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16200348 No.16200348 [Reply] [Original]

>BOOM!

That's all it takes for the FBI to raid your house and buy Chainlink using your terminal.

What are you doing to protect yourself against FOMO wageys?

>> No.16200363
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16200363

I have a literal hand cannon

>> No.16200369

>>16200363

Be careful with that, anon. You'll shoot your eye out, and mommy will be sad.

>> No.16200381

>>16200369
I'm pretty much a self trained navy seal/ranger tier operator

>> No.16200389

>>16200381
Gay

>> No.16200398

>>16200381

>self trained navy seal/ranger tier operator

oooooooookay anon... don't disrespect our armed forced with your quacky titles. If you really are Navy, thank you for your service. But you wouldn't lie to me on the Internet now would you?

>> No.16200416
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16200416

>thank you for your service

>> No.16200419

>>16200348
>implying the FBI knows my PIN
>implying I can't defend myself

>> No.16200454

>>16200363
>gay nike nig slippers

>> No.16200463

>>16200381
What the fuck did you just fucking say, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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16200470

>>16200348
I get a call from my friends on the inside before they are even in my neighborhood stinkie

>> No.16200475

>>16200363
We got a BADASS over here guys. Did you see his Nike’s too? So fucking cool lemme snap this

>> No.16200516

WOOF WOOF

>> No.16200527

>>16200463
I'd like to see you try manlet

>> No.16200533
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16200533

THE ONLY LEGIT ANSWER:

Moving out of the United States to Switzerland