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[Anonymous No.16249857]

My name is Ari Juels.

I'm 40 years old.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.
ln the morning, if my face is a little pufffy, I'll put on a MICROSOFT PARTNERSHIP while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a 1000 USD worth now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a DeepMind cleanser lotion.
In the shower, I use a FUD-activated green dildo.
Then a honey-OpenLaw bodyscrub.
And on the face, an exfoliating smartcontract.
Then I apply an DOCUSIGN facialmasque,
which leave on for two years while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no literally whos,
because scamcoins dry your wallet out and make you look poorer.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-FUD eye balm,
followed by a final moisturizing staking lotion.

There is an idea of a Ari Juels.
Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me.
Only an entity-- something geometric.
And though I can hide my cold gaze...
and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours...
and may be you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable,
I simply am not there.

[Anonymous No.16249896]

I like american psycho too fren

[Anonymous No.16249976]

>>16249857
Subtle

[Anonymous No.16249999]

>>16249896
I also like American Psycho

[Anonymous No.16250022]

>>16249999
Keked and checked, hi fomoyolomofo

[Anonymous No.16250030]

>>16249999
It’s /our movie/

[Anonymous No.16250036]

>>16250022
Double dubs confirm. We are just winning.

[Anonymous No.16250037]

>>16249999
Juels’em!

[Anonymous No.16250040]

>>16249999
>fomohomoyolomofo
another twatter literal who

[Anonymous No.16250060]

>>16250040
>t. even more literal who twitter fag

[Anonymous No.16250090]

>>16250040
Kek dont argue with quads newfag.