$5 Waiting Room

[Anonymous No.16197416]

Hey there guys,

Just wanted to drop by to throw you a bone.

God knows you deserve it. Your patience and belief in our project really hasn’t gone unnoticed.

I can’t go into details (obviously) but just keep your eyes on Twitter tomorrow because something big is swiftly approaching.

When I say “big” I mean to say that if you hold more than 500 LINK you’re going to instantly attain financial freedom for the rest of your life.

I guess all I can say is that you guys are finally going to taste the dream you’ve been imagining for so long.

Congratulations my friends. Stay humble and enjoy your new lives.

[Anonymous No.16197443]

You mean like I can take my OA 15 and shot up sisha bars without going to jail. Oh boy that will be fun. Thx anon

[Anonymous No.16197475]

>>16197443
I bet you shit on the streets, street shitter.

[Anonymous No.16197483]

>>16197416
YOU SAID THIS YESTERDAY YOU FUCKING LIAR, I BOUGHT 750 LINKIES, IT WAS ALL I COULD AFFORD, AND I’M NO BETTER OFF THAN I WAS BEFORE!

[Anonymous No.16197535]

500x5=$25000
>financial freedom
Kys pajeet

[Anonymous No.16197540]

Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

[Anonymous No.16197542]

>>16197483
Hahahahahaggagahahaga

[Anonymous No.16197549]

[Anonymous No.16197664]

>>16197483
Same i bought this week, i’m only up 16% you motherfucker

[Anonymous No.16197670]

>>16197475
In the mountains we shit into creeks sir

[Anonymous No.16197688]

I’m really excited for you guys. Wish I could say more

[Anonymous No.16197692]

Hey there guys,

Just wanted to drop by to throw you a bone.

God knows you deserve it. Your patience and belief in our project really hasn’t gone unnoticed.

I can’t go into details (obviously) but just keep your eyes on Twitter tomorrow because something big is swiftly approaching.

When I say “big” I mean to say that if you hold more than 500 LINK you’re going to instantly attain financial freedom for the rest of your life.

I guess all I can say is that you guys are finally going to taste the dream you’ve been imagining for so long.

Congratulations my friends. Stay humble and enjoy your new lives.

[Anonymous No.16197697]

its all so tiresome. oh well, back to waging Monday when nothing happens.

[Anonymous No.16197732]

>>16197475
how rude, no one from the cl team would be this rude, I'm calling LARP