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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.16242593

>>16242578
You can stay with me if I can hit your mom

>> No.16242611

give her all your linkies for those tendies

>> No.16242616

This pasta will be in history books

>> No.16242644

How did you do last month, anon?

>> No.16243547

Do not fret OP, just rape your mom into submission.

>> No.16243603

>>16242578
Hey I love you anon, I never post, but I love you.

>> No.16243729

>>16242578
oh wow havent seen this copy pasta in a few weeks. anyone falling for it needs to get a clue this is old pasta and its a stupid thread

>> No.16243997

>>16242578
based pricecheckanon

>> No.16244040

Can't wait til your mom is only asking for 0.5 Link. We will all be celebrating with you on that day anon.

>> No.16244062

>>16243997
Its rentanon