give me some of that heist mentality in that workspace envireonment

[Anonymous No.16181716]

>come late
>go early
>-30 hours for the year
>2 hours lunch
>stealing office materials
>stealing warehouse materials
>colleagues +100 hours
>go out for "busines meeting" be at mcdonalds watch succession
>never talk to anyone
>anon you never say something don´t you like us? where had this team pushing even at the weekend you werent there?
>sorry busy fucking whores
>what was your name again?
>janine
>alright janette im busy here right now gotta make some calls
>call my mom invite myself for dinner

[Anonymous No.16181740]

>>16181716
I've been spending 0-2 hours actually working per day for the last few months. The rest of my time is spent applying for jobs, and browsing 4chan and crypto shit.

[Anonymous No.16181755]

>>16181740
based and heistpilled

[Anonymous No.16181777]

>>16181716
How do I get a job where I can do this

[Anonymous No.16181795]

>>16181777
anything in an office building

[Anonymous No.16181797]

>>16181777
any bullshit office job

[Restaurants, cafes, hotels No.16181866]

>toilet paper
>paper towels
>rolls of trash bags, big and small
>ashtrays, some limited editions
>glasses, cups, some limited editions
>cloth towels
>laundry detergent and soaps
If you work in a hotel, most of the things that room service works with like toothpaste and shampoos
>spices, salt and pepper
>kitchen lighters
>packs of plastic or vinyl gloves
>normal and metal sponges for dishwashing
you get the idea
small things that are ordered in bulk and are not accounted for too strictly

[Anonymous No.16181987]

>>16181755
All women are whores

[Anonymous No.16182054]

>>16181716
I have to check in and out with security including scanning an ID and going through a metal detector and having them poke through all my shit. So the company knows exactly what time I enter and leave the building

[Anonymous No.16182074]

>>16182054

they make sure their slaves aren´t late, smart people

[Anonymous No.16182153]

>>16182074
Yup, also no windows and 30 minute lunch break. It is hell.

[Anonymous No.16182369]

>>16181716
>on /biz/ while wageing
not all that bad

[Anonymous No.16182399]

>>16182369

It's still retarded tho. Even tho all I gotta do is wiggle the mouse and be on IM that's still mental energy devoted to bullshit I wouldn't do it I made more money otherwise.

[Anonymous No.16182452]

>>16182399
i try do do ebay sidehustle, crypto and stocks while im at work.

i mean, could be worse desu

some people have to work outside in the cold...while i sit on my ass hitting on stacey and faking business meetings LMAO