/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16346555]

So anons my grandma just told me that’s she’s on her last legs and she will leave me 4 million reais...(1milion USD) what do I do with all this money? How do I invest? I’m 18 so I’m fairly new to business life...

[Anonymous No.16346564]

put it all in LINK lol

[Anonymous No.16346564,1]

Hey its me ur grandma

[Anonymous No.16346571]

>>16346555
checked
burn them. Money wont make you happy

[Anonymous No.16346585]

>>16346555
>this 18 yr old faggot is inheriting a MILLION and link still hasn't made me rich

life is suffering.

[Anonymous No.16346596]

>>16346571
I’m not BURNING THE FUCKING MONEY

[Anonymous No.16346597]

>>16346555
Livable income from a fucking savings account even at today's rates

[Anonymous No.16346601]

listen crypto is where the real money is. Invest all of it or 90% at least in eth right now while it's cheap

[Anonymous No.16346602]

all in on vidt you will be worth tens of millions

[Anonymous No.16346606]

>>16346555
50% LINK
50% gold

[Anonymous No.16346614]

>>16346597
An option but I don’t want to survive I want to thrive like I’m a fucking Jew

[Anonymous No.16346617]

>>16346555
Index funds

[Anonymous No.16346623]

>>16346606
Ok good offer might consider that..

[Anonymous No.16346629]

You already made it. Just fucking blow it all.

[Anonymous No.16346635]

Buy 50k linkies and a ton of cocaine

[Anonymous No.16346637]

>>16346629
So whores and blackjack?

[Anonymous No.16346640]

Get into real estate.

Look at buying blocks of apartments near universities, much better than buying single houses.

[Anonymous No.16346641]

>>16346637
Don't forget the liquor.

[Anonymous No.16346650]

>>16346555
Checked. Fugg if I were 18 with that money I would fuck it up. Just be careful if you aren't already good with money mate. As far as what to actually do with it... I don't know. Investing in yourself is always a good option. Just be balanced I guess is my input

[Anonymous No.16346652]

>>16346623
make a thread when you market buy link so we can also long fren

[Anonymous No.16346662]

>>16346640
That’s actually a very good idea...my family has been doing real state for years in small scale...

[Anonymous No.16346669]

>>16346555
turn it into 100 million by trading options

[Anonymous No.16346681]

But seriously anon just think of the shit you could have immediately.... You could get so many titties in your face. Just think about it man..

[Anonymous No.16346685]

>>16346641
Maybe after I turn more money around...

[Anonymous No.16346697]

>>16346635
This

[Anonymous No.16346708]

>>16346681
I’m a virgin bro..I’m not very interested in sex I prefer to weightlift or fight or make money I’m honestly a lot like a Jew...

[Anonymous No.16346718]

Track the S&P 500 asshole.

[Anonymous No.16346731]

>>16346685
Dude. Spend half and have the time of your fucking life then invest the other half of that shit in ez mode boomer stocks or etfs or whatever the fuck.

[Anonymous No.16346782]

>>16346555
You can retire with 2 million with a decent income for Latin America. You won't even need to buy a home since you can rent

Go to Principal to get a decent pension and live a happy life

[Anonymous No.16346796]

>>16346782
Nice idea might take that

[Anonymous No.16346797]

Amigo, eu não acredito em você, mas mesmo que seja verdade, você sabe que com essa quantidade de dinheiro não importa muito o que você investir. Você pode por esse dinheiro na porra da poupança rendendo 2% ao mês que ainda vai tar feito pra vida.

[Anonymous No.16346810]

>>16346797
Valeu...eu acho

[Anonymous No.16346814]

>>16346797

2% ao ano**

[Anonymous No.16346823]

>>16346596
there is only one answer

[Anonymous No.16346825]

>>16346814
Mais e o pior rendimento...eu n qro sobreviver aro prosperar....

[Anonymous No.16346843]

>>16346708
Jews don’t lift or fight. So in summary: not a jew; just stupid and fueled by the (((Jewish))) narrative of acquiring money.

[Anonymous No.16346845]

>>16346555
Everyone is on their last legs. You only get two.

[Anonymous No.16346858]

>>16346843
Sorry I meant the part of being obsessed by money...but I do like to lift and fight

[Anonymous No.16346868]

>>16346845
I meant that she’s going to die...

[Anonymous No.16346905]

>>16346555
Trips checked.

Real estate.

[Anonymous No.16346916]

Thanks everyone you gave me some great ideas...gold,real state,link,cocaine,liquor...so on I’m going to examine your suggestions and take my decision...

[Anonymous No.16347039]

>>16346555
>that's only 22 kilos of gold
Become a dictator of a group of small pigmy villagers and make all the females ur waifus while cukcing the men with you gold.

[Anonymous No.16347042]

Ok I decided I’m going real state and gold and I’m going to reserve 10% of the money for fun...

[Anonymous No.16347126]

>>16347042
Nigga get out of Brazil and move to Colorado. Smoke herb all day, buy a cabin, and be free from debt with a hoarde of gold and silver.
You're one lucky sonnofa bitch.

[Anonymous No.16347185]

>>16347126
Sounds...fun

[Anonymous No.16347193]

>>16347126
But I don’t so drugs just beer and cigars...and sake occasionally and whiskey

[Anonymous No.16347204]

>>16347039
>tfw no qt pigmy gf to cuck pigmy villagers with

[Anonymous No.16347206]

>>16347193
>haha no marijuana for me thanks, I'll stick to good ol alcohol so that my body is unable to synthesize proteins properly

[Anonymous No.16347207]

>>16347126
How much for such a cabin?

[Anonymous No.16347244]

>>16347039
Ditch the gold, anon. Gold doesn't work for you, it just sits and does nothing. Stocks and shares are better.

[Anonymous No.16347275]

>>16347244
Stocks you say I will invest a part of my muneh in these but I think gold is a long term investment since it can never lose value only gain a little over time

[Anonymous No.16347283]

>>16347206
It’s not like I drink a lot...just a glassof whiskey a month or some beer every five days

[Anonymous No.16347293]

>>16346669

I'm not familiar with options. How do they work and how much money did this guy leverage from a creditor?

[Anonymous No.16347304]

No more than 100k in crypto,
Fren. Some chainlink and btc is fine but put most of that money in index funds and dividend stocks. Now is not the time however to enter stocks since the market is too high. Wait for the next recession and out the bulk of it in. Don’t try to live off the interest. Get a career you like and add to the principle and let it compound for 20 years. You’re young and you’re getting a leg up a lot of people don’t at your age. Don’t squander it on cars and bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16347313]

>>16346555
put 500k into a bank vault that you cannot open for 10 years
>yourwelcome

[Anonymous No.16347315]

>>16347304
Ok thanks a career you say? Hmmm there’s nothing in particular my family is composed of lawman and lawyer’s so I guess I’ll do that

[Anonymous No.16347372]

Well thanks everyone I have to dine now and I’m going to stop browsing 4chan for today you guys gave me some good ideas

[Anonymous No.16347388]

>>16347042
you fucking brainlet it's REAL ESTATE

[Anonymous No.16347394]

>>16346555
Fuck all that crypto shit. Im serious, you are already rich. Go for the safe route and buy real estate and rent it out. You get a check every month and your money is safe in stones.

[Anonymous No.16347462]

>>16346555
if you want a real answer, buy a property or two in a good area, like a previous anon said, near universities is a giod option.
save yourself 30-50k to fuck around with and have fun for a year or two, and invest a 50-100k in index or mutual funds way easier than trading stocks and way more return than bank interest.

[Anonymous No.16347468]

>>16346585
this. fucking clown world

[Anonymous No.16347487]

>>16346555
I'd split like $50k between LINK and ETH, use like $100k to get a condo and rent it out to someone, and put the rest into some dividend stocks.

[Anonymous No.16347491]

>>16346555
After his first boxing coach John Bastable (the Baptist) The Bastard son of man due on Christmas met a man named David who gave him to God. He told him he relies on his left to much for fear of the use of his right hand.

The internet is in the clouds and the first horse is blockchain technology. Second is the chaos that comes from the transition towards a decentralized monetary system.

If you would like to be part of the meek that inherit the Earth buy LINK(chainlink) and hold. The prosperity will come from it's use cases once adopted.

Also stack physical silver. As with a Judas kiss the banks will hit the reset button first and bring us back to a standard. The sixth seal is my personal favorite.

>>16346623
>>16346606
I thought this too. I changed it from "silver and a bit gold" to just silver after God told me to all in on silver.

[Anonymous No.16347501]

>>16346555
All in btc and you will be rich as fuuuck after a year

[Anonymous No.16347536]

>>16347244
>Stocks and shares are better.

[Anonymous No.16347587]

>>16347193
You don't gotta be so gay about it

[Anonymous No.16347595]

>>16347244
>yes, goyim. forget gold. buy my (((shares))) instead.
You'll be Elon Musk in no time, bucko!

[Anonymous No.16347669]

Ajude-me com 50k reais

[Anonymous No.16347749]

>>16347315
Don’t be a police officer in Brazil fren. Way too dangerous. Some of the other anons were right on. But an investment property that you can rent out. Or a duplex where you can live in one and rent out the other. You could go 40% real estate, 40% index funds, and 10% crypto. Something like that and in 20 years you will have way more than 1 million if you live modestly. Your biggest problem is that you live in a shitty dangerous country. Try to figure out a way to get to the US or an island in the Caribbean or something. Someplace where you’re less likely to get killed in some random drug crime.

[Anonymous No.16347830]

>>16346555
Buy this stocks:
Amazon
Schaeffler
Siemens
Adidas
Coca Cola
Gazprom

[Anonymous No.16347859]

>>16346555
1. Pay off your debts.
2. Don't tell anyone about the money
3. Don't spend the money
4. Wait to invest the money
5.Find out what works for you.
6. DO NOT SPEND THE MONEY

[Anonymous No.16347864]

>>16347859
Yes that what he is saying

[Anonymous No.16347869]

>>16346555
All in on Chainlink as soon you can move the money to Binance. Right now is the dip time is short before the moonshot.

[Anonymous No.16347879]

>>16346606
This is highly legit

[Anonymous No.16347907]

>>16347536

Imagine being so economically illiterate

[Anonymous No.16347909]

>>16346555
Use that 1 million to pay off a car, house, and college. Spend the next 4 years or so just focusing on school and getting a degree, along with meeting rich/influential kids by going out to parties. Make friends with them and get a reputation for being genuinely smart and funny.
Get your degree, contact one of those rich friends for a job, live comfortably for the rest of your life wagecucking (not really wagecucking).

[Anonymous No.16347932]

>>16346555
1 million into stocks
1 million into bonds
1 million into property
1 million into LINK

[Anonymous No.16347952]

>>16347907

>1972-1980

okay how about a more relevant time frame?

[Anonymous No.16348021]

OP, you're way too young to handle that kind of money.

If I were you I'd diversify in the following way:

30% gold and silver
30% stocks
15% crypto (Half of that into BTC)
25% in cash (Not fucking Reais but USD or CHF: the Swiss Franc)

Start paying attention to the markets, don't fucking blindly believe /biz/ of all places and above all: start recognizing who you can trust in this life. A lot of people might try to get closer to you now that you have some money. Be extremely aware of that.

[Anonymous No.16348209]

>>16348021
Gold and silver too high and crypto is a meme.

50% stocks
10% gold
30% real estate
20% cash

[Anonymous No.16348344]

>>16348209
What is your hedge if the stock market crashes?

[Anonymous No.16348369]

>>16348344
An open window

[Anonymous No.16348387]

>>16348369
The sweet wind of liberty!

[Anonymous No.16348564]

Fck you larp. We know none of what you said is true u fcking broke dirty pajeet faggot

[Anonymous No.16348632]

>>16346555
Put 90% into LINK, keep rest in fiat incase you need it.

[Anonymous No.16348786]

>>16346555
Buy 50% commodities and 50% equities.

[Anonymous No.16348794]

>>16348209
>Invest 110% of your money

Learn to math.

[Anonymous No.16348801]

>>16346564
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.16348829]

>>16347207
All the Cali degenerates are moving en masses to Colorado cause of weed and "hiking", and real estate has sharply gone up. That cabin is probably $800,000 no joke

[Anonymous No.16348846]

>>16347952
They wont show you because gold fell back to its historical 2% yield while the market exploded in growth

[Anonymous No.16348856]

>>16346555
don't invest any of it into crypto, you'll lose it all

just invest in a few low risk ETF's that pay out anywhere from 5-8%/year consistently, even 5% per year on $1M generates $50,000 dividend each year, and you'll never have to work again if you live somewhere affordable. You will be retired at 18 getting a safe and easy (and permanent) $50k+/year

[Anonymous No.16348878]

(1). Travel the world to find a cool place to live as you grow up. Do it cheap. Pretend to be a starving student.
(2). Invest your money in a reasonably safe ratio. 40% etf stock 40% index bond 20% real estate.
(3) Find a really cool job to meet people. Like sports, music biz or politics. You're not doing it for money, but remember the only true source of happiness is people in life. Meaningful human relationships are the only true source of happiness. Money and stuff get old no matter how awesome it feels at first. Watching your son who you supported and raised accomplish something great is a vastly infinitely more rewarding experience than things. You have the freedom to be an awesome dad. I'm jealous.

(4) Do not marry a woman until you are at least 36. They will ruin you before that if you are rich. Fuck all the bitches you want but do not marry them. There is no greater bad decision you can make in your life than marrying the wrong woman. When you get to be 36 you will have wisdom to tell a good woman from the shit pile of roasties after your money.

Good luck and enjoy. I'm jealous but truly am happy for you Anon. You have an opportunity to be great. Don't waste it on some Favela trash roastie.

Remember the line from Alexander. Always be wary of women. They are far, far more dangerous than men.

[Anonymous No.16350039]

>>16347907
>he doesn't know about the coming collapse

[Anonymous No.16350067]

[Anonymous No.16350489]

You will be a high net worth individual at that point. Hire a professional asset mgmt firm. They will diversify your shit.

[Anonymous No.16350500]

>>16346555
>download robinhood app and buy ETFs
pick sectors you like
>collect dividend
modest 3% yearly on 1,000,000 is 30,000
>minimize spending
don't buy stupid shit or get married

[Anonymous No.16351022]

Be damn sure to buy some BCH

https://www.reddit.com/r/btc/comments/9lfjrb/frequently_asked_questions_and_information_thread/

[Anonymous No.16351076]

>>16346555
Please give to the United Negroid College Fund

[Anonymous No.16351619]

>>16346585
don't be a peterson fagg

[Anonymous No.16351651]

>>16351022
>reddit link

Cashies are by far the most reddit out of any coin.

[Anonymous No.16351799]

>>16347126
Confy.