/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16400777]

When you make it, how do you plan on getting the girl of your dreams /biz??

[Anonymous No.16400791]

>>16400777
i dont :)

[Anonymous No.16400801]

With a firm handshake

[Anonymous No.16400811]

>>16400801
>>16400801
attay boy, son. just give em a firm handshake and look em in the eye.

[Anonymous No.16400815]

>>16400777
Sell a couple of my coins and buy her.

[Anonymous No.16400819]

When has money every been an issue to get pussy? Am I just not ugly or something?

[Anonymous No.16400820]

>>16400777
By getting close to her, beating my meat till I skeet all over her. Then will she be mine.

[Anonymous No.16400826]

>>16400811
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.16400844]

>>16400815
Do you also have to buy pussy and asshole scent spray or something? How are you supposed to get a boner?

[Anonymous No.16400882]

>>16400777
the girl of your dreams will never be a reality, whatever fucked up delusions in your head you think your sex or relationship will be like are only that, dreams. keep it a dream and you'll stay happy, once you find out they actually have a smelly pussy or they get mad at you for stupid bullshit it'll be game over.

[Anonymous No.16400890]

>>16400777
you just buy what you need and throw it away when you're done

[Anonymous No.16400901]

Gonna go to kiev to spend a few months/years with my 80+ year old grandparents/ cousins and wife hunt there while hitting Alps for skiing during winter
>t. hohol-burgercan

[Anonymous No.16400905]

>>16400777
Part of making it is her. x__x

[Anonymous No.16400963]

>>16400819
I'm not going to flex with my looks or the number of girls I've slept with, but I will say there is something nice about having a girl who'll be there with you when you make it and you don't have to worry about her stealing your stack. Frankly, I think I'll move to South America and get a qt trophy wife who at the very least won't understand how much money I'm worth. From my experience, in the USA, 99.9% of girls aren't worth it. They've been raised to believe they're all Disney Princesses who deserve to have every idiotic desire treated to and put 0 effort into a relationship. At least in South America, you have women who are raised to have children, be loyal spouses and don't buy into the feminist shit that's so pervasive in the US and Europe. Finger's crossed I find that girl here, but I live close to DC, so chances are I'm going to have to find someone who isn't a swamp rat.

[Anonymous No.16400970]

>>16400844
I'm a man of simple taste.

[Anonymous No.16400997]

>>16400901
Unironically, I've heard from someone in the DOS that Kyiv and Ukraine is a goldmine for women. Granted you have to be mindful of those women who'll take advantage of foreigners, but you will have girls who will travel an hour + via train to go on a coffee date if they think the guy can provide them a quality life and be a good husband.

[Anonymous No.16401026]

>>16400777
I'll go to Dubai and order them off of Twitter

[Anonymous No.16401065]

>>16400777
she'll come to me because i know she's a filthy gold digger

[Anonymous No.16401096]

>>16400777
>Enroll in a community college or midling state college somewhere in a city.
>Open an anime club
>let the weeaboo gfs come to you.

[Anonymous No.16401101]

>>16400963
Good luck with that...

[Anonymous No.16401110]

>>16400963
I’d like to do the SA option. But I don’t wanna live in some third world shithole. Any chance I could bring one back to the States?

[Anonymous No.16401135]

>>16400777
I don't. Imma just gonna go to bars and concerts and be a swinger until my dick falls off.

[Anonymous No.16401274]

>>16400997
That's why I actually wanna live there a decent amount of time to weed out the whores. I've been on a few dates with down to earth girls from Russia/Ukraine and the dynamic is much more /comfy/ than with American girls.

[Anonymous No.16401281]

>>16400963
You want New Zealand. Thank me with a wedding invite.

[Anonymous No.16401296]

>>16400901
>>16400997
Was there for 3 weeks and it's not. Yeah it's Africa-tier poverty, but unless you go to a marriage agency there aren't just slavic roasties roaming for Americans.

[Anonymous No.16401312]

>>16400777
No matter what you’ll need a little bit of game.
$ brings confidence. That’s all.
You really can’t fix ugly or dumb.
If your here asking here in biz then chances are both, also likely you still live with mommy.

[Anonymous No.16401396]

>>16401274
Time to learn Russian and find a Siberian wifey

[Anonymous No.16401423]

>>16401396
This helps. Use Memrise for vocab, masterrussian for grammar, and then find someone on Italki or Interpals to chat with over Skype.

[Anonymous No.16401427]

She will never exist even if I have all the money in the world. There's no point really, every girl past 17 has at least fucked a guy once. They're all used goods.

[Anonymous No.16401450]

>>16400777
I assume my open house parties at my modest Mediterranean villa, and copious amounts of free drugs will be sufficient to lure in some random gold digger thot half my age (35.5 in 3 years when link hits 4 digits).

There's no "one", just an endless supply of legally questionable teenagers with no father figures to physically and mentally destroy.

[Anonymous No.16401458]

>>16400777
>girl of your dreams
That doesn't exist cause I'm not 16 like you and I don't idolize women anymore.

[Anonymous No.16401499]

>>16401396
>Time to learn Russian
I speak it fluently. I was born in Soviet kiev, went thru burger k-12, but mom sent me back every summer before I was a teen to kiev to be with grandparents and cousins. I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.16401509]

>>16400791
Fpbp

[Anonymous No.16401596]

>>16401499
>and cousins
Found your solution, anon.

[Anonymous No.16401604]

>>16400963
>south america
>trophy wife
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.16401608]

>>16400997
If those are seriously the qualifications with no ulterior motives/cheating I'd be very interested in looking for woman there.

[Anonymous No.16401613]

>>16401596
Lol unironically had crushes on female second cousins cuz i didn't have that psychological aversion since we didn't see each other often. I'm past pubert but i have no shame admitting my cousins are hot. Got good genetics, but I'm not a paki so I'd rather just find someone not related to me

[Anonymous No.16401674]

>>16401450
What country do you live in and what is legally questionable. Sounds comfy

[Anonymous No.16401708]

>>16401613
second cousins are safe to breed, pakis breed with first cousins to spawn mutated subhumans

[Anonymous No.16401712]

>>16401110
100%. Getting a foreign girl and bringing her back is max efficient.

[Anonymous No.16401740]

>>16401450
10/10 would destroy that ass

[Anonymous No.16401883]

>>16401281
that is wrong, living here, the women are Americanized delusional Disney princesses who put in 0 effort.
They are have the dubious title of being the sluttiest women on earth (no joking, saw the stats on partner count for this but too lazy to look it up)

[Anonymous No.16401908]

>>16400777
Going to music shows

[Anonymous No.16401919]

>>16401908
yikes

[Anonymous No.16402049]

>>16401708
Well they're married off and I'm aware of the genetic 'okness' but my family would probably disapprove

[Anonymous No.16402059]

>>16401919
>he's never grinded with hippy whores on 500ug LSD+4g Shrooms+250mg MDMA to some house/techno/jam rock
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.16402120]

>>16401674
USA aka 18 (sometimes 16 in the flyovers). I figure an instagramable beach front and enough alcohol to make a potatonigger blush will keep the barely past prime vagina rolling in (17-19).

Even as a pale chubby neet incel.

[Anonymous No.16402130]

>>16402120
This is sad

[Anonymous No.16402263]

>>16402130
I'm being slightly facetious.

I'm just an out of shape ex-chad that's more volcel due to a travelng job and would hypothetically be neet once I make it.

Don't worry little bitchboy, I'm not one of you anime trap lovers that thinks a 15mm house in ibiza is all it takes to pump and dump cakeup'ed 8.5's (6's irl).
>but it helps.

[Anonymous No.16402282]

>>16402120
Genuinely captured your IP and reported it to your local authorities. ^_^

[Anonymous No.16402291]

Im going to live in the woods away from society

[Anonymous No.16402299]

>>16402263
Even sadder

[Anonymous No.16402313]

>>16400777

I plan on having a harem of black girls and perhaps a house in the North mid-west. I already have a group of seven black girls I talk to I chat with them in group and they live nearby. I just have zero money and in fact, I'm in debt.

[Anonymous No.16402328]

>>16401450

Are all other link retards this sad pathetic. Link will never reach $5 my man.

[Anonymous No.16402369]

>>16402291
Neat. This is my (rental) backyard, hard to get perspective on a phone but it's 1k+ft vertical and a few hundred yards plus creek to the start of the vertical.

Town population of approx 7 year round residents. 20 mins to city of 35k.

[Anonymous No.16402386]

>>16402328
Says the nigger lover lel. BSV very good sirs.

[Anonymous No.16402631]

>>16400777
Ask my younger sister to match me up a good 16 year old girl clean from bad history and sexlife and ask her to merry me

[Anonymous No.16402646]

>>16402631
unironically good strategy except my sister will be in her early 20s when I make it

[Anonymous No.16402939]

>>16402369
very comfy
you should use that backstop and set up a personal gun range

[Anonymous No.16403307]

Been talking with a flip qtp2D who works 70+ hours, six days a week in the Middle East for a little bit more than $300/month. Dunno if I can resist the urge to be Cap'n Saveaho, lads.

[Anonymous No.16403316]

>girl

[Anonymous No.16403319]

>>16400777

I hate artsy girls like that one.