/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16263279]

There's only ONE MONTH left in the decade. What have you accomplished?

[Anonymous No.16263292]

A surprising amount, but I only started half way through the decade because I was 13 in 2010

[Anonymous No.16263296]

>>16263279
Almost lost my virginity

[Anonymous No.16263309]

>>16263292
>I was 13 in 2010
get off this board fucking booomer

[Anonymous No.16263312]

>>16263309
dilate

[Anonymous No.16263313]

>>16263296
This is literally me
Only that I had my last real chance two years ago. The last time I fucked up was a month ago though.

[Anonymous No.16263321]

>>16263279
Nothing

[Anonymous No.16263344]

>still a virgin
>still living with parents
>neet for 6 years+
at least I have 10k link

[Anonymous No.16263382]

>>16263292

So much more than the previous decade. My goal for the next decade is to get super fit, have lots of gay sex with cute 20 something bois, and earn fat stacks of cash.

[Anonymous No.16263443]

>>16263279
Lost my virginity. won math team awards. didn't buy btc at $1 when i heard about it. graduated high school. Majored in math. Got straight As. Joined track, got really good. Found 4chan, made a facebook, mastered yugioh, was almost mugged by black men, took drugs, went through my first breakup, turned down a one night stand from a hottie, went into a deep depression, did a complete recovery. Didn't invest in ethereum or btc in 2016 even though i browsed /biz/ Got closer to god, married, bought chainlink myself at 12.5 cents, bought chainlink with my dads money at 80 cents and watched it tumble to 16 cents, took care of my sick dad, watched my father die thinking I was a failure at investing like him, walked my sister down the aisle to get married the day after. Flew out of the country for the first time and went halfway around the world to hong kong and japan.

It feels like i not much happened in that decade.

[Anonymous No.16263461]

>>16263443
>bought chainlink myself at 12.5 cents
... Sure you did

[Anonymous No.16263468]

>>16263279
>There's only ONE MONTH left in the decade.
kek, its 13 months till the end of the decade

[Anonymous No.16263476]

>>16263461
I've been on /biz/ since 2016. After missing out on btc in high school/ ethereum on /biz/ and realizing chainlink was literally the next big blockchain innovation after ethereum i waited for the ico pump to dump back down to ico prices and bought.

[Anonymous No.16263487]

>>16263443
>Mastered Yu-Gi-Oh
Congraz anon I'm proud of you

[Anonymous No.16263494]

i traded virginities with a girl i love like 4 days ago

[Anonymous No.16263508]

Graduated from Electrical Engineering, struggled to find job during recession, worked odd jobs in uk for 3 years, wrote 2 novels, had my first 3 girlfriends, got a physics phd, finishing it this year.
Made more money with chainlink than with the entire phd.

[Anonymous No.16263521]

>>16263443
nice story king, shame of the LARP tho

[Anonymous No.16263559]

>>16263279
>ONE MONTH left in the decade
well, fuck

[Anonymous No.16263625]

I treated about 3000 patients with their immunological issues this year alone. With the money surplus I kept investing and accumulating shitcoins like ARK. Let's see how it plays out. If not I just keep repeating next year. And again.

[Anonymous No.16263627]

>>16263279
bought link at 0.40

[Anonymous No.16263648]

>>16263521
That was some pretty average stuff pal

[Anonymous No.16263676]

>>16263296
>almost

Learn to deal in discrete units. Your penis either enters vagina (TRUE = 1 point) or it doesnt (FALSE = 0 points).

Other constraints are, of course:
1. IF you pay the girl, it doesnt count (FALSE = 0 points)
2. IF the girl is overly drunk or in drugs, it doesnt count (FALSE = 0 points)
3. IF the girl is horrendously fat, ugly, actually mentally handicapped, or old, it doesnt count (FALSE = 0 points)
4. IF the girl is related to you, it doesnt count (FALSE = 0 points)

But, for example, situations that do count
1. Place and time is irrelevant; even if the penis enters just for one push in the middle of an elevator-ride, it counts (TRUE = 1 point)
2. The girl is selling a car, and you act as a potential buyer, and coincidentally she also sexs you (before or after buy), it counts but only if you actually wanted to buy that car (TRUE = 1 point)
3. The girl is emotionally exhausted, e.g. depressed, just broke up with her bf, it counts
4. If you buy the girl a dinner (e.g. 80$) and she sexs you after, it counts

[Anonymous No.16263852]

Still waiting for Chainlink to 30000% by eoy

[Anonymous No.16263904]

>>16263279
Went through , wild Asian sex binge, had a hangover moment in Vegas, did dmt, found a marriable woman, flew her to Malaysia for her birthday and proposed to her on an island, overcame the face of death after contracting a rare tropical disease, made a career after 10 years of unemployment, worked my way up to section head, got married, had two kids, made 1.1 mil in crypto, lost 1.1 mil in crypto, moved to japan, became a minimum wage labor worker.

Those are the tldr of the tldr of the tldr. It's been a radical decade.

[Anonymous No.16264124]

> legal age started huzzling while university makin 1800 after tax on side to university, would be 2900 before tax but fuckin europe

>......
>......
>......

> have worst idea in live
> take saved 10k
> go to congo
> rent farm and grow melons
> cant take mudhud nog madness anymore
> new outbreak ebola is not even the worst
> its the people that litteraly try everything to blackmail
> leave one day before harvest
> ...
> back to 100 euro

I learned women are the devils work, stay close to frens, loneliness for cash is to high price. Never sell your youth for huzzl, wait until your 24. Famalam lost 30kg in jungl

[Anonymous No.16264125]

>>16263279
Three beautiful healthy white children

[Anonymous No.16264130]

>>16263676
>being a codefag
tragic

[Anonymous No.16264160]

>>16263279
I moved to Japan and I found a job in a small company I always loved since 2009. Took 10 years, but I managed.

[Anonymous No.16264245]

[spoiler]>>16263279
>Finished HS
>Finished college
>Finished masters degree
>Published scientific papers
>Published patents
>Landed six figure job
>Had sex with long term gf
>Bought 15k LINK at an average of 25c in 2017

It's been a breddy good decade

[spoiler]A lot better than the previous decade of sexual and physical child abuse. Almost offed myself, glad I didn't.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.16264326]

>>16264245
Good job anon. Also, as you may have noticed, there is no spoiler function on /biz/

[Anonymous No.16264537]

In the last year

-started grad school
-ended a 4 yr relationship
-had two people doe in the family
-started a position in banking
-bought a house
-got engaged
-had a near death experience and pulled people out of a car wreck

But most importantly I bought link

[Anonymous No.16264573]

Got a drivers license
Got a car
Got my own place
Met a girl
Had a child
Climbed up the corporate ladder

[Anonymous No.16264672]

>>16264160
huge if not larp.
I hope you are for real and you really achieved it

[Anonymous No.16264706]

>>16264672

I really did, but the real deal starts here. I have a managerial role but I'm underpaid because company is not still fully committed to creating my department for real. It all depends on how the first project will go. Either I fucking fail and get kicked out of the country or succeed and makes lodsa money.

[Anonymous No.16264750]

>>16263279
delete this fucking thread right now

[Anonymous No.16264784]

>>16263279
I had two fights with gangsters. Broke my back. Found god. Got an internship. Dropped out coolege. Became an alcoholic and a junkie. Got clean. Got a job. Got a puppy.

[Anonymous No.16265283]

i finished school and started college
had my first gf over 1.5 years
bought 31.5k links in 2017-2018 avg 20-40 usdcent
and getting out of my parents house now
so, despite the break up, im looking forward

[Anonymous No.16265287]

Joined army
Married
Bought house
Might set up mining rig

[Anonymous No.16265314]

>>16263279
Went to Federal Prison for a year, got out, met a nice woman that I've been with for 3 years and I'm going to marry her. We have a house with good equity, decent jobs, great vacations and 3 great dogs. No kids. Life is good.

[Anonymous No.16265328]

>>16265287
>Might set up mining rig
Did you wake up from a coma? This is not 2017 anymore anon

[Anonymous No.16265467]

>>16263279
>moved to DC
>won state championship for rowing crew
>fell in love with a beautiful big booty brazilian babe
>learned about the dark net, bought btc at $5
>went to university at a top-ranked school
>heartbreak
>became radio DJ
>banged hot latina cougars
>moved to Colorado
>learned how to snowboard
>smuggled drugs
>got robbed
>made my parents millionaires by putting their entire retirement fund in ETH at $14
>got clean from cocaine, benzos and alcohol after 3 seizures nearly kill me
>graduate university
>launch a startup, build an app, partner is a contrarian faggot and the business flops
>get a job and start career as a software developer
>current net worth: -$23k

[Anonymous No.16265502]

>>16265467
Fucking roller coaster. Nice work

[Anonymous No.16265511]

>>16263279
went to Afghanistan, survived
finished undergrad and grad school for free
work in healthcare making ~120k and occasional bonus
married hapa waifu

i dropped out of high school and was a neet for over a year btw. we’re all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.16265523]

>>16263309
ok zoomer

[Anonymous No.16265553]

>>16265502
yeah, sometimes i wish i was mentally stable but where's the fun in that? pretty much my entire university career was a blur of sex, drugs and dubstep

[Anonymous No.16265579]

>>16263279
literally nothing

[Anonymous No.16266448]

>>16263309
Is this bait or a retard?

[Anonymous No.16266573]

>>16263676
have sex

[Anonymous No.16266845]

>>16263279
i got a gf

[Anonymous No.16266918]

>>16263279
>lost v card
>graduated high school
>joined military
>went to Europe
>went to Asia
>missed out on bitcoin
>got gf(s)
>got ripped
>missed out on Ethereum
>got fat again
>almost missed out on LINK

Idk Ive had fun