

>>16408864
based scatposter

[Anonymous No.16413221]

>>16411496
did you actually search that you mongol? lmao begone coomer brainlet

[Anonymous No.16413274]

>>16408923
But you about to get income so who cares?

[Anonymous No.16413295]

>>16411860
>This dead link is the closest I can get... apparently her name was Debbie. And she's from year zero... appropriate as she's lost to time

think this is her https://www.instagram.com/bunnyholiday/

[Anonymous No.16413314]

>>16408847
do what you said you would do retard

[Anonymous No.16413341]

>>16408847
doesn't hurt to ask. Usually not too much issue unless they are a very bureaucratic organisation that takes ages to get things done.

[Anonymous No.16413409]

>>16408928
Yeah so? I have an interview with a place I suspect is trying to hire me before Christmas. Intend to delay it to after New Year's cause I know they can demand I work holidays, undesirable hours such as nights and weekends, and overtime. It's an office job which is ridiculous in what they demand. If I don't get it I'm not worried job is clearly a stepping stone that would be burdensome to stay at for even a year.

[what happened to pokemon No.16413485]

im in a similar situation as op. i got a job offer last week and told them i could start on the 9th of december after i find an apartment (its an hour and a half away from where I live). now i think i might need more time because i dont wanna waste more money on an airbnb till i actually find a place. would it be out of line to email the company monday and as to start maybe the monday after the 9th? searching for an apartment is a lot more annoying than i thought especially with this week being thanksgiving.

[what happened to pokemon No.16414301]

>>16413485
anyone?

[Anonymous No.16414917]

>>16413485
>im in a similar situation as op

Is in the opposite situation as op