Made a Tinder bc girlfriend is getting fat

[Anonymous No.16182642]

>match with girl
>set up blowjob with said girl
>op is pretty attractive so this is somewhat normal
>op drives to pick up drunk girl from bar
>get to bar and wait for girl
>op’s gf then texts op screencap revealing she is the drunk thirsty girl
>she got me
Do all long term relationships go to shit? Are there men out there that genuinely do not wish they were banging hot girls all the time and are satisfied with their partners?
t. been on nofap for two years.

[Anonymous No.16182675]

yes

[Anonymous No.16182680]

Maybe tell the fucking pig she is getting fat
Also larp

[Anonymous No.16182684]

>>16182642
Hahahahaha, oh boy. You fucked up OP. Why was she on tinder in the first place?

Biz needs more posts like this. And you're talking about your dick not working in the screen cap, what's the hell man.

[Anonymous No.16182706]

you cant have sex after one drink?

[Anonymous No.16182720]

>Are there men out there that genuinely do not wish they were banging hot girls all the time and are satisfied with their partners?
Some men prefer the investment of commitment and the idea of settling down with someone they love.

[Anonymous No.16182724]

I recently told my gf I'm a man and always gonna want to fuck others and will get miserable otherwise

It turned her on and she lets me do it now, fucked a smoking hot 20 ye old the other day. Gf also wants me to video my escapades

Moral of the story: always be honest and express yourself, you never know what can happen. I've never been happier

[Anonymous No.16182743]

>>16182706
no faggot thats rape
OP's dick has more morals than you loser

[Anonymous No.16182748]

>>16182642
I had to dump my gf like 5 years ago because she kept getting fatter and fatter and did nothing but make excuses for it. I really dodged a bullet because I looked her up recently and she's a land whale now. You did the right thing OP.

[Anonymous No.16182749]

>>16182724
That’s fun till she wants to fuck someone else too then she tell you, you get mad, then she does it anyways since she figures fair is fair since you do it

[Anonymous No.16182756]

>>16182680
I’ve told her many times. I get mad and she does good for a week or two and then results back to her fat ways. Not a larp

>>16182684
I doubt it. She is obsessed with me. I have been telling her more lately that I don’t give a fuck about anything anymore so she probably got suspicious.

>>16182706
I can but it’s usually terrible. It sucks. It’s a real catch 22 because it’s much easier to be social and talk whilst drinking but then the sex is terrible.

[Anonymous No.16182757]

>>16182642
2 years of nofap? can you shoot lasers or teleport now?

[Anonymous No.16182765]

>>16182680
This. Why do mostly white woman get fat when they are in a long term relationship? I knew this one girl who was cute. As soon as she got in a relationship she I kid you not had food with her at all times. It wasn't even cute eating it was just her shoving her pie hole with food. Now since her and her bf broke up she continues the disgusting behavior. Its fucking nasty. She puts ranch dressing on literally everything

[Anonymous No.16182788]

>>16182765
My friend got married and his new wife did exactly the same thing. She would constantly shovel McDonald's in her mouth and she looks like Jabba the Hutt now.

[Anonymous No.16182807]

>>16182757
Not lasers but I defiantly attest to my mood and energy level being all around better. Seems to whatever reason make interacting with women better too.

>>16182765
I don’t know but thankfully we don’t have kids yet. We’ve been together six years. I’m in really good shape so I expect a lot but fuck. She literally watches me bust my ass all the time and is okay with this eating candy and junk food behind my back all the time.

[Anonymous No.16182809]

>>16182724
>>16182749
>ayylmao
yeah, you fucked up. Get ready for your gf to sneak behind your back and fuck one of your mates.
>you know which one

[Anonymous No.16182817]

>>16182788
She now has an a strong distaste for the smell of fish....I wonder why that might be

[Anonymous No.16182819]

>>16182756
>I can but it’s usually terrible. It sucks. It’s a real catch 22 because it’s much easier to be social and talk whilst drinking but then the sex is terrible.

it's all mental OP. I couldn't get an erection with females until I met my current gf. Because she was the only one I was actually attracted to and had a connection with.

[Anonymous No.16182836]

kek
thanks for this OP, keep us posted

[Anonymous No.16182837]

>>16182749
I don’t even care anymore desu.

[Anonymous No.16182852]

>>16182837

[Anonymous No.16182858]

>>16182837
dude, break up with her, and try to rise above the emotional shit. Say you wished you didn't sneak behind her back, that you wish you broke up earlier. And then promptly break up with her. Give her a hug, wish her the best, and toss her out of your fishingboat. For now nigga, its time to fish!!

[Anonymous No.16182862]

>>16182720
>Some men prefer the investment of commitment and the idea of settling down with someone they love.

[Anonymous No.16182863]

I don't blame you OP. Think of a relationship as the purchase of LINK. Starts out great, she's skinny and hot. After a while she won't move around, starts eating bigmacs where ever she goes, and you can't see it going anywhere in the future. It's the right time to dump

[Anonymous No.16182878]

>>16182858
I’m not going to break up with her. I’m just going to pursue other girls and she can leave on her own if she wants. I’m home now btw. Kek she actually went out running right now. Was I being too nice all along?

[Anonymous No.16182879]

>>16182819
I can have it while drunk, but I just feel it less.

[Anonymous No.16182881]

>>16182642
Just dump the bitch and get anothet one if you are attractive, retard

[Anonymous No.16182887]

>>16182837
You both sound very immature.
You are going to fail with any girl as long as you don't grow up

[Anonymous No.16182890]

>>16182642
Tell her it's like the modern version of the pina colada song, but instead of a personal ad its tinder but you both matched each other and can have a laugh.

[Anonymous No.16182899]

>>16182642
>choosing to cheat on your gf over just breaking up with her and moving on

Pretty scummy desu

[Anonymous No.16182917]

>>16182878
>I want my time back
madman

[Anonymous No.16182947]

>>16182878
>op ruins his life and is miserable
>feels the need to drag another along too instead of ending it

[Anonymous No.16182948]

>>16182887
Fuck off? What’s immature about it? I’ve literally been with this girl for six years.

[Anonymous No.16182962]

>>16182720
>muh love
You have to be over 18 to post here, faggot

[Anonymous No.16182964]

>>16182887
I’ve spent multiple years trying to be “understanding” and helping. I’ve cooked all her meals, I’ve stayed up late to go to the gym my 2nd time in a day at 2am when she gets off work. I’ve done my time being nice and it’s got me nothing.

[Anonymous No.16182985]

>>16182948
Gotta say this is pretty good bait.

[Anonymous No.16182988]

>>16182684
>biz needs more posts like this
go to /b/ for that retard

[Anonymous No.16182992]

>>16182964
Ignore them mate, she sounds like a slob and you don't need that in a life partner

[Anonymous No.16183003]

>>16182862
Alright, everybody! It's time to play "Guess Anon's Rationale"! Today's subject: the concept of love! Now, lets all put on our thinking caps and try to guess why this anon thinks that love is pathetic.

Is it...

a. ...because love is just the random firings of chemicals in our brains, and that anyone who takes any real stock in it doesn't understand what being a human male is supposed to be, i.e. spreading your seed as far as possible?

b. ...because love is the justification that beta male cucks use to explain why they continue to pay the bills for an overweight hambeast who constantly cheats on them with Tyrone's dick?

c. ...because love is a Jewish conspiracy designed to keep the people complacent by convincing them that paying money for worthless trinkets like a wedding ring while also convincing them that the only way to buy said trinkets is to continuously slave away as a wagecuck?

d. Write your own answer!

[Anonymous No.16183005]

>>16182985
There’s no fucking bait. The car freshener thing? Yeah she’s a retard. It’s because she got me some stupid ass expensive car freshener from bath and body works earlier in the day. Not because we are broke 16 year old losers.

[Anonymous No.16183006]

>>16182948
>6 year investment
>throw it all away to get an imaginary blowjob

[Anonymous No.16183012]

I WANT MY AIR FRESHENER BACK DAMNIT!

[Anonymous No.16183019]

>>16182878
>I want my time back
Fucking kek'd

[Anonymous No.16183020]

>>16182642
Wow! It's like a modern day Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Piña Colada Song). Thank you OP, very cool!

>Are there men out there that genuinely do not wish they were banging hot girls all the time and are satisfied with their partners?

Of course sometimes I wish I could just go bang some random big dd Tinder slut like I did before I met my girlfriend. But I unironically """love""""" this girl and would never want to hurt her in any way. I also respect her too much to do that to her. I've realized it's a part of growing up and staying in a healthy relationship - you give up something but you gain something in return. I'm sure it's not for everyone and it requires 100% trust in your partner for it to work. But yes, for me, it's entirely worth it.

[Anonymous No.16183034]

>>16182837

Jesus christ in heaven, just tell her that you're mad that she's getting fat

[Anonymous No.16183035]

Kys degenerate. Also sage for offtopic

[Anonymous No.16183039]

>>16182964
>Nothing is more attractive to a female than a guy being always there for her

Not saying you should have completely ignored her, but playing the push+pull game from time to time helps.
Anyway, a relationship rarely breakes because of only one person, its usually both doing a lot of (smaller) mistakes over time. Cut her off and good luck with your next girl.

[Anonymous No.16183042]

>>16182887
>>16182947

Also, this. Never gonna make it. Some people are literally not capable of healthy relationships. OP you're a sociopath and a freak, might as well leave others out of it and just focus your energies on your own selfish self rather than fucking other people over.

[Anonymous No.16183045]

>>16183005
Anon, break with her.
It's your flat?
Perfect, just tell her "Okay, I think we are done. Come take your thing tomorrow."

But honestly, as despicable as she may be, you should have broke with her before getting you peepee sucked.

[Anonymous No.16183048]

I NEVER KNEW YOU LIKE PIANA COLODAS AND MAKING LOVE IN THE DUNES OF THE CAVE.

SHE SAID OH ITS YOUUU

[Anonymous No.16183055]

Kek

[Anonymous No.16183061]

>>16183034
It’s not this fucking easy. Of course I’ve told her that. It’s not like I’m too timid after this long to tell her she’s getting fat. She literally just cannot stop eating candy and junk food all the god damn time.

[Anonymous No.16183063]

>>16183005

It's a car freshener, how expensive can it be. Unless it's soaking wet in Fève Delicieux or something, it's probably not.

[Anonymous No.16183075]

>>16183061
post more caps of messages

[Anonymous No.16183101]

>>16183061

It is that fucking easy. Women are like goldfish. They lack abstract reasoning. She hasn't made the connection between you telling her she's getting way too fat and you trying to break up through cheating because of it. She's like one of those african farmers that doesn't see the relation between fertilizer and a good harvest 3 months later.

You've told her what the problem is. She disrespects you by ignoring what you want completely. Tell the bitch what's what in detail or she's just not ever going to get it.

[Anonymous No.16183104]

>>16182807
I've completed the 90 day challenge in the past and I literally went back to fapping just so I wouldn't cheat on my gf

[Anonymous No.16183115]

>>16183039
>Anyway, a relationship rarely breakes because of only one person
Wrong

[Anonymous No.16183125]

>>16183063
It’s because she bought is as a gift for me earlier in the day with matching body spray/cologne. Idk probably like $20.

>>16183075

[Anonymous No.16183126]

>>16182964
yeah man, you should've started earlier enforcing standards of how you want to have it. But good for you!

But do you want to continue with her?

[Anonymous No.16183137]

>>16183061
you want to end the relationship with your 6 year GF because she is fat?

i mean what are wel talking about?
is she 100kg fat or just thicc?

i do not want to be the smart person in this thread but in 10-15 years you both look old and ugly and nobody even care about looks anymore.
the weight of your girl - if it is not beyond 100kg is her last facking atribute you should care fore.

the only thing that matters for girls is:
how do they deal with money
workethic
do they like to fuck

anything else is completely unimportant.

except she is rich or her parents are.

[Anonymous No.16183142]

>>16182720
t. roastie

[Anonymous No.16183150]

>>16182642
>cheat on gf
>"bitches be crazy"
degenerates get the cross

[Anonymous No.16183154]

>>16183125
hehe

[Anonymous No.16183160]

>>16183075
>>16183101
Yeah I hope you’re right. It’s not like I don’t want things to work out. We are great friends. But I can’t help it I need more. I can’t settle with her being fat.

[Anonymous No.16183161]

>>16183125
>eat the whole day
>no
>yeah that’s right you can’t
Wtf is tbis bitchs problem

[Anonymous No.16183188]

>>16182642
OP you sound like a real spineless piece of shit. you could A) tell her shes getting too fat and you will break up with her if she doesnt get it together or B) break up with her and bang random sluts. isntead you sneak around like a little bitch and dont even tell her the truth, what an absolute pathetic excuse for a man

[Anonymous No.16183191]

>>16182680
I'm sure the girl was on Tinder as herself, saw OP, and then made the fake Tinder. Degenerates!

[Anonymous No.16183195]

>>16183003
trying too hard, reddit

[Anonymous No.16183207]

>>16183003
Ur a fagot

[Anonymous No.16183209]

>>16183188
Try a relationship incel.

[Anonymous No.16183219]

>>16183137

You can't have destructive people with destructive habits around. They drag you down into their mire. Your life is determined by the lowest common denominator you let in.

[Anonymous No.16183227]

>>16182837
tell her your threads are doing iron man numbers and you don't need her anymore

[Anonymous No.16183243]

>>16182878
>I want my time back
based

[Anonymous No.16183244]

>>16183160
cringe and gay

[Anonymous No.16183245]

>>16183209
He has a point to be honest

>she is lazy and getting fat
>you are hard working, probably hate laziness and fat people
>should have just break up

[Anonymous No.16183249]

>>16182642
Post this shit on fit or something. Already a couple of tinder threads on there

[Anonymous No.16183254]

>>16182878
dude you are not a man, just break up with her

[Anonymous No.16183257]

>>16183125
>eat without fasting for 2 days without hating yourself
>>16182964
>I’ve stayed up late to go to the gym my 2nd time in a day at 2am

OP don't let your physical fitness make up 100% of your identity, it'll destroy any relationship you have with someone that doesn't share your identity crisis. One, 2-a-days are only practical if you're a professional that has literally every other hour of the day to rest or recover, or they're for people on steroids. And two, intermittent fasting over long periods of time can mess up your metabolism, especially if you're doing some shit fad diet on top of it. You seem to have a more emotional relationship with food than you do with your 6-year ex gf. You're not even that fit, you look like you may have gyno.

[Anonymous No.16183259]

>>16183160
got any lewds of her to share?

[Anonymous No.16183265]

>>16183219
Appreciate this. I have thought this a lot. I have cut off a lot of my old friends for being bad influences. I get a lot of shit for it though so it’s nice to hear that I’m not just a crazy ass hole.
>>16183227
Kek

[Anonymous No.16183276]

>>16182642
my dick wont work after 8 hours of techno and 4 ecstasy with some LSD and weed.

>muh dick wont work after 1 drink

[Anonymous No.16183296]

>>16183125
I take back my previous posts, you guys seem perfect for eachother.

[Anonymous No.16183298]

>>16183160
There's literally no way either of you is above 15

[Anonymous No.16183302]

>>16183276
>I melt my brain with drugs and my cock still functions
Good job, faggot druggie

[Anonymous No.16183328]

Monogamy isn't natural. Cheating sucks because of the guilt of holding a secret, betrayal and the fear of getting caught. Cuckold shit also sucks because you're a fucking cuck, there's always one getting the lesser end of the bargain. The real red pill is swinging. It doesn't break trust or create insecurity, in fact it reinforces the bond. It's a couple fucking another couple, having fun together while still remaining emotionally faithful. It's 2+2, not 2+1, you know, mathematically it just makes sense, it's balanced. You can even upgrade it to orgies if you have good power levels. But it requires great maturity.

[Anonymous No.16183329]

You are a degenerate male thot and you need to repent

[Anonymous No.16183330]

>>16182642
>>16183104
>Men having to train themselves so that they don't cheat on their gf
You all have no self-control.

[Anonymous No.16183331]

>>16183257
I do have a mild case of gyno. And not to be cocky, I’m not a pro bodybuilder or model, but I’m fairly fit for being natty. She exaggerates to cope with her inability to lose weight. I do IF because I have a big appetite and it allows me to feel full. I workout more than the average person but I also drive a Tesla, make good money, and have 30k link so I wouldn’t say it’s everything in my life, but certainly important.

[Anonymous No.16183338]

That’s a chad way handling thing, OP. She’s coming back. Keep us updated

[Anonymous No.16183345]

>>16183331
>f-f-fitness isnt everything in my life I also drive a tesla
ok you got me for a minute but this is confirmed bait.

[Anonymous No.16183348]

>>16182684
>Why was she on tinder in the first place?
this.

[Anonymous No.16183353]

>>16183328
Cope

[Anonymous No.16183360]

>>16182642
You got fucking owned. Also 'wham bam thank you mam', what the fuck are you 60 years old? That shit hurts to read.

[Anonymous No.16183363]

>>16183331
post pics of yourself and/or gf

[Anonymous No.16183364]

you're a fucking loser OP

you could've just assessed your relationship and had a discussion with your loved one about both your futures seriously. If you both truly found no love was there, then you could've ended it right there. But no, you took an immature cowardly way to go by looking for streettrash on tinder
and you probably thought you could keep that free poon going all the while leeching off the goodwill of your unknowing girlfriend

[Anonymous No.16183379]

>>16183345
Not bait but yes I understand where you’re coming from. But I thought it appropriate to show that I’m not just some meat head as the other was concerned about.

[Anonymous No.16183410]

>>16182684
>Why was she on tinder in the first place?
Given what we've seen it wouldn't be so far-fetched to suggest that she made a Tinder account specifically to find and expose OP.

All for naught, obviously, but still.

[Anonymous No.16183414]

She doesnt even have to do anything. Literally just dont eat shit food and she cant even do that. Post this on /fit/ they will understand

[Anonymous No.16183452]

>>16182878
>gibmedats
>want MY money
roastie survival mode : on

[Anonymous No.16183455]

>>16183137
i was in a similar situation as OP, and did end it, but bcuz not only was she gaining quite a bit (not thicc, fat) she also previously went into bankruptcy, was only working part-time if that over several years, tho she did like to fuck. her parents were fairly well off, so it was a tough choice when you check half the boxes. but yea i'm not happy a year after this move and wonder in ten years if it will be a real bad fuckup. tough call for OP.

[Anonymous No.16183457]

>>16183328
>Monogamy isn't natural
Guess what, not having to hunt for your own food and living in a warm house isn't natural either faggot. Monogamy is one of the main pillars of a stable society, retards fucking around like animals will lead to its destruction.
Go to africa and join a tribe of niggers if can't behave like a civilized human

[Anonymous No.16183468]

>>16182642
At the time of 2 year nofap did you have regular sex?

[Anonymous No.16183472]

all these dumb messages when you could have just blocked her
OP consider suicide

[Anonymous No.16183476]

LOOOOOOL i came back from a week off biz to this shit? how do i report

[Anonymous No.16183488]

>>16183468
Or any sex at all?

[Anonymous No.16183509]

>>16182890
>the pina colada song

[Anonymous No.16183511]

>>16183410
this is why OP should have used a fake name and plausibly deniable but still not misrepresentative pictures. he could have then claimed to be doing the same thing

[Anonymous No.16183513]

oh good this thread is still active

*******OP*********
you are a lazy fat piece of miserable shit this woman should hit you with a brick
********PS********
find a rope and hang yourself thatll fix you right up

use autocaptcha to find a good bridge to jump off

you know what i mean

listen to the signs

[Anonymous No.16183518]

Tinder is only for business trips you absolute retard. Get fit and get fit in business, fuck big tiddy tinder thots on travel and leave it there in the past. Grow up moron

[Anonymous No.16183523]

>>16183302
Fuck up neckbeard. 100% guarantee you have a bodypillow.

[Anonymous No.16183554]

>>16182878
you are human garbage

[Anonymous No.16183565]

>>16183554
stay mad reddit

[Anonymous No.16183566]

Op tinder is for incels , go to a real place and try to get girls to blow you irl not over a catfish infested dating app.

Get rid of your girl though all she cares about is Air fresheners , she’s probably the type to just spray Lysol around the house just because she’s bored and wears cheap Victoria secret body spays instead of an expensive well made perfume .

[Anonymous No.16183572]

>>16182642
So your gf got fat, so instead of breaking up with her you go and bang sluts on the side in secret?

are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.16183606]

>>16182819
That's cause you're gay anon, and you're dating a trap. Unironically kys.

[Anonymous No.16183618]

>>16182863
As a holder of an all-in fat stack of Link, this post is criminally underrated

[Anonymous No.16183620]

>>16182642
Why are you together?

[Anonymous No.16183624]

1. write blog that is probably fiction
2. post on financial advice website
3. ?????
4. profit

You're a fag. DIAF.

[Anonymous No.16183644]

OP is a fat immature degenerate and should KHS. Seriously, I hope you are 18 or under because that is how you're acting. Or you're a nigger. One of the two.

[Anonymous No.16183644,2]

>>16182720
keep loving, faggot, you are not alone