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>the largest cup and handle of all time forming
This is gonna be huge...

>> No.16229682

>>16229662
Eric Holder had Paul Walker assassinated to cover up his illegal gun smuggling operation in Mexico known as Fast and Furious

>> No.16229768

>>16229662
It looks so comically bullish that it makes me think that the moon will be historic, since it hasn’t shot up yet. It is the equivalent to edging for 10 hours straight

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>>16229768
>>16229682
>pseudoscience

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>>16229768
This will go down in history as the biggest coom ever

>> No.16229819

>>16229662
So when do you faggots think it will breakout

>> No.16229820

>>16229662
Where do you see a cup and handle fren

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>>16229662
just like the rest of the cup and handles were suppose to go up right haha

>> No.16229838

>>16229820
His dopamine is running low, this Russian stablecoin is going back to the coffee cup standard by eod

>> No.16229859

>>16229820
It's a cup and handle with a negative Slope on daily candles.... So basically a crap shoot

>> No.16229918

>>16229796
Historically it’ll be referred to as the great coom

>> No.16229928

>>16229662
That’s not a fucking cup and handle dumb dumb

>> No.16229943

>>16229791
>>16229682
Guns also ended up in Paris terror attacks

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>coffee cup and handle

>> No.16229952
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>>16229662
a huge DUMP

>> No.16229956

>>16229918
>>16229796
Golden bull coom

>> No.16229974

Thats not a cup and handle retard

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i really cant belive that i only invested $1,500 into this project a couple years ago it was my entire savings

im only 19 and my dad would be proud of me i rmeber you all saying to check back in two years well im here.

thanks 4chan /biz/

>> No.16230058

>>16230034
congrats bro

>> No.16230078

>>16229662
It looks like head and shoulders to me.

>> No.16230090

I hope you linkies are ready. Tomorrow’s the big day, congratulations!

>> No.16230108

>>16230034
Yes im sure your dad would be so proud of his little 19 year old boy for being addicted to cp filled anime forums

>> No.16230225

>>16230034
congratz kiddo, but why only 1900?

>> No.16230257

>>16229768
Sergey has been edging us for years bro. We are all gonna coom so hard.

>> No.16230295

>>16230108
Seething nolinkers

>> No.16230306

>>16229943
Also at El Chapo's house

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singularity

>> No.16230367

>>16229662
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>> No.16230406

>>16229768
>>16229768
Dude there is a pasta about this lmao Sergey edging...its been a year at least since I saw it

>> No.16230552

>>16230034
brings tears to my eyes
don't cock it up

>> No.16231495

>>16230034
You are rich and this doesn't sound like anything spectacular. Who the fuck is 19 years old and has $1500 to speculate or gamble ? Think about it .........college friends or middle class does not have $1500 to gamble . You sharing this story is the equivalent to Trump preaching he made it on his own.

> his dads small loan of 1 million

> your 19 so your parents small loan

Remember to pay them back

>> No.16231526

>>16231495
>virtue signaling this hard
ok boomer

>> No.16231658

>>16231495
Well when you work at the age of 16 and have no expenses, you kinda have expendable income.

>> No.16231700

>>16230034
Congrats anon. Invest in dividend paying stocks next

>> No.16231702

>>16231495
>This is your mind on communism

Honestly just pushing normal people further right.

>> No.16231753

>>16230034
You’re making it, Anon. So prouf.

>> No.16231757

>>16231495

Its not a privilage.
Many people work from a young age. working from 16 and saving it while living with parents and having no bills will easily net you more than 1500$ at 19/20.
Speculating with it at 19 is actually way better. you will not even remember 1500$ 5 years form then let alone 10 years. 1500$ is a fucking blip in your life. its nothing.

buying LINK wit hthat is the single most forward thinking a 19 year old could do with it. way worth it.

Personally, i think its the middle class privileged kids who will moan about it being a trump small loan of 1 million situation. Not at all. Many working class kids work younger and dont go to college or work and go to college while their middle class brothers get it paid for and go straight to college or never work till they graduate.

>> No.16231797

>>16230034
Way to go kiddo.

>>16230108
S E E T H I N G
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>> No.16231812

>>16231495
Get a job.

>> No.16231992

>>16229791
>t. brainlet
enjoy your miserable life

>> No.16232002

>>16230034
>7k LINK
hold that for 3 years and you'll be a billionaire unironically

>> No.16232085

>>16231526
Ok reddit

>> No.16232211

>>16230034
Good luck stranger !
RemindMe! 2years

>> No.16232301

>>16232002
142,000/link in 3 years time. You heard it here first.

>> No.16232691

>>16231495
>20K
>you are rich
Wut? That is merely enough to have enough to eat and a roof over your head for a year if you live like a poor fag in the West. Sure this might be rich in Central Africa or in some backwater Indian Province. But come on, 20K is poorfag status

>> No.16232704

>>16230034
based and /makeit/pilled