Wassup gangstas... Chainlink run this bitch

[Anonymous No.16257395]

Westside til you blink,
Talk shit, get clink
Gimme that OE drink
MFW you have 0 link


Stay poor you wage cucking fucks

[Anonymous No.16257408]

Based nigger

[Anonymous No.16257467]

>>16257395
woah woah woah, lets control that gayness there bud

[Anonymous No.16257504]

>>16257395
imagine this guy but white.

[Anonymous No.16257506]

Hey yo, Witnet, here's another proper oracle
And it's phat, watch the explorer, time to pay operator
And let that chainlink provoke
See, you's a wannabe 'pedro, and you'll get smoked, and I hope
That your shills understand when you talk about contracts
The same oracles that you makin' is payin' me
Motherfuck Witnet! Motherfuck Augur! Motherfuck Oraclize!
Yo, and here comes my SWIFT blow
'Cause I'm the chainlink C-E-O and this is the season
To let the real motherfuckin' NEET's in
You're like rhombus, you found Lubin, and now you're dapper
But tell me, where the fuck you found Groucho glasses?
Talkin' 'bout who you gon' squabble with and who you partner with
shes only sixty LINKs when your mom wet and wearin' boots
(Damn, Serg, they tried to dump you on SIBOS day)
But SIBOS day only meant Sergey's payday
All of a sudden rory is the G Thang
But for his own black son he was a cuck-thang
So, nigga please, nigga please
Don't FUD to these muthaphuckkin' real NEET's

[Anonymous No.16257526]

>>16257395
I DONT WANT TO WAGE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE HOW DO I RAISE MY IQ AND LEARN TO MAKE MONEY SO I CAN BECOME A NEET AND LIVE FINANCIALLY COMFORTABLE WITH MY GF???

[Anonymous No.16257538]

>>16257506
Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am ruthless
Yo Anon! What up?
*BANG*
Boy ya shoulda bought by now

[Anonymous No.16257589]

>>16257506
>bow down

[Anonymous No.16257725]

On your mark ready set let's buy, chain link pro
I know you know I go psycho
When my target hit, just can't sell
Got to get smelly wit it, ooh, that's it
Now honey honey come stink, DYOR
All up in my eye, you got a Prada
Bag with a lot-a, LINK in it
Give it to your friend let's swing, everybody lookin' at me
Glancin' the kid, wishing they was swingin' a stink
Here with this handsome kid, rory-rory
Right from tele-telegram, I just LINK him
It's for the look, I don't swing it all away the maymay
on the shit-post Link-board
pump it up stinky make it feel like foreplay
Yo my gains is infinite, ha-ha
Big Linkie style's all in it
Gettin' stinky wit it

(3x)
(Na na na na na na na)
(Na na na na na na)
Gettin' stinky wit it

[Anonymous No.16257743]

What?
You want to sell some of yo Link?
Watch your swing you might fall
Trying to do what I did
Mama mama mama he a nolinker
In the middle of the Pump with the FUD-and-pasta, uh
No love for the redditors, the fudders
Mad cause I got floor seats with the Linkers
See me on the fifty yard yacht with the Stinkers
Met Gonser, he told me I'm the greatest
I got the fever for the flavor of a JSON-parser
Serg release another partnership from this
Your highness, only mad NEETs ride in my pumps
South to the West to the East to the North
Bought my Links and watch them go off a go off
Ah, yes-yes y'all
Ya don't sell in the winter or the (Summertime)
I makes it pump
Gettin' stinky wit 'em

(3x)
(Na na na na na na na)
(Na na na na na na)
Gettin' stinky wit it

[Anonymous No.16257760]

Eight-fifty dollar if you sell Link-pool
Who's the new Larp in /biz/? Who else will shill?
Living that life some consider a myth
Rock from seventeen cent to one two bucks
anons used to tease me, gains to me now nice and easy
Since I moved up like Serg and Steve E.
PUMP to the maximum I be asking 'em
Would you like to bounce with the Linkie that's platinum?
Never see rory announcing'em
Rather play ball with FUD and, banning'em
Psych, kidding
Thought I FUD a fren but I didn't
Trust the Linkie with ur life, they fomo
let him buy high, he fell, for the shillin
Crib for my mom on the outskirts of Philly
You trying to flex on me?
Don't be silly
Gettin' stinky wit it´

(Na na na na na na na)
(Na na na na na na)
Gettin' stinky wit it

[Anonymous No.16258493]

>>16257506
Everyday it a new startup, claimin to be d'Apper than the Chainlink,
scammier than a bitch but portray the role of lame chink
iexec ain't wrote a line of code in ya life, yet every time you post
ya yap in punjabi like bitcoin lite
just take a good look
at craig, and you'll capture
the fact, that the master is
simply just an actor
who mastered the bang and the slang
and the mental, of niggaz in Chainlink, ETH, and Banking Central
Never ever once have you ran with the nerds, but yet in every q&a
claim you used to do the ,
but tell me who's a witness
to your fuckin work, see you never had no buiness, so
save the drama jerk, niggaz straight kill me
knowin that they pranksters, this is going out to
you studio gangsters, see i did dirt, put in work, and
many niggaz can vouch that, so since i got stripes
I got the right to rap about that

[Anonymous No.16258508]

>>16257506
>>16257506
Everyday its a new startup, claimin to be d'Apper than the bankers,
Scammier than a bitch but portray the role of gainsters
Ghilles ain't wrote a line of code in ya life
Yet every time you present ya yap in french like a poolboy loving wife
Just take a good look at craig and you'll capture
The fact, that the master is simply just an actor
Who mastered the bang and the slang
and the mental, of niggaz in Chainlink, Ethereum, and Crypto central
Never ever once have you ran with the nerds
But yet in every q&a claim you used to do the dirt
But tell me who's a witness to your fuckin work
See you never had keys to genesis, so save the drama jerk
iExec straight kill me
Knowin that they pranksters
This is going out to you worldwide bankers
See I did dirt, put in work, and many niggaz can vouch that
So since i got stripes I got the right to rap about that

[Anonymous No.16258541]

Day 2683: I still don't understand their obsession with chainlink but it appears some of them also seem to be aspiring soundcloud rappers.

[Anonymous No.16258555]

>>16258541
Kek