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$ching$ching

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finally

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>>16178402
I WILL NOT INVEST IN CHAINLINK
I WILL NOT INVEST IN CHAINCHINK
I WILL NOT INVEST IN CHAINLINK

>> No.16178432

>>16178402
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>> No.16178441

>>16178402
Link really likes bouncing under $2.70 region right now. It better break through soon, you know what happens if a rejection happens too many times

>> No.16178445

>>16178441
It DUMPS

>> No.16178462

>>16178445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7HIxqDpJ0Q

>> No.16179160

>>16178432
jesus. as someone who was on the fence fuck chainlink

>> No.16179181

Did anyone else stop reading after let me tell you a story??

>> No.16179183

Snib snab

>> No.16179191

>>16178402
We dumping