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16339708 No.16339708 [Reply] [Original]

TO THE FAT UGLY MONGOLOID AT THE CHAINLINK MEETUP TONIGHT

Everyone there hated you. You came crashing in like the fucking snow monster from Looney Toons and literally knocked a girl down on her face, then proceeded to jump around like a goddamn autistic child. Your beer belly hung out of your shirt and almost made me vomit. The guy next to you had to keep grabbing you and yelled in your fucking ear to go away. Everyone around you was exchanging dirty looks. Everyone wanted you gone, but you were probably too drunk to notice. YOU RUINED THE LAST FUCKING DISCUSSION OF THE NIGHT.

I know you post on /biz/ because you drunkenly yelled it to everyone while waiting to meet Sergey. And while you and your inbred hick family took turns high fiving and shouting “Chainlink is a meme” Sergey looked at you and rolled his fucking eyes. EVEN SERGEY NAZAROV HATES YOU.

Go die you absolute piece of shit, I wish I was able to go up to you and tell you yourself but you were too far away. You are an absolute retard and your complete lack of self awareness is astonishing. You fucking toad. You look like Meth Damon if he was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. You, a grown man, stomped around like the autistic kid did at middle school dances, during the fucking oracle demonstration. You worm. You entered so many peoples lives in one night and every single one of them hate you. I talked to the guy next to you who was this close to punching you out and he just said that you're the biggest loser he's ever seen. Another woman called you a massive cunt. You fucking slime. I know that every one of those people went home and told their loved ones about you. Mocked your fat disgusting appearance. I need you to know this. You fucking shit stain. You are nothing more than a pajeet. The amount of people that hate you while not even knowing your name is unreal. Your very existence is mediocre. Please go kill yourself.

>> No.16339733

memes aside, i refuse to believe chainlink meetups are anything but codeword for gay sex

>> No.16339804
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>>16339733
dude same
Chainlink, after all, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

>> No.16339985
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16339985

I LOOOOOOOOOVE THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE WE'RE SO GAY AND WE ALL HOLD CHAINLINK!

>> No.16340027

>>16339708
Did this actually happen?

>> No.16340034

Lol chainlink is so epic xD

See you at 1 dollar faggot spammers and your unfunny forced memes

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>>16339708
I know there is a 95% chance this never happened. But please let there be a video of this

>> No.16340053

>>16339985
>that dude on the end not getting his nut

I feel bad for him, bros

>> No.16340062

>>16339708
>plz be real

>> No.16340083

he was definitely late 20's, maybe early 30's. He worse a blue shirt that looked like he bought it at fucking target with some straight leg blue jeans (also from Target). He genuinely looked like the type of kid whose mom bought all their clothes in elementary school, except 6 foot 5. His skin was pudgy and soft, like if you were to hit him in the head with a bat you'd hear a muffled thud instead of a crack. Again, he actually looked like Meth Damon but with FAS. He had dirty blond hair buzzed short all around, the type that looked like his parents were too poor to afford a barber so they did it themselves. He had no facial hair, I doubt he could grow any. He ran all the way from the back during the last two minutes of Sergey’s talk and shoved his way to the third row, where I was. I cannot tell you how much I hate this person. He was waving his hands in the air the whole time like one of those inflatable tube men, except there was nothing to be waving to, BECAUSE WE WERE LISTENING TO FUCKING SERGEY TALKING. He's the kind of retard who didn't get bullied enough in high school.

>> No.16340093
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16340093

I drew a picture of him

>> No.16340101

>>16340083
Guesst what nobody cares

>> No.16340118

>>16340083
>"reee we're listening to sergey shut up loser"
cry moar

>> No.16340138

>>16339708
i remember this pasta was made on a different board, i made the thread and you posted it there. I think it was /tv/ or /mu/. Best pasta to date.

>> No.16340150

>>16340138
it's not pasta you moron

>> No.16340160

>>16340093

THAT'S FUCKING CRYPTO JUICE!

>> No.16340277

>>16340083
get help man. you are one toxically angry mother fucker

>> No.16340409

https://www.forbes.com/sites/billybambrough/2019/11/21/as-bitcoin-ethereum-ripples-xrp-and-litecoin-lose-billions-this-one-small-coin-has-more-than-doubled/amp/

Suck dick. The Forbes piece is hours old fuck you fggts. When you finish reading dilate

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16340658

SCAMGEY SCAMAROV, I WILL NOT REST YOU UNTIL YOURE THROWN IN JAIL!

>> No.16340757

>>16339708
Ok. I'll bite.

What did I missed?

>> No.16340800

>>16340409
You’re the author fag

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>>16339708
t.

>> No.16340828

Problem solved for everyone here by giving the energy some of your coom
>>16340777

>> No.16340836

>>16340821
>thinks he can take out the fash
>can't even take out the trash

>> No.16341765

>>16339708
fucking based, I bet he has at least 100k links

>> No.16342196

>>16339708
This is pasta, right? I was there and don’t know who you’re talking about