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>we're looking for a team player

>> No.16270139

>>16270113
>women, femmes and people of color are highly encouraged to apply

>> No.16270157

>>16270113
fuckk off

>> No.16270168

>>16270113
>must be willing to work in a fast-paced environment

>> No.16270172

>Must be willing to suck my cock every day

>> No.16270747
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>>16270113
>At this company, you aren't employees, you're family.

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>>16270113
>Must pass a nicotine test

>> No.16271058

>>16270113
we’re looking for a good goy

>> No.16271076

Actually got fired once for “not being a team player” I kinda just sat at the meeting chuckled shook their hands and left

>> No.16271085
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>>16270168
This is the worst one

>> No.16271114

>>16270915
I actually worked at a place that no shit did a nicotine test before you signed up for health benefits. If you were a smoker there was a steep surcharge on your insurance premium kek

>> No.16271237
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>We're looking for a racist NEET who edges his penis for multiple hours

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16271300

>>16271114
>1114
>414,441,444

>> No.16271337

>>16270113
>excellent communication skills

>> No.16271347

>>16271300
explain autist

>> No.16271368

>>16271347
Ive been seeing these numbers everywhere

>> No.16271712

>>16270172
Fuck I hate when this happens

>> No.16271736

>>16271300
what's with the groups of three

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>>16271736
what groups of three?
4x2=8

>> No.16271782

>We really need someone that is passionate and dedicated right now

>> No.16271854

>>16271782
Oh jesus, biggest red flag that you're about to be overworked and underpaid, which is why the last 3 people vacated the position within 3 months of hire.

>> No.16271957

>>16271854
Yep, especially when they say they need a "multi-tasker" and all that, code words for we're going to overwork your ass

>> No.16271969

It is funny how 99% of people complain about slavery but don't see this coming. We are top 1% boys

>> No.16272001

anybody else a good wagie? When I'm a at work, no matter what job, I've always been one of the most reliable workers. Never the best, but top 3 at my position easily. It sucks because I want to be that guy who moves slow as shit and doesn't give a fuck but naturally I just cant. At least female coworkers usually find me attractive because of it.

>> No.16272084

>>16272001
I'm a good wagie too but it doesn't mean it's fun. It's still soul draining

>> No.16272145

>>16272001
I'm a good worker but avoid socialization at all costs.