/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16367604]

Anyone else here fully /jokermode/ and just laughing at your portfolio completely collapsing?

At this point it could go to $0 and I would just laugh harder.

[Anonymous No.16367630]

Ask yourself if this is what investing is really supposed to be..

[Anonymous No.16367643]

Yeah I’ve reached that point. Down 89% over the past year lost 1900 bucks. Just load up Robin Hood laugh and shake my head as the few penny stocks I still own slow bleed closer to being worthless every day.

[Anonymous No.16367654]

Does it feel good giving me your money?

[Anonymous No.16367657]

>>16367604
I'm on the same boat as you OP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnlPtaPxXfc

[Anonymous No.16367706]

>>16367604
ive played this game multiple times over the years so its just business as usual on big dumps with bitcoin. Anyone panic selling or weeping over it is just babbys first month in crypto mentally. Even if it went to zero I have other things im working on and projects and investments so losing money in crypto is just a thing til it's not and goes back up as usual.

[Anonymous No.16367718]

>>16367604
Kek don't be a dumbass with investing, Jesus.

[Anonymous No.16367739]

>>16367604
Thats why i invest in gold, silver and ammunition. It may go down but it will never be zero

[Anonymous No.16367772]

>>16367604
Honestly I've been in joker mode since 2018. It still baffles me that my crypto is worth anything at all

[Anonymous No.16367783]

Stop buying on emotion
Stop refusing to short, stop refusing to exit a project you "believe in"
Stop playing the slot machines

I'm up a pretty decent amount for the money I've put in, stop expecting the moon and stop being afraid to take a few hundred dollars off an obvious pump and either buy the subsequent dip or exit entirely for a bit.

[Anonymous No.16367785]

>>16367604
crazy world out there

watching link go from sub 20 cents to $5 and now it's back at $2
i am literally never fucking selling though.

[Anonymous No.16367833]

>>16367604
Literal cope

[Anonymous No.16367847]

yeah haha i lost 700k in a year because i didnt put it into mother fucking chainlink and exit on redditors

this faggot market isnt for logical people, im going back to selling drugs

[Anonymous No.16367859]

>>16367847
I want to think this post is a joke but I'm not sure

[Anonymous No.16367871]

it's still at 6800 a long way down to go and those laughs will soon turn to suicidal thoughts

[Anonymous No.16367877]

yep, you are me OP. Invested over 12k in july. now sitting at 1400. my life savings is gone and all i can do is laugh.

[Anonymous No.16367892]

>>16367604
My portfolio is currently just play money so I don't really care, but if we drop to low enough levels that will all change.

[Anonymous No.16367906]

>>16367604
>lejoker
>I identify with a mass media antihero XD XD XD
Back to plebbit faggot

[Anonymous No.16367926]

>>16367604
Same. It feels kind of exciting. I wonder what's living on the street is like?

[Anonymous No.16367935]

>>16367926
where will /biz/ setup a homeles camp i know how to make potato vodka

[Anonymous No.16367943]

>>16367604
>wanna hear a joke?
>my networth mam, its dumping im ruined.

[Anonymous No.16368029]

>>16367643
Might be better to just unload cause them shits probably aren't gonna go back up anytime soon. Yeah you'll lose the difference but it's better not to have your money tied up in a worthless stock, you can just buy options like the rest of us fools and lose it that way

[Anonymous No.16368069]

>>16367604
i used to think my portfolio is a tragedy, but now i realize it's a comedy

[Anonymous No.16368106]

>>16368069
All I have are negative returns

[Anonymous No.16368152]

no I have stocks and they are fine

[Anonymous No.16368167]

>>16368152
>if you cashed out bitcoin at end 20,000 and put it into the nasdaq you would've quadrupled your money

fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.16368169]

>>16368069
This

[Anonymous No.16368422]

>>16367604
100%.

[Anonymous No.16368501]

>>16368106
Kek

[Anonymous No.16368505]

>>16367604
based retard

[Anonymous No.16368518]

>>16367906
Our anti-hero is superman.

[Anonymous No.16368590]

>>16367604
I am feeling the same. Still buying and enjoying the downward pressure.

[Anonymous No.16368609]

>>16367604
Put all you have left in RSR and forget about it you fucking morons, holy shit absolute state.

[Anonymous No.16368616]

>>16367643
1900? hahaha ive lost close to 12,000 over the past 2 1/2 years.. i still havent broken even... im about $2k shy of that mark but i dont even care anymore. fuck faggots. fuck niggers. fuck chinks and spics.
let it all burn

[Anonymous No.16368637]

>>16368069
this is the most based post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.16368851]

>>16367604
Actually I'm a comfy gay muslim and I'm buying more

[Anonymous No.16368932]

>>16367906
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKIN' DESERVE!!!

[Anonymous No.16369013]

ive dumped like 5 years of my wage cuck bucks into crypto and yes i hope it does go to 0 so i can finally kms

[Anonymous No.16369030]

>>16367604
No because I'm not a brainlet who put all his eggs in one basket. Even if crypto goes to zero I will still be fine.

[Anonymous No.16369045]

>>16369030
Absolutely based and wise.

[Anonymous No.16369074]

>>16368069
Ayyyyyy

[Anonymous No.16369107]

All the tax bullshit has fucked my ability to sell. I dont want to reset the 12 month clock on the discount only to rebuy the next day. Its a stupid fucking rule

[Anonymous No.16369489]

>>16367604
>people actually losing their shit over fluctuation

[Anonymous No.16369510]

>>16367643
ive lost 40k

[Anonymous No.16369512]

>>16367604
I'm not gonna sell today, tomorrow or next months or next year. The price right now doesnt matter at all. It stings when I look at the price sometimes, but it's like a mosquito bites. It only hurts the more I rub it in

[Anonymous No.16369555]

>>16369510
i lost 1.2 million

dont do margin, dont fund crypto projects

[Anonymous No.16369558]

>>16368167
Fuck

[Anonymous No.16369603]

>>16368609
underrated comment

[Anonymous No.16369707]

>oh, no. my meme coins and digital wealth is worth suddenly going away oh nooooo
lel i don't know what that is like

[Anonymous No.16369715]

>>16367643
Lol I lost $10,000 on bitmex by being slowly bled out over 2 months

[Anonymous No.16369900]

>>16367604
buy a little WAU coin, I'm going to start wash trading it up to 100 BTC

[Anonymous No.16370375]

>>16367604
Based 21yo early zoomer. Life will break you

[Anonymous No.16370534]

>>16367604
I just don’t know my feelings anymore. The mania and bliss merge into what my mask covers up. $1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.16370547]

>>16368616
Based

[Anonymous No.16370555]

>>16369707
henlo silverbro

[Anonymous No.16370591]

>>16367604
>>16367706
I'm with you guys on this. I've "lost" 3000$ this past week and I'm like meh it'll come back sooner or later. It's actually fun when the whole board is stirred up and posting pink wojaks, at least we get some action.

[Anonymous No.16370604]

>>16367604
I want the market to crash so I can buy 20cent link

[Anonymous No.16371276]

Yes Anons, laughing like I have severe brain damage

https://youtu.be/shfX0FYu8lI

[Anonymous No.16371327]

I stopped caring about money at all

Wake up 5k loss, feel nothing.
Wake up 5k profit, still feel nothing.
I just keep on waging and singing national zocialist songs

[Anonymous No.16372017]

>>16370604
>1+ year test net
>5 months main net
>nobody can name a single dapp with users using Chainlink oracles in production
>(with proof link to dapp.com/dappradar/etherscan)
>Linkers: this is bullish!
retard

[Anonymous No.16372023]

>>16367643
nigga I just lost $40K over the last week shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.16372050]

>>16372023
it's ok george you'll make it all back

[Anonymous No.16372058]

>>16367604
>fully /jokermode/
Cringe

[Anonymous No.16372060]

>>16369107
germany by chance? same boat here. Anyhow you can always cash out your initial + 600€ using some calculation skill (just did that unironically some minutes ago) and just sit through the rest for some years

[Anonymous No.16372062]

i can't activate joker mode, im still above my buy in