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>> No.16240048

>>16240047
POO

>> No.16240066

>>16240048

IN TOILETS

>> No.16240090
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When Link dies, the /bizl/ tears will sustain me for weeks, maybe even months. I shall descend upon this board like a wolf upon a lamb, and bask in the unending impotent rage that this board will pump out. I will gaze upon the suicide threads and rage posts, and drink deep of their whining. When they actually start livestreaming their own suicides and self-mutilation, I'll know true ecstasy.

I don't think my penis will ever be harder than it will be when a million /biz/ tards cry out in itty bitty white boi penis fury simultaneously.

They'll try to convince themselves it was a "new aqusition" for the chainlink team. They'll try to convince themselves that the Jews had pulled a fast one on them.

"We will riot!" They will say. "Race war!" "Day of the rope!" they will cry.

Time will pass, and they will do nothing because they only talk. They are too cowardly and weak to do anything

But best of all, none of their bitching will balm the pain of knowing that their God Emperor, their hero, Sergay Nazareth, will go down in history as an embarrassment, as an amusing footnote at best, as the loud obnoxious asshole who who dumped 700k Chainstink on a bunch of NEETs. The entire nation KNOWS that Sergay is a literal criminal, that he's practically bathed in the blood of a thousand LINKtard suicides at that point. But all this only drives home just how little the people of the internet think of LINK. After all his bullshit, his dumps, his lies, they STILL see Sergay as being superior to RLC. When the denizens of /biz/ come to this realization of their hypocrisy, they shall know true, soul-crushing, all-encompassing despair. Exquisite shall be their pain. I will look into their eyes and watch their spirit break, and won't reach my climax a moment sooner.

I need to fap.

>> No.16240099

>>16240090
Link will never die
It's too big to fail now

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>>16240099
Gravel niggers will perish

>> No.16240190

>>16240048
ON

>> No.16240200

>>16240190
LINKIES that is why their shit is called stinkies

>> No.16240223 [DELETED] 

>>16240190
LANTREENS

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>>16240047
lol whoops