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[Anonymous No.16290848]

>Let me penetrate you with my thumb, linkie!
>No, please don't!
*Unbuttons shirt, showing his immense belly*
>Who's your master?
>I... I don't have a master.
>WHO'S YOUR MASTER, LINKIE?!?
>Allah is my only master!
>Take off your pants!
>Nooooooo!
*Unbuckles belt*
>Let me see that juicy asshole.
>No!
>You Muslim son of a bitch! I'm about to teach you what 'chainlink' is fundamentally about.
*Flogs linkie with belt*
>AHHH!! OK, MASTER! PLEASE STOP!
>Turn around and bend over, linkie. Take this!
*Shoves thumb up linkie's rectum*
>AAAAAARRRRRRGHHHH!
>Hehehehe... Now watch this.
*Unzips pants, reveals his huge erect cock*
>Nooooooo, please don't rape me, master! I will do whatever you want!
>Ok, linkie. Log in to binance. YES, good boy. Now give me your phone.
*Beep beep click click-BUY. OK*
>Master, you just spent all my money on LINK...
>Did you like it?
>Yes, master. I feel so turned on...
>You're my slave now. All your Bitcoin is MINE!
>MASTER, I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!
>Alright, bend over, little bitch!
>Y-yes m-master!
>What a nice and tiny anus!
*Forcefully shoves his cock up linkie's butrhole, tearing up his sphincter*
>Oohh, by Allah, this feels so good!
>Take this, my servant! Uuugh!
>Aahhh! Yes! Yes, master! Give it to me!
>No more chains, just links!
*Pounding intensifies*
>Fuck me like Mohammed fucked Aisha! Allah made me a faggot! Allahu akhbar!
>I'm gonna coom...
*Loud grunt*
>I'm cooming too, master!
*Unloads an enormous load of warm semen inside linkie's anal cavity*
>Good boy. Thanks for letting me empty my prostate inside your ass. Now get the fuck out of here. Next in line?
>Thank you for your cum, Master! I will always love you! Allahu akhbaaaaar!
*Linkie pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head*
>Hmm his death really turned me on.
*Master Sergey takes off his pants and fucks the cadaver*
>I love necrophilia.
*Sees a dog walking by*
>I love bestiality too.
*Fucks the dog*
>That was great but what REALLY turns me on is incest.
*Sees mom*

[Anonymous No.16290879]

this is why chainlink is called a scam. This post RIGHT HERE

[Anonymous No.16290902]

Wow u guys on 4channel really get down. I knew everyone that has ever traded or considered ChainLink to be a closeted homosexual, but this is amazing. Congrats on this, seriously.

[Anonymous No.16291025]

>>16290879
This. Fuck Sergey and fuck jannies.

[Anonymous No.16291034]

My doctor did this to me. Felt fucking awesome desu.

[Anonymous No.16291420]

>>16290848