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16385330 No.16385330 [Reply] [Original]

Why aren't millennials buying $50million boomer ranch bags?

>> No.16385358

To be fair it’s women who drove this gigantic home trend....women always waste money on stupid shit and drive up real estate prices. They are cancer. I’m glad the younger generations are going van life and minimalist

>> No.16385368

>>16385330
I would buy a ranch if it was affordable shit looks comfy af

>> No.16385371

fifty million. imagine saying that to someone from the 1940's. they'd be like "wtf happened?"

>> No.16385389

>>16385330
Also means we are surely do for a serious unprecedented housing market crash as boomers die between now and the next 15 years.

>> No.16385415

>>16385368
This, would make a good /k/ompound. But jesus fucking christ how out of touch are the people who write these articles?

>> No.16385421
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>>16385330
I‘ll buy it for 0.4 chainlinks
My last offer tho

>> No.16385434

>>16385330
what's the commute time to wageslaving

>> No.16385515

>>16385358
they should market ranch-style vans to millennials

>> No.16385817

>>16385515
>herb garden shelf on back window
>shrimp tank under dash
>brochure shows 2 smiling millennials (mixed race) sitting outside van grilling shrimp over sterno can, "she pronoun" has head thrown back laughing, "he pronoun" holding ipa

>> No.16385833

>>16385817
top kek, tack on some solar panels and a compost toilet and we are set

>> No.16385935

>>16385833
Sir for very good bussiness idee contact me about how to save on toilet

>> No.16385956

>>16385415
They aren't people, they're machine learning algorithms with editors.

>> No.16386216

>>16385330
Oh, i'll be buying equivalent property at a mere fraction of the price within a decade. The premium on this is absurd, and unsustainable.

>> No.16386221

>>16385330
>bought for 800k in 1995
>sell for 50 million in 2019

>> No.16386292

>>16386216
without allodial title, land purchases are just large advertisements for "come steal this".
even putting property tax aside, with eminent domain legalized by scotus now they can just steal it directly and build a amusement park owned by governors brother on it

>> No.16386481

>>16385330
What the fuck is the purpose of a millennial owning a ranch at 25 when there isn't a single woman our age on Earth that wants to live that kind of solitary life?

>> No.16386496

>>16386481
simple. you need a 50m ranch to be able to approach a coffeeshop roastie and ask for her number. no ranch, no number.

>> No.16386544

>>16385330
50 million? what do you think that thing is worth 20 million dollars for? 5 million dollars is a lot of money for a house in the middle of nowhere.

>> No.16386790
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>>16385330

Boomers:

>Stagnate or outright lower wages, and then flood markets with immigrant workers (many of which are fraudulently hired H1B workers) to further lower and suppress wages.

>Hike the prices of damn near everything to absurd levels.

>Commit all sorts of money laundering, and tax fraud scams, on top of practicing all sorts of unethical business practices in the workplace and markets.

>Have the dementia and nerve to demand millennials buy up their absurdly overpriced homes that are actually worth only a 1/10th of what they're asking for.

We really need to start culling overpriced, and overpaid boomers, and start auctioning off their stuff at the correct prices.

>> No.16386816

>>16385368
Drove across montana a few months back, saw some nice ranches for sale for under 100k, pretty tempting

>> No.16386947

>>16385358
At least half of biz are living in their car, showering in the gym and so on. Boomers destroyed the rental market, so here we are.

>> No.16387451

>>16386481
I think you'd be surprised

>> No.16387510

>>16385330
how much time do you spend on cleaning upkeep and maintenance on one of these? or a house? i'm living in a 2 BR basement suite and I can barely keep it together with two others.

lived in a single room before and it was pretty comfy. minimal cleaning and tidying.

>> No.16387519

Once again, Millenials are starting to buy houses now. Get left behind loser

>> No.16387533

>>16386221
They deserve a 50x for living in that beautiful place for 25 years anon!!!!