/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16204909]

/biz/ I’m a complete loser. I’m 32 years old, still live with parents, have only $65 saved, never had a girlfriend, and own only 116 LINK. I’m basically a NEET. How do I make it by the next bull run?

[Anonymous No.16204916]

>>16204909
Get a job and put everything you can i to link

[Anonymous No.16204917]

don't worry fren, 116 is a pretty big stack. you are 16 more links than a suicide stack.

[Anonymous No.16204931]

What the fuck did I sell all of my stocks for if it was 100 and not 10,000? Thanks, just sold 9,900 LINK

[Anonymous No.16204933]

>>16204916
I’ve only had a job once in my life...it was only for 3 weeks at Walmart. I was yelled at and quit, ever since then, I’ve had no motivation to work. Would anyone hire me based on my empty resume?

[Anonymous No.16204937]

>>16204909
32 and still living with your parents is rough. Get a job and move out. I did it at 18 halfway during my final year at school. Got an internship then a job. You can do it you just need to be determined. You'll be alright free.

[Anonymous No.16204938]

>>16204933
well you seem to have a talent for posting thots :^) maybe you can put "professional thot poster" on your resume.

[Anonymous No.16204940]

>>16204909
what have you done your entire life?
I know a guy whos 34, still living at home and still a virgin. big fucking manchild but at least he held several jobs in his life. Im honestly curious how you could end up at 30+ and have never done anything in your life arent your parents giving you shit nonstop to get your life together? my folks wouldve long kicked me out...

[Anonymous No.16204949]

>>16204909
You’ll make it bull run after next. This is what anons mean when they say “you had two years”

[Anonymous No.16204961]

Get a fucking job losers.. so sick of you lazy ass fucks sucking off the tit of us who put in the time.. fuck you.. I look forward to civil war so I can add you to the list to go

[Anonymous No.16204977]

>>16204909
Throw that $65 as gas in your car and drive to a construction site and start doing hard labor. You’ll get fit aswell. Throw every dollar into link and congratulations you’ve made it

[Anonymous No.16205002]

>>16204937
Would any company hire a 32 year old loser with basically no work history?

>>16204940
I’ve done nothing, I didn’t even attend college. I almost joined the army but wimped out. I’m very spoiled and not afraid to admit I’m a manchild. My parents don’t force me to do anything

[Anonymous No.16205063]

>>16205002
are your parents rich? you might not have to do anything at all, fren :^)

[Anonymous No.16205084]

>>16205002
like what do you do all day OP? how do you pay for anything? do your parents give you an allowance? Im not trying to bash you Im seriously curios as I cant fathom how you could end up like that. Im 34 so only 2 years older than you and I always worked some kind of job since I was 13 years old.

[Anonymous No.16205094]

>>16204909
get a job. stay with parents. buy alot of Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.16205097]

>>16205002
Lie

[Anonymous No.16205104]

>>16204916
Financial suicide 101. Enter the cult

[Anonymous No.16205107]

>>16204937
Drop contact and I will let you use me as reference. I own a small computer repair business, will say you worked for me for 4 years.

[Anonymous No.16205113]

>>16204933
How are you getting healthcare? Do you just not have insurance?

[Anonymous No.16205115]

>>16204909
A shitty situation anon, if i were you i would stop holding Link and begin margin trading x25 leverage.

[Anonymous No.16205116]

>>16204977
>out of shape 32 year old NEET starts construction for the first time

He'll quit in a few days at most.

[Anonymous No.16205129]

>>16204909
It's okay, anon. I am in the same boat except with 600k in student loans. you're in better place than where I am right now.

[Anonymous No.16205137]

>>16205107
What country? I have a job though.

[Anonymous No.16205154]

>>16205063
No, parents are middle class

>>16205084
I don’t pay for anything. I’m in my room a lot and just browse 4chan, watch the news, play video games. My parents don’t force me to do anything. I was thinking of trying to be a twitch streamer.

>>16205113
No insurance at all

>>16205116
I’m 213 lbs, yeah I don’t know if I can do a construction job

[Anonymous No.16205161]

>>16204909
Start lifting
Improve your diet
20 min of prayer/mediation a day
Start volunteering an hour a week somewhere

[Anonymous No.16205165]

>>16205084
Im a 22 year old neet. It not hard. You buy a video game once a year maybe. You spend most of your days shitposting and watching illegally downloaded media. He probably goes shopping for his parents and cooks them dinner once in while. The only time he eats out is in the company of his parents who pay for it.

Altogether he probably costs about 200 bucks a month so from an economic standpoint the parents just don't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.16205176]

>>16205154
You need health insurance man you aren't getting any younger. You should be going in for dental cleaning twice a year and getting check up/blood work done annually. At least try to get on medicaid or something

[Anonymous No.16205186]

>>16205154
oh come on you're trolling right. heh. nobody is THIS pathetic. good 1 bro. you got us :^). excellent b8!

[Anonymous No.16205188]

>>16205165
>Altogether he probably costs about 200 bucks a month
>I'm a neet

You have no fucking clue how expensive life actually is.

[Anonymous No.16205207]

29 living with parents (moved back after living years on my own). Over 50k Link. Can't really escape any other way if Link doesn't make it. I am studying atm.

[Anonymous No.16205217]

>>16205207
Got like $1k of real money, all else on Chainlink

this better work out /biz/ I already lost my career in government years ago and my independent adulthood only lasted 7 years and now back in parent's basement

[Anonymous No.16205219]

>>16205176
Don't listen to this faggot.

Here's what you must do.
No fap
No vidya
No internet
No food
No drugs
Five days straight. It will be a total cleanse of the body and mind. After this or during start going for walks. Start working out. Its going to take a year of dedication but work out until you are a hunk. Become a male titty streamer.

[Anonymous No.16205226]

>>16204917
1k link is a suicide stack. you had two years.

[Anonymous No.16205236]

>>16205219
He should be taking care of his physical and mental wellbeing in addition to what I said retard. They aren't mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.16205246]

>>16205188
I live near the beach and work landscaping and dishwashing. I'm homeless, but I have no costs, put 700 dollars a week into link. Other than that 50$ a month on my phone bill, 100$ a month for my car. I get my meals from the restaurant, and if I ever need to fix something car related I bring it to my boss' house. But my car and phone aren't necessary I could get a bike and use the library, I just enjoy listening to music in my car.

Point is, you can live off nothing if youre decently charismatic and have enough drive. Being homeless is actually a good way to save money as long as you aren't a drug addict.

[Anonymous No.16205278]

>>16205246
>literal homeless people invest heavily into Link
This explains a lot.

[Anonymous No.16205281]

>>16205188
Yes i do and that's likely how much he costs.

He doesn't have to pay rent. The house has already been payed or mortgaged with his childhood room included. Chances are the parents weren't planning on moving to a smaller house after he left or even renting it.
Heating? You don't touch it and you simply enjoy the heating your parents use.

The only cost of living is his food as he has no hobbies. He's practically a fucking monk. What other costs besides maybe electricity would he rack up? Its not as though they have to pay more for internet the more data he uses.

Don't be a fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.16205312]

>>16205219
This is a good idea.
Well maybe not the no food for five days, wtf
But reset your mind.
Spend the time reflecting and meditating.

Then get a fucking job. Assuming you can figure out how to talk to people, Call Center or Retail Customer Service. Tell them you're ambitious and eager to learn and want to be developed into management. If you don't fuck it up you'll be a supervisor in a year or two, then manager, etc.

Calling yourself a loser doesn't help. Forget the last fifteen years, just start now.

[Anonymous No.16205323]

>>16205281
this guys right. there are many such cases of neets living at home and parents just not giving a fuck because it costs next to nothing so w/e

[Anonymous No.16205348]

>>16205323
>this guys
I think you might be mistaken in who your company is on this website.

[Anonymous No.16205357]

>>16205312
No food is neccessary he likely has a poor diet and in the boredom of doing nothing he will turn to food as a way to kill time

[Anonymous No.16205365]

>>16204909
Make up work experience on your resume and make the references your friends. It’s not like you’re getting into any Fortune 500 where they actually check this shit. You should be able to get at least 20 dollars an hour doing cdl driving or manufacturing gigs. Don’t be a beta bitch apple to a 100 jobs. Know you’re resume inside and out... Jesus Christ you’re a dimwit.... 10k stack of links here 25 year old engineer... I never post seriously on this board.. this is my good deed for the year.

[Anonymous No.16205480]

>>16205365
>this is my good deed for the year.
Fucking finally, it's already November.

[Anonymous No.16205499]

>>16204909

OP you're going to have to learn to be uncomfortable if you ever want to get anywhere in life.

you really only have two choices, continue to live comfortably but in fear, with your parents always there to bail you out until they pass.
OR
you man up, get over yourself and your fears and accept that you're going to fuck up and it's not the end of the world.
you got yelled at at walmart? you were probably doing something wrong. you're a fucking NEET, you don't know how to do very many things so people are going to get irritated with you. either keep trying till you get something right or give up and keep leeching off your parents. fucking up isn't the problem, giving up is.


SIDENOTE

does anyone have any suggestions for weekend work i can do for extra cash? ill be starting at amazon in a couple weeks but theres gotta be something out there that i could make more doing.

[Anonymous No.16205562]

>>16205281
>He doesn't have to pay rent
>living space is free

No fucking clue what it's like out there, to pay bills and support yourself or others as well. Also there is more to cost then "well you were already paying for it".

[Anonymous No.16205563]

lol at all these people giving advice.
This faggot cant be fixed.

[Anonymous No.16205568]

>>16205348
open bobs or don't be stay hear dear

[Anonymous No.16205861]

>>16205499
I said it before, Call Center or retail customer service.
It doesn't require any experience.
You only need to show that you can communicate effectively. i.e., don't fuck up the interview.
If you're dressed like you want the job, don't look like a fucking slob, answer questions well, and talk about how you want to listen to a customer's needs and solve their problems as efficiently and thoroughly as possible, you've got the job.

Weekends part time, late nights or early mornings, those are the difficult shifts to hire. So if you want to work weekends there's definitely jobs available.

t. 15 years of call center management.

[Anonymous No.16205925]

>>16205278
being homeless is a lifestyle, even when link is 1000$ i will continue to be homeless, its a scam to pay for housing. Why pay 600$ a month to sleep somewhere when youre literally in a state of unconsciousness for those 7 hours?

[Anonymous No.16206026]

>>16205925
>not waking up in a warm comfy bed
>not making breakfast in your kitchen
>not shitposting from your comfy chair

Much much more. You're coping.

[Anonymous No.16206124]

>>16206026
ive never had a bed before so im not missing anything
i get breakfast where i work
i shitpost from my comfy car chair listening to my favourite music

[Anonymous No.16206235]

>>16204909
Get ResumeMaker on pirate bay and bullshit your way through the Functional format.

[Anonymous No.16206302]

>>16205562
I'm not a NEET anymore. You can't name a single other cost. You're just ass mad at this point.
Maybe you come from a poor family where boomers plan to sell their family homes at 60 and move back into a 2 room apartment to retire but 99% of middle class boomers do not do this. In fact 99% first world humans do not plan on doing that lmao.

So I'll ask again. What does a neet cost really when your parents aren't planning on renting out your room to 20 year old hipsters. They cost almost nothing and honestly people at retirement age are pretty lonely so they'll probably secretly enjoy the company you provide.

[Anonymous No.16206320]

>>16206026
>not waking up in nature
>not making breakfast over a campfire
>not shitposting
You will never know what true comfy is until you've experienced true uncomfy

[Anonymous No.16206342]

>>16205097
This

[Anonymous No.16206496]

>>16204933
Once you fall off the bike like that it can be hard to get back on. But it's not impossible by any means man. Generally speaking it's in everyone's interest for young males to be working. For everyone to be working.
You could lie about why you haven't been able to work.
Try public service jobs. I personally work for a hospital in medical records and this kind of work requires very little social skills etc.
But maybe try through an agency or something as they might be better equipped to deal with someone in your scenario.
But don't give up mang. You can definitely get work. Or start your own business. Whatever.
And we all understand how soul crushing in a Walmart or whatever can be too. I worked in my country's equivalent when I was 18 and it was SO much worse than my current job I 100% can see why you left. I was very nearly the same.

[Anonymous No.16206543]

>>16205107
Fucking gent.

[Anonymous No.16206644]

>>16205097
>>16206342
Shoo away now normalfags
>>16206496
He didn't fall off the bike, he jumped off and broke both his legs. He's a young man anymore.

[Anonymous No.16206674]

>>16204909
West texas oil fields, they will literally hire anyone who owns a pair of steel toe boots. Once you're there and get a job it's simple enough to build a life around that, the pay averages starting around 18$ an hour

[Anonymous No.16206698]

>>16204916
This and then get a LOAN and buy 1 bitcoin

[Anonymous No.16206795]

>>16205246
How much LINK do you have?

[Anonymous No.16206835]

>60 replies
>0 mention of kneepads
biz...

[Anonymous No.16206836]

>>16204933
Amazon hires anybody. A fast food McJob. If you invested a couple thousand in a cdl school, any mega company will hire you, but you'll most likely be stuck doing long haul. Lyft and Uber or any food delivery service.

You will NEVER make it op, but theres opportunities out there to still wage slave and live a working mans life

[Anonymous No.16206864]

>>16206835
Not even kneepads can help him anon, not even LINK can help him at this point

[Anonymous No.16206922]

>>16204909
it's never too late to start over and work towards something you like or something that you think will help you make it as long as you put in the effort. keep your 116 stinkies but don't bet everything on them. t. boomer

[Anonymous No.16206959]

>>16204909
invest in serveral smallcap coins that has the potential for 100x

I got a couple hundred bucks in UOS myself

[Anonymous No.16206995]

>>16204909
Work out. Go to FIT and learn. Get a job, man. You're 32 years old for godsake.

[Anonymous No.16207006]

>>16206835
>>16206864
What about kneepads? what do you mean

[Anonymous No.16207064]

>>16204909
>>16204933
Exact same as you, except I'm probably worse off for now.
>32 yrs old
>live with parents
>no insurance either, can't qualify for medicaid because my dad makes over the minimum but he's paying for obamacare for him and my mom
>bank closed my account for being negative $465 for 5 months, can't open another bank account until I pay
>no crypto

What I'm going to do this week though is go to my local warehouse where they're offering $10 an hour work, 12 hours a day, 6 days a week for a manufacturing supplier. They're a staffing agency so I'm sure they will take me tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.16207122]

>>16205104
This heh heh it's just a cult and a meme nothing else to it yesiree don't buy chainlink

[Anonymous No.16207205]

>>16206959
>OP has literally no money to his name
>slavic satsgang scammer: "OOH, AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHILL MY SCAM!"

slavs really have no souls, it must be from the decades of communism, it turned you all into demons

[Anonymous No.16207238]

>>16206320
It's called camping and you don't have to be homeless first to do it.

[Anonymous No.16207455]

>>16206674
It's not the 80s/90s anymore... How are people this stupid.

The US government could kill literally 80% of US citizens before they'd begin to notice people going missing.

[Anonymous No.16208046]

>>16207455
What? They're always hiring in the oil fields.

[Anonymous No.16209359]

>>16204909
Just pretend you were in a foreign country and have decided to move back, and are looking for a job. Try warehouse work, forklift driving, etc.

[Anonymous No.16210431]

>>16204933
Go with Amazon warehouse, brah. Hopefully you don't get stuck in stow cause that job is gay as fuck. On the upside you don't really have to deal with customers and shit like that.