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post your startup idea

>> No.16341335

>>16341328
Building a startup is my idea.

>> No.16341463

>>16341328
>post your startup idea
Rolling up the property management industry and making the companies more efficient via custom software and ai.

>> No.16341584

>>16341463
we have a unicorn right here

>> No.16341610

>>16341328
Get women I've trafficked from poor euro countries to be used as whores in brothels. I'll keep them dependent on drugs so they'll stay subservient while keeping all the cash the men pay to fuck them. Then I'll sell this buisness and it's assets to anyone who wants it.

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>>16341584
>we have a unicorn right here
yup combine that with a REIT to buy homes and it's a good model

Invitation Homes Inc
NYSE: INVH
Mkt cap 15.78B
P/E ratio 130.83

what are your ideas anon?

>> No.16341649

buy and sell rice, and bring it back to being a form of currency.

>> No.16341663

>>16341649
>buy and sell rice, and bring it back to being a form of currency.
rice coin ico incoming!

>> No.16341667

>>16341328

desentralized oracal parsing network paid for by with erc20 token..

>> No.16341681

>>16341667
>desentralized oracal parsing network paid for by with erc20 token..

isn't this what LINK does?

>> No.16341683

Glassdoor for healthcare prices. Once all of the pricing data is public, people can pricr shop and the ridiculous scam that is (((for-profit healthcare))) will implode.

>> No.16341695

>>16341328
decentralized currency that is not a scam i'll call it bitcorn, its also organic and gluten free

>> No.16341707

>>16341683
>Glassdoor for healthcare prices. Once all of the pricing data is public, people can pricr shop and the ridiculous scam that is (((for-profit healthcare))) will implode.

Isn't this against HIPPA?

>> No.16341724

>>16341695
>bitcorn, its also organic and gluten free
sounds tasty and healthy

>> No.16341738

>>16341707
Not if you provide an anonymous tip that "this hospital charged $xxx for this antibiotic."

>> No.16341773

>>16341328
X done by AI

>> No.16341781

>>16341738
>Not if you provide an anonymous tip that "this hospital charged $xxx for this antibiotic."

I see, sounds like a good idea. How would you monetize the site?

>> No.16341797

>>16341773
thats my idea, fuck off

>> No.16341816

>>16341781
Honestly it would be more of a vengeance thing at this point desu senpai.

>> No.16341881

Sex toy delivery company. Luber

>> No.16341949

>>16341816
>Honestly it would be more of a vengeance thing at this point desu senpai.
It is a corrupt system, good luck with exposing the fraudsters fren.

You might like this guy Patrick M. Byrne
who made this site to stop Wall St corruption http://www.deepcapture.com/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFOpSTodk_U

>> No.16341957

>>16341328
startup ideas as a service

>> No.16342059

>>16341881
Obviously I would use the controversy surrounding the impending trademark lawsuit with Uber to propel my service into the mainstream and gain free advertising. Arguing that I'm not infringing on them because the name of my service is also an accurate description of my provided service. Ultimately hoping they eventually cave and decide to just buy me out

>> No.16342181

>>16341957
>startup ideas as a service
host it on AWS

>> No.16342194

>>16342059
>Ultimately hoping they eventually cave and decide to just buy me out
Start your service in Nevada and use Uber's API to deliver clients to brothels on time.

>> No.16342258

>>16341328
Find a 7/10 roastie with crazy eyes, make her wear a black turtleneck. Place her in front of venture capitalists and train her to say: "The Internet, but...for cupcakes?" Retire with three commas in my bank account.

>> No.16342347

>>16341463
Your company had been subpoenaed for preferential treatment to certain renter demographics. I’ll see u in court

>> No.16342354

>>16342258
>Find a 7/10 roastie with crazy eyes, make her wear a black turtleneck. Place her in front of venture capitalists and train her to say: "The Internet, but...for cupcakes?" Retire with three commas in my bank account.

Unironically a good idea.
That WeWork faggot walked away with 1.6 Billion while burning like 16 Billion...

>> No.16342362

>>16342258
This would actually and unironically work

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>>16342347
>Your company had been subpoenaed for preferential treatment to certain renter demographics. I’ll see u in court

The AI just automates the workflow, no profiling customers to decide whether to rent or not. Expect a letter from my lawyer Noseberg!

>> No.16342398

>>16341949
Brynes entire post seems to be an argument for literally outlawing short selling

>> No.16342438

>>16342398
>Brynes entire post seems to be an argument for literally outlawing short selling

It's more about getting rid of rent seeking intermediaries from my understanding.
This blockchain trading company is his
https://www.tzero.com/

>> No.16342467

>>16341738
Wut, you burgers are that cucked?
There isn't a central body deciding the medication prices nationwide?
Dr. Goldberg just charges you whatever he deems a good price? Wew lads

>> No.16342558
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Sell quality healthcare to boomers at a premium, they're about to need it.

>> No.16343039

>>16342438
His points about companies utilizing naked shorts and settling in calls seems to not have changed at all.

>> No.16343474

>>16343039
Systematic replacement of equity settlement with calls instead eh Brynes. Can't say I agree this is the crux of the problem, it is however another cog in the machine of systemic fantasy we call risk adjusted returns. Possibly a very large cog. I'd be more concerned with how they are leveraging these naked shorts, fractional banking is always the real systematic risk.

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>>16343474
what is the solution in your view?

>> No.16343734

>>16343550
It seems it has already been "solved" by SEC regulations as of 2008 that got rid of the exemption. I would be very surprised if something similar was not happening still however.

Solution is literally to outlaw short selling. Sounds stupid but markets would work fine without any way to short sell. If you believe a stock is going to fall then just save your dollars and wait until it hits your buy in price to go long. There is absolutely zero reason the markets need short selling anyway, it just allows for selling pressure to be printed without any equal buying pressure that had to occur.

>> No.16343886

>>16343734
Ok I don't think that will ever be implemented. Also shorts are the first to go long in a decline when they cover and take profits.

I think the Eurozone ban short selling during 2008, I dunno if that helped.

I prefer to use options instead of shorting.

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>>16341328
I'm going to start an airline for whites only.

Niggers, chinks and shitskins are all banned from purchasing tickets and travelling. I will charge roughly 20% more than the cheapest budget airlines but most people won't mind paying extra to not have to deal with loud obnoxious smelly third worlders at the gate and while they fly.

>> No.16344175

>>16341781
>>16341707
>>16341683

This exists already:

Clear Health Costs

>> No.16344207

My business is being the affirmative for your bullshit reference.

I’m paid to pretend to be whatever the hell you put yourself down for with my company. Literally Vandelay Industries from Seinfeld.

Job needs 2 years in accounting with experience you don’t have? Put down my fake company name, as it’s a Mom and Pop shop we don’t have a large web presence and I’ll give a glowing review of your duties and performance.

Flat fee.

>> No.16344411

>>16344175
>This exists already:
Awesome
https://clearhealthcosts.com/
https://www.crunchbase.com/organization/clearcost-health

>>16341683
looks like your idea was good enough to raise money from VC's fren

>> No.16344427

>>16344207
>I’m paid to pretend to be whatever the hell you put yourself down for with my company. Literally Vandelay Industries from Seinfeld.

Could definitely work. Low overhead, kind of committing fraud at some level so that's not good.