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Its been a long, long two years folks. But now everything is coming to fruition. The apex of your life is moments away, and if you play your cards right, you might even make it straight to the top. I know its been tough. But we had a lot of work to do, and now its all coming together. Staking, microsoft, openlaw, docusign. Just a keystroke away. What do you think, should I click?

I think I will tonight. Strap in, boys.

>> No.16232183

L A R P

>> No.16232188

>>16232142
fuck you faggot, as far as i can tell its never going above $3 again.

>> No.16232196

>>16232183
Call me larp, call me imposter, call me untrue. Nothing will matter. Just one email away.

>> No.16232200

>>16232142
can for once
just once
you faggot larpers be real for once
do it pussy
do it

>> No.16232213

>>16232142
It's all so tiresome.

>>16232196
>I'm going to send an email
lolwut

>> No.16232261

>>16232196
put me in cc plox thx

>> No.16232265

>>16232196
your turd cutter is going to look like a donut after i am done glazing it with semen

>> No.16232291

Just fucking stop already. At the very fucking least only respond to the larps who put in some effort. This “I reveal for dubs and trips” and “something big is happening tomorrow” shit has to stop. Stop giving the low iq larps attention. Make them put some fucking effort into them if you are going to give them attention.

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>>16232142
42
insider-her here

>> No.16232332

Isn’t it obvious that larps like these are cringey and bad on purpose? Like, it’s meant to be a joke

>> No.16232354

Hi Grichka and Igor,

Just to give you an update on our marketing campaign. I believe we have finally reached the saturation point for false hope. Now would be an optimum time to commence your plan.

Kind regards
Sergey Nazarov

>> No.16232380

>>16232188
The second is goes above $3 I’m dumping these heavy ass bags. Fed up with this shit and if you guys make it without me, I’m happy for you all

>> No.16232393

>>16232196
pump my bags now pls sirgay ill suck your dick too after daddy

>> No.16232446

checked and tiresomd

>> No.16232461

>>16232354
Sergey,

Have they bought?

-B

>> No.16232470

>>16232291
seriously JANNIES can we get a ban on these threads for a few weeks so the memes can evolve

stale as fuck desu

>> No.16232478

>>16232380
Do not lose hope fren

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>>16232142
kys OP. pls.

>> No.16232669

>>16232142
Just pull the trigger to end this once and for all

>> No.16232689

i think we are going to crash to 80 cents

sergey needs to test all these nulinkers hands who think they can make it investing this year

>> No.16232706

I'M A MUSLIM MAN BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT PREGNANT SERGEY REALLY TURNS ME ON. I KEEP FANTASIZING ABOUT PUTTING MY SEED INSIDE HIM AND WATCHING NEW LIFE GROW... WE GET MARRIED, HE GIVES BIRTH, AND WE RAISE THAT BABY UNDER THE BLESSINGS OF ALLAH. I WANT TO HOLD HANDS WITH SERGEY, AND LOOKING INTO HIS EYES SAY 'I LOVE YOU.' I THINK OF MYSELF TAKING OUR SON TO HIS FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL, WATCHING THAT STRONG AND MASCULINE BOY DEVELOP AMAZING COMPUTER SKILLS LIKE HIS DAD.

SERGEY WOULD BE THE IDEAL PARTNER FOR ANY MAN WISHING TO START A FAMILY. HIS GREAT GENES GIVE HIM A COMBINATION OF ASSERTIVENESS, STRENGTH, AND INTELLIGENCE. IF SERGEY IS ABLE TO GET PREGNANT, HE HAS TO HAVE A UTERUS; IF HE HAS A UTERUS, HE CAN ONLY BE A WOMAN IN THE EYES OF ALLAH. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

OK, I CAN'T HIDE THIS ANYMORE. IT'S COMING FROM DEEP INSIDE OF ME... THIS DESIRE TO SHOUT...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! YES, AND I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE. I WAS ATTRACTED TO THIS COMMUNITY BECAUSE OF THE FEELING OF BROTHERHOOD THAT IT CREATES. TOGETHER WE ARE ONE. WE ARE ABOVE GENDER DIVISIONS AND CATEGORIES. CHAINLINK, AS YOU KNOW, IS A GAY SEX POSITION WHERE MEN STICK THEIR DICKS INTO EACH OTHER'S ASSES TO FORM A LINK.

TODAY, I DECLARE CHAINLINK TO BE THE CURRENCY OF THE LGBT COMMUNITY.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>> No.16232707

>>16232142
My man just stop already youre ruining the board, 1-2 a day is enough any more youre too obvious

Sage

>> No.16232715

I've lost out on literally millions by selling 3 times before I should have- first with Neo, then with Loopring, then with ark. Each time right after I sold the coin entered it's super moon phase, sometimes as early as a few hours later. I logged on today to sell my chain link but haven't pulled the trigger.

>> No.16232756

>>16232142
This one is juicy

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what are we thinkin?

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>>16232291
call janice you bitch

>> No.16232816

>>16232142
just do it man. your saving someones life

>> No.16232886

>>16232142
Click a way

>> No.16232971

>>16232816
This