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16234664 No.16234664 [Reply] [Original]

I work as a Canadian plumber. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, that's right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.
I started work at 5:00 AM today. I was able to install 3 boilers each giving me ~3000$ per. I unclogged 3 toilets each giving me ~600$ each for 30 minutes of work. I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.

You really need this heat exchanger upgrade to your heating system!! It's looking really old and your pipes could burst any moment.
Even though its completely fine i'll just bill them for a $900 part that was in perfect working condition.

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "chainlinks , howdoos, holochains, and rlccucks" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money..
Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realise that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in the trades because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.
Enjoy staying poor

>> No.16234674

Cope harder toilet jockey

>> No.16234677

Post the irrigation technician one

>> No.16234704

>>16234664
>canadian dollars
So you made like what, 5 US dollars?
Congrats

>> No.16234718

>>16234664
Based turd wrangler

>> No.16234731

sure but at the end of the day you're a fucking plumber lmao

>> No.16234911

Image source?

>> No.16235027
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>>16234664
Can someone make a tradie version of this?

>> No.16235038
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>>16234911
>Image source?

>> No.16235061

>>16234664
Larp detected.
Everybody knows leafs haven’t discovered pipes and use open sewers and wells.

>> No.16235112

>>16234664
$600 for unclogging toilets. That is more ludicrous than anything about BTC. Who in the fuck would pay that much to unclog a toilet? Seriously, did you hand them the bill at gun point?

>> No.16235122

>>16234664
Nice bait larp, $600 to unclog a toilet?

>> No.16235123

>>16235038
Help a fellow coomer out

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>>16234664
and now this is the character you settle for in life, you see every man becomes something, you know, Hey, its the *X* guy! Everyone has one of those, you know, the suite or tailor guy, the tech guy, the law guy, the finance guy, and now, you will be the plumber guy, im not sure what sort of value you may place on that, for me, profession is character