/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16312501]

>DRINKS AFTER WORK?!?!?
>Are you coming to happy hour with us, anon?!
>There’s a new barcade that’s opening downtown!
>You HAVE to try this new IPA I’ve been brewing in my Studio Apartment!

[Anonymous No.16312525]

>>16312501

Fuck you. I work in a hallway full of boring HR bitches and have no friends inviting me anywhere.

[Anonymous No.16312527]

good thing I put my faith in Jesus Christ the son of God dying for my sins and rising on the third day according to scripture... otherwise this would be my destiny

[Anonymous No.16312585]

>>16312501
COFFEE!!!!!!

[XVG CAVE DWELLER No.16312626]

You don't drink IPA's? Fucking wimps lmao

[Anonymous No.16312630]

socializing BAD
being an incel GOOD

[Anonymous No.16312646]

>>16312626

>he equates not being a whimp to drinking badly brewed estrogen infested meme ales that taste like literal shit but everyone is too pretentious to say it

[Anonymous No.16312659]

>>16312646
ok simpleton

[Anonymous No.16312669]

>>16312501
During my first week at a new job, I begrudgingly went to an after work event that unironically was at a barcade.

[Anonymous No.16312672]

>You don't drink IPA's? Fucking wimps lmao

[Anonymous No.16312674]

>>16312659

I'm a pilsner chad m8. You'll grow out of your IPA memephase soon *tips fedora*

[XVG CAVE DWELLER No.16312677]

>>16312646

Lmao, so you consume chinese glucose ridden Coors (or any other macro). Got it.. Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.16312683]

>>16312672
This. Literally. Picture included.

[Anonymous No.16312690]

>>16312525
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY
Amen

[Anonymous No.16312696]

>>16312525
Sorry I meant to reply to this post>>16312527

[Anonymous No.16312697]

>Lmao, so you consume chinese glucose ridden Coors (or any other macro). Got it.. Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.16312706]

>>16312501
Even though these people are NPC’s and ONIONS boys they at least have tight friend groups and that is something that we don’t have and it sucks.

Still wouldn’t be friends with NPC ONIONS freaks though...

[Anonymous No.16312713]

The only good after-work hangout is a powerlifting gym.

The only good after-work "drinks" are protein shakes.

[Anonymous No.16312714]

Idk man all we do here is drive around drinking, blasting road signs and a deer if we're lucky.

[Anonymous No.16312720]

imagine being a "man" and drinking beer I pity you

[Anonymous No.16312721]

>>16312706
they wouldnt want to be your friends either dont worry incel

[Anonymous No.16312731]

>they wouldnt want to be your friends either dont worry incel

[Anonymous No.16312753]

>>16312501
Fuck off with your optimism. There are no girls under 35 or guys without kids where I work. No one is available to form a social life with, you insist every week that someone will want to be with you but real life is far worse than your worse scenario

[Anonymous No.16312756]

have sex wagies

[Anonymous No.16312771]

>>16312731
cope and seethe

[Anonymous No.16312783]

Who here does cocaine alone

Shit is kino to be honest

[Anonymous No.16312785]

>cope and seethe

[Anonymous No.16312795]

>>16312659
Super simple here. Hops taste (like cilantro) is genetically determined. For me all Hops tastes like soap, so IPAs will never be good (but my wife loves IPAs). For my wife all cilantro tastes like soap (but I love cilantro).

I'll stick with heavy malt beers in the winters and sours / hefeweizens in the summer.

>>16312501
Luckily I work from home and my job is to pretend to be social for 10 minute intervals.

[Anonymous No.16312807]

>>16312677
There's one good adjunct lager. And it's Narragansett.

[Anonymous No.16312826]

>>16312785
that's you

[Anonymous No.16312848]

>that's you

[Anonymous No.16312849]

Lol I remember saying no to drinks all the fucking time and this one time I said no a roastie blew up on my about being a social outcast

[Anonymous No.16312850]

>>16312848
still you

[Anonymous No.16312852]

>its an acquired taste bro, just keep drinking literal poison made from rotting vegetables, youll start to like it

[Anonymous No.16312864]

>still you

[Anonymous No.16312880]

>>16312756
Nurses always are the biggest sluts.

[Anonymous No.16312897]

>>16312864
keep crying

[Anonymous No.16312906]

>>16312852
This lol. If you drink beer you're automatically a weak minded npc who broke down under peer pressure.

[Anonymous No.16312908]

>keep crying

[Anonymous No.16312914]

>>16312501
Neckbeards ruined not just IPAs but all hoppy beers. They also made abominations where they infuse all sorts of weird shit that doesn't belong in beer into it

[Anonymous No.16312916]

>There's one good adjunct lager. And it's Narragansett.

[Anonymous No.16312949]

>>16312908
keep going

[Anonymous No.16312958]

>>16312914
They’re desperate to add anything to their mediocre inception lives. Of all things to brag about and it’s what liquid they drink

[Anonymous No.16312971]

>keep going

[Anonymous No.16312978]

>>16312626
No I don't want bitch tits

[Anonymous No.16312983]

>>16312978
This too. Most soiboys have bitch tits.

[Anonymous No.16312987]

>>16312971
let's go incel harder

[Anonymous No.16312993]

>let's go incel harder

[Anonymous No.16312995]

me when i drink alcohol

[Anonymous No.16313009]

>>16312993
more you pathetic mongoloid

[Anonymous No.16313014]

Holy fuck you people are autistic

[Anonymous No.16313017]

>>16312721
>>16312771
>>16312826
>>16312850
>>16312897
>>16312949
>>16312987
You sir, have been thoroughly BTFO

[Anonymous No.16313024]

>more you pathetic mongoloid

[Anonymous No.16313032]

>>16313024
>>16313017
need more wojaks come on

[Anonymous No.16313048]

>>16313032
>need more wojaks come on

[Anonymous No.16313055]

>>16313048
that one is not like the others retard

[Anonymous No.16313065]

>that one is not like the others retard

[Anonymous No.16313073]

wow, DOJmiH5I got totally and completely obliterated by the based soijak poster ITT. the chad soijak poster isn't even quoting him in his replies, and DOJmiH5I is furiously refreshing the page to quote reply him

[Anonymous No.16313109]

>>16313073
>>16313065
sure retard

[Anonymous No.16313111]

Kraft beer tier list

S: sours, saison, gose
A: IPAs, porters, Stouts
B: Pilsner, also box wine
C: Bud light
D: all other shit beers
F: Coors

[Anonymous No.16313118]

I concur, +m8NzwzN

[Anonymous No.16313165]

>>16312626
The fuck is an IPA?

[Anonymous No.16313186]

>>16313118
ok retard

[Anonymous No.16313191]

>>16313165
Uncouth swine detected

[Anonymous No.16313203]

>having friends in 2019
>doing anything besides smoking weed, cooming, and "investing"

[Anonymous No.16313209]

>drinking alcohol (and overall consumption of nicotine)
>hanging out with normies
>socializing in two thousand and nineteen
Really, really hope you all don't do this.

[Anonymous No.16313216]

>>16313109
accept it you got btfo. you have to kys now

[Anonymous No.16313237]

>>16313216
sure retard

[Anonymous No.16313240]

There are only two people I would socialize with at work but that is because they are pretty women in their 20s. One of them I still think still has her dumbass boyfriend and I would love to cuck him.

>>16312501
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eY5FMvOyae

[Anonymous No.16313249]

>Uncouth swine detected

[Anonymous No.16313252]

Bartender here, fuck off and die alcoholic piece of shit
alcohol is satanic. the amount of money people blow on drinks they could make at home for like 1/10th the cost. its absurd

[Anonymous No.16313264]

>>16313209
nicotine isn't bad in itself, it's just that most ways of consuming it are fucking awful for you, and people with shit genetics get addicted.

[Anonymous No.16313266]

>>16313252
>Bartender here

Lol what a loser. Learn to code

[Anonymous No.16313303]

>>16312783
me

[Anonymous No.16313321]

>>16313111
michelob masterrace checking in.

[Anonymous No.16313329]

>>16313266
ok sheep

[Anonymous No.16313417]

>>16313321
>michelob masterrace checking in.

gravelcoin masterrace checking in here. buy gravelcoin sir not snail link

[Anonymous No.16313475]

>>16312501
gods IPA is fucking trash

[Anonymous No.16313489]

>>16312706
>we
speak for yourself, sadboy

[Anonymous No.16313953]

i drink these with the raza after work

[Anonymous No.16313960]

>>16312501
>>You HAVE to try this new IPA I’ve been brewing in my Studio Apartment!
This is not so bad. If you like to drink then making your beverage is decent. IPA.. not so much but whatever.

[Anonymous No.16313979]

>>16313165
pajeet pale ale

[Anonymous No.16314102]

>>16313953
based

>>16312501
>>16312585
kek. Honestly I've worked at this tiny little 3-person boutique firm for so long that I wouldn't even mind having some s01b01 NPCs to go drinking with after work.

[Anonymous No.16314123]

>>16312880
True

[Anonymous No.16314257]

>>16312706
friends are nothing but liabilities and obligations

[Anonymous No.16314303]

>>16312501
>Dude why dont you drink?
>Bro we need you to come with us to the bar

[Anonymous No.16314821]

Quality thread laddies

[Anonymous No.16315014]

>>16312783

I do it alone so I don’t have to or want to share it and then I go out and have a stupid good time and fuck obese women senseless.

[Anonymous No.16315056]

>>16312713
Patrician taste. You, sir, don’t have a gut and bitch tits.

[Anonymous No.16315061]

>>16312849
No she didn’t.

[Anonymous No.16315068]

>>16312783
I generally drink hard liquor alone and also take incredibly powerful edibles
Despite how that sounds, I have neither an alcohol nor a marijuana problem

[Anonymous No.16315070]

>>16312880
Could be a cna or a dental hygienist or a veterinary tech.

[Anonymous No.16315076]

>>16315014
you could fuck whores and it would be more respectable and enjoyable than fucking uggos on cocaine

[Anonymous No.16315098]

>>16312525
>tfw everyone I work with is old and/or has kids
>tfw they sit around talking about the crazy times they had together during various events
>now none of them do anything

[Anonymous No.16315099]

>>16315076
you get your shit up on coke, much less with someone you don’t care about?

[Anonymous No.16315112]

>>16312501
If it's at a bar you can get drunk and not care how gay your coworkers are. Now if you had to hangout sober that's another thing

[Anonymous No.16315113]

>>16312626
No, I don’t drink Indian Pajeet Ales. I stopped drinking entirely 3 months ago. It destroys your body, mind and lowers your testosterone. I lift heavy 6 days a week now and I feel magnitudes better physically and psychologically.

[Anonymous No.16315126]

>>16315112
In leafland I've had normies invite me to gay bars on numerous occasions
like a big group of normies with no LGBT people among them will just go to a gay bar because "it's suuuuch a better atmosphere" and "they play better music bro" and "everybody just lets loose there you know what I mean"
someday I'll probably snap and call someone a faggot, then have to move to a less pozzed country after I'm inevitably fired

[Anonymous No.16315129]

>>16312783
would love to, now all I got for a rush is trading Ferrum and hoping I don't get fucked over with a pump

[Anonymous No.16315131]

>>16312501
God what I'd give to hang out with video game playing nu males

All my co workers are boring, want to either point out skinny chicks in the street, or only interest is golf

Kill me

[Anonymous No.16315134]

>>16315113
Based. 8 years without a drop, checking in. Not having hangovers and wasting money is fun; no catching HPV from some random swamp donkey that wants me to mush her muffin within an hour of meeting is even better.

[Anonymous No.16315138]

>>16315131
your coworkers sound based
boring is better than insufferable as you'd learn within .5 seconds of actually being in such a work environment

[Anonymous No.16315147]

IPA tastes like sour dish soap, you failure.

[Anonymous No.16315160]

>>16315138
Nah, I used to hang out with nerds who tested videogames for a living. They were based

My current coworkers demand you speak all the time, it's just insane. They don't even know what steam or 4chan is, and I don't care to hear about their holiday to **insert holiday destination here** or gossiping about other coworkers/the organisation

they get utterly shocked when I say I'm not interested in holidays and stuff like that and like to be alone at home

They also got very bitter and concerned when i said I didn't want to go for the Christmas party

[Anonymous No.16315170]

For me, it's Sol Clamato

[Anonymous No.16315187]

>>16315138
However my favourite people to work with have been Indians/Pakistanis when i worked in fast food

They are literally based, work hard but don't take the job too seriously, and can actually have a two way conservation without going on long story tales about dumb shit I don't care about (which is really a subtle form of trying to appear dominant.. fuck off)

Or they're just quiet. Very based.

[Anonymous No.16315209]

>However my favourite people to work with have been Indians/Pakistanis when i worked in fast food

>They are literally based, work hard but don't take the job too seriously, and can actually have a two way conservation without going on long story tales about dumb shit I don't care about (which is really a subtle form of trying to appear dominant.. fuck off)

>Or they're just quiet. Very based.

[Anonymous No.16315229]

>>16312501
ok we get it. you're a self loathing autistic loser who can't socialize.

[Anonymous No.16315230]

>>16315126
Hey man gay clubs are actually based and redpilled. The atmosphere is unironically much more fun, plenty of real chicks there too with a lot less guys approaching them.

>tfw have shown up alone and just partied with random people because everyone’s overly inviting even though they’re all aware I’m a straight white male

Everyone’s cool, I even called people fags and faggots and said things were gay (most of them say it too). Don’t care about who anyone is and no one cares who you are. No bro scene.

[Anonymous No.16315235]

>>16315209
Dilate

[Anonymous No.16315246]

> ok we get it. you're a self loathing autistic loser who can't socialize.

[Anonymous No.16315268]

>Dilate

[Anonymous No.16315314]

everyone at work is blue collar so they enjoy hitting up the closest pub on a friday and putting a few bets on. i dont get invited anymore because everyone hates me now, so if you do get invited to this shit (even if you hate the thought of buying expensive IPAs), consider yourself somewhat lucky. isolation isnt bad but being hated while in isolation is fucking horrible

[Anonymous No.16315317]

>>16315314

What did you do to be hated?

[Anonymous No.16315319]

>>16315314
>i dont get invited anymore because everyone hates me now
for what reason

[Anonymous No.16315334]

>>16315230
>The atmosphere is unironically much more fun
"Letting loose" is a cancerous meme for dopamine addicts which essentially encapsulates everything you describe in your post

[Anonymous No.16315350]

that feel

[Anonymous No.16315431]

>>16315350
I'm THIS close to cutting ties with everyone I'm "friends" with
they all constantly sedate themselves with le bideo games and live extremely superficial and materialistic lives that couldn't be sustained without modern consumerism
they're also retards who don't think beyond immediate consequences
I see no reason to maintain connections with these fucking people for the sake of muh normalcy given that I can't talk to any of them about anything slightly intellectual and they're NPCs incapable of questioning anything they've been programmed with
Like I tried to tiptoe around some trans talking point a while back by pointing out their blatant hypocrisy on that issue (forget what) and they verbatim said
> bro I see the logic, but that's just being a huge asshole for no reason

[Anonymous No.16315434]

>>16315334
You’re not to supposed to call conformity and cultural norms into question, it makes people uncomfortable. My mom always said to accept invitations, show up, if only for a few minutes, order a club soda and duck out early, that way you don’t turn yourself into a social outcast. My mom was a stupid whore and I don’t listen to her life lesions. Fat pig that gave my half sister up for adoption because ya gots to let loose.

[Anonymous No.16315448]

>>16315434
Lessons*

[Anonymous No.16315455]

>>16315434

I bet you’re a blast at parties my dude

[Anonymous No.16315474]

>>16315455
I don’t party anymore. I bet you do though

[Anonymous No.16315546]

>>16315126
>then have to move to a less pozzed country

truly the dream of every redpilled leaf, myself included. somewhere the air doesnt hurt my face

[Anonymous No.16315863]

>>16315268
Dilate

[Anonymous No.16315877]

>>16315431
>I'm so special
>wastes life here

[Anonymous No.16315888]

I'd kill myself

[Anonymous No.16315917]

>>16315877
Still more productive than anything normies do bro

[Anonymous No.16316031]

>>16315917
Id argue just sleeping, listening to music or watching TV is more productive than the same "" conversations"" and inceldom that happens here

[Anonymous No.16316082]

>>16316031
>listening to music or watching TV is more productive than the same "" conversations"" and inceldom that happens here
Listening to music and watching TV are entirely consumptive activities and are by definiton not productive. Any conversation that isn't outright small talk is categorically more productive.
I don't deny that a lot of this is mental masturbation, but normie conversations are repetitive, superficial, and poorly-informed as a rule.
>inceldom
dilate

[Anonymous No.16316113]

>>16316082
>dilate
>cuck
>society is shit
>I hate muh job
>wah why won't girls all love me
>dilate
>cuck
>society is shit

So productive

[Anonymous No.16316150]

>>16312501
If I would work with you, I would make fun of you for being a boring autist. Maybe you are good a your job, but I prefer someone less competent who is good company. I would probably avoid talking to you if I can.

[Anonymous No.16316158]

I drank a 6 pack a night for like 7 years before I realized I had to stop. Drinking more than once a year is retarded.

[Anonymous No.16316168]

>>16312783
Cocaine and movies.

[Anonymous No.16316174]

Wheat ales and mead are the only booze I like.

[Anonymous No.16316213]

what should I do at the office or after work to NOT be one of your wojak memes?

[Anonymous No.16316221]

>>16316113
> buzzword
> strawman
> buzzword
> conform with the lowest common denominator already! or you're a loser
and not a single real argument to be found

[Anonymous No.16316227]

>>16316213
there's no escape -oomer

[Anonymous No.16316436]

>>16316221
>buzzword
>buzzword
>buzzword
>im le special snowflake because I fap to anime

Ironic

[Anonymous No.16316508]

>>16316436
>irrelevant "no u"

[Anonymous No.16316616]

Most of you don't have a job
The ones that have a job never get invited because they give their co-workers a weird vibe
If they were to be invited they would just decline

[Anonymous No.16316728]

>>16313111
your highest tier is right
IPA with low bitterness are good but your A is wrong in general

[Anonymous No.16316820]

>>16315431
Fuck normies I’m in my 30s dropped ALL of my friends, redpilled my gf, married her and had kids. Seriously normies are not worth it. Most of my old friends still go to the bar, do blow, go down south every year, etc... meanwhile I’m semi-retired making money from properties and consulting and not even close to middle age yet

[Anonymous No.16316835]

>>16316508
>irrelevant meme
Keep failing

[Anonymous No.16316863]

>not drinking Carling, the king of pints.

Outside ya bunch o poofs. Yer all getting yer heads kicked in.

[Anonymous No.16316877]

>>16316820
Absolutely based, anon

>>16316835
What am I failing at?

[Anonymous No.16317364]

>tfw work from home

[Anonymous No.16317412]

>>16315230
LUI_GI

[Anonymous No.16317624]

>not drinking in your backyard of your comfy house 5 minutes north of the city
>not having a lime tree in your backyard
>not playing fetch with your dog while you drink two beers and then eating a healthy dinner made by your wife

Ngmi

[Anonymous No.16317935]

lol this thread is full of versions of me from sophomore yr of hs.

[Anonymous No.16317984]

>>16315350
Fuck me that image

[Anonymous No.16318005]

>>16317624
>island lager

peak boomer

[Anonymous No.16318029]

>>16312756
>nurse
>rave slut
guaruntee this bitch would be shoving her hands down my pants if I so much as offer her a hit off the blunt

[Anonymous No.16318072]

>>16315134
what's the first step? how did you start?

[Anonymous No.16318076]

>>16315113
>>16315134
these guys have their priorities straight.

drinking is for losers. sure, i drank plenty when I was in my late teens, early 20s, it was stupid, waste of time and money. Haven't had a drop in 6 years and it has been the best decision I ever made. I have just as much fun now as when I was a drunk, except I can actually remember the fun I had afterwards, and I don't make terrible choices while having that fun.

I have genuine disdain now when I encounter someone who habitually drinks every weekend.

[Anonymous No.16318084]

>>16312906
You are why the white race is losing it's identity

[Anonymous No.16318093]

>>16313203
based, redpilled and validating of my lifestyle choices

[Anonymous No.16318128]

>>16313203
based

[Anonymous No.16318135]

>>16312501
I refuse to believe $oycucks brew their own brew. Whoever brews their own brew is not a walking consumption machine, so they have my respect

>>16312585
And then there's always the faggot that has to shit on the one good thing all people can agree on... coffee.

I can understand people being too bitchass to try weed and shrooms and maybe not enjoy alcohol, but when I see someone who doesn't drink coffee I immediately write them off as a complete and detestable cunt

[Anonymous No.16318150]

>>16314257
Sounds depressing anon

[Anonymous No.16318157]

>>16312501
>Be new guy in company, IT department
>Everyone outside of my department is a turbo normie arrogant asshole
>HR or boss basically orders to have a get together at a local fair/beerfest that is held annually in the middle of the week
>Do not participate since I have to get a project done that then made the company 200k€ more a month
>Everyone hates me now
>wtf I saved at least half of your peoples jobs
>Quit 6 months later because pay was not that good and normies are annoying and lazy

I am now self employed and make ok money while rarely have to talk to normalfags on a daily basis. Wagecucks are truly bottom tier and I pity every non normalfag who has to put up with this fake-socializing shit.

[Anonymous No.16318163]

>>16312756
Fucking hell why are gingers the hottest women in existance and why have I never been with one

[Anonymous No.16318181]

>being mad about mundane normie shit
Being a contrarian just to be one isn't a substitute for having a personality lol

[Anonymous No.16318196]

Honestly what do you guys do in your spare time? I’ve seen hate directed at everything from having friends to brushing your teeth on /biz/.

[Anonymous No.16318221]

>>16318181
>don't smoke weed after work
>don't get drunk every Fri/Sat night
>don't go on a 10 day vacation to some tropical resort every year and take 1000 photos you'll upload to instagram
>don't spend thousands of dollars per year on restaurant eating

h-h-he doesn't have any personality!!!

you brainwashed consumer faggots are retarded i'll tell ya what

[Anonymous No.16318225]

>>16315319
>>16315317
Cause he didn't go to the pub the first five times they asked... What are you people, tourists?

[Anonymous No.16318245]

>>16316820
Based AF and even your tag looks like a redpill with matrix letters on it

[Anonymous No.16318247]

>>16318221
I don't do any of that either. I never said that.
I said that being a contrarian for the sake of itself is not a substitute for a personality.

[Anonymous No.16318645]

>>16317624
If that brewery is seriously on Hawaii, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. One of the most expensive ways to brew beer, especially if it's exported to the mainland.

[Anonymous No.16319410]

>>16318247
>just for the sake of it
To a list of valid reasons. Nice one.

[Anonymous No.16319462]

>>16319410
>NOOOO NORMIES ARE OBNOXIOUS REEEEEE
is hardly a valid reason, but no normal person gets upset at shit like that. You're never ever gonna make it if you think like that. Being proud of that shit is the equivalent of pronouncing it in high school to seem cool -- you still look like a cunt.

[Anonymous No.16319518]

>>16318135
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.16319915]

>>16312501
i want to die

[Anonymous No.16320104]

>>16315230
Me too man. And sometimes you find a nice guy that buys all your drinks for you and get you nice and drunk and you end up going to his high rise condo in middle of the city and sucking his dick all night.

Mmmmmmm... good times