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LINK is now a stablecoin and there is nothing you can do about it

>> No.16229660

It will be a stable coin until the rocket launches

>> No.16229666

>>16229647
>stablecoin
>trendline goes up

>> No.16229687

stable like a FOX

>> No.16229705

>>16229666
It’s keeping up with inflation

>> No.16229781

I remember when it was a stable coin around 45¢

>> No.16229897
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16229897

>Hey you, want to be rich?
You look around and see nothing. Weird, you swear you just heard a voice...
>Yeah you! You aren't hearing things. I'll ask again: Do you want to be rich?
You still see nothing, but the promise of riches definitely has you interested. "Who are you, what do you mean?"
>You know me, I am Chainlink! I am a trustless, decentralized, middleware oracle network which will allow you to deterministically get legacy data into blockchain-agnostic smart contracts. If you buy my token, LINK, you will become rich beyond your wildest imaginations!
"You are right, Chainlink, I do know you. I have read your whitepaper and know that you are supposed to be stable, pegged to the price of a cup of coffee. How is it then that I will become rich by buying your token?"
>Don't worry anon, I guarantee we will be going to the moon. Hop on board quick, we wouldn't want to miss out, would we?
You agree and sell all your possessions - including a kidney and a testicle - to go all in on LINK. "Ok Chainlink, I am on board. When is the moon mission going to happen?"
>Tonight.
You can hardly contain your excitement! The minutes pass so slowly you are unsure if you can bear it. Minutes turn to hours, hours into days, days into weeks, weeks into months, months into years. The price of LINK remains unchanged. "Why have you done this to me, Chainlink? I trusted you, you told me it was happening TONIGHT! Now my youth has faded and you remain the same; stable.
>It is your own fault for expecting otherwise, you even claim to have read my whitepaper. It's in my nature, I couldn't help it.

>> No.16229917

It was a stablecoin when it was at 1 and the it pumped to 4 you fucking nigger

>> No.16229981
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>>16229647
You faggots said link was a stable coin, $1 ago

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>>16229647
>muh stablecoin