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16250831 No.16250831 [Reply] [Original]

sell me this pen

>> No.16250836

>>16250831
suck my cock

>> No.16250839

you can shove it up your asshole

>> No.16250860
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16250860

buy this pen

>> No.16250881
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>>16250831
sir you can put it in your pooper for 200 stinkies. very good investment sir

>> No.16250895

>>16250831
The bogs once used this very pen.

>> No.16250929

I'm not selling you that pen, it's not for sale.

>> No.16250935

>>16250839
Sometimes when you shove it up there, the kind people here at 4chan gives you free linkies

>> No.16251007

>>16250831
Piece of shit can't even execute smart contracts

>> No.16251012

But you don't need the pen - you are perfect just the way you are

>> No.16251028

Its black, so if you buy it you can imagine what it's like to own a black slave and put it to work.

>> No.16251036

>>16250831
1000 EOY!!!!

>> No.16251054

>>16250929
Of course it is, everything has a price.
Now tell me how much you want

>> No.16251056

>>16250831
If you buy this pen from me for 3$, then shove it up your ass, ill give you 100 links worth 300$

>> No.16251091

>>16250831
I have genetically modified your ear that it can only function with the pen inserted. Now buy it for 3 million USD so that you'll not be disabled

>> No.16251124
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16251124

BUY THE PEN, BUY IT NOW!!!

>> No.16251136
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16251136

>>16250831
If you stick it up your ass you might get enough money to buy two more pens. Repeat. It's a infinite money machine.

>> No.16251165

>>16250831
why write with a pen when you can use DMme in 2 months and make 2,000% gains in 2020.

>> No.16251180

>>16250831

The pen may or may not be a secret crypto puzzle with 1 btc in it. $500

>> No.16252215

This pen solves the oracle problem

>> No.16252250

it does what you want it to do. how fucking rare is that today?

>> No.16252395

>>16250831
yo anon, grab a paper and write your name
what's that?
no pen?
well supply and demand baby
BUY THE FUCKING PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.16252431

No anon, Ferrum. Stick with a safer 1000%.

>> No.16252468

>>16252215
kek

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>>16250831

>> No.16252486

It comes with 10 link

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>>16252215
ill give you $1000 for it

>> No.16252522

>>16250831
You can sniff it and it will get you high sorta

>> No.16252591

>>16250831
take the cap off before inserting into pooper, and enjoy the visuals. have a fren nearby to phone emergency services though