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so if i go to outer space for a few hours i can come back to earth and my portfolio would have mooned?

>> No.16353974

>>16353969
yes

>> No.16353984

you have to travel near the speed of light retard. also who knows what btc will be worth

>> No.16354009

>>16353969
based brainlet

>> No.16354019

>>16353984
No you dont you retard gravity near a black hole causes time dilation

>> No.16354022

>>16353969
Black holes arent real you fucking retard.

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>>16354022

>> No.16354076

>>16354019
retard. both things do cause time dilation.
gravity near a black hole and traveling near speed of light.

>> No.16354206

>>16353969
you would have missed the pump

>> No.16354211

>>16353969
dilate tranny

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>>16354211
>yfw trannies are crossing time andd space while dilating creating black holes an stuffs

>> No.16354723

The mods are experts in tranny dilation

>> No.16355092

>>16354019
>gravity near a black hole causes time dilation
Imagine being gullible and retarded enough to believe this

>> No.16355797

>>16353969
yes.

>> No.16355807

>>16353969
Maybe

>> No.16355843

>>16353969
>go into outer space to time travel
>come back to earth
>all the whites have left

on the bright side, maybe we'll use crypto as our currency when we start our space colony

>> No.16356008

>head towards nearest black hole
>Spend about $10k/lb to get off Earth
>Die because even at light speed you're looking at 3,000 years to get there

Brilliant plan.

>> No.16356016

>>16353969
You can't go to outer space.

>> No.16356151

Why not go in cryogenic stasis? Same result.

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>>16356008
not to mention that the ship would be destroyed just approaching the hole of course