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16178102 No.16178102 [Reply] [Original]

Hey there guys,

I wish I could tell you everything I know but I can’t because you would never believe me.

So I shall just leave you with this:

Tomorrow is going to be the happiest day of your life. The 8th of November is going to be a day that your children’s children will celebrate as the day their grandfather liberated them from financial slavery.

Turn on your Twitter alerts and take a Valium because you’re going to need one to remain calm.

Good god I’m excited for you guys...

>> No.16178111

>>16178102
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>> No.16178180

>>16178102
thanks i just sold my wife for more link

>> No.16178198

>>16178102
This again

>> No.16178205

One day it’ll go horribly wrong and all of link twitter and biz will implode

>> No.16178216

you posted this yesterday

>> No.16178291

>>16178216
Not sure what you mean anon, I can't say who I am but I have never posted this

>> No.16178334

>>16178102
You said this yesterday too

>> No.16178350
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16178350

>>16178102
Based falsehopeanon draining every last bit of hopium from my shriveled-up receptors

>> No.16178364

>>16178102
Link will never mega moon. Your shilling is a disgrace. You should have sold at $4 like the rest of us. Link is going to have one final pump to close to $4 and that should be your cue to see. After that pump link will hover around $2 for all of 2020 and then begin to slowly bleed out.

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16178388

>>16178102
Hey fuck head, I've seen this thread every day. Today is tomorrow and tomorrow will be today tomorrow. Crab

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16178394

European here, nothing happened on the 8th

HOWEVER...

Hey there guys,

I wish I could tell you everything I know but I can’t because you would never believe me.

So I shall just leave you with this:

Tomorrow is going to be the happiest day of your life. The 9th (NINTH) of November is going to be a day that your children’s children will celebrate as the day their grandfather liberated them from financial slavery.

Turn on your Twitter alerts and take a Valium because you’re going to need one to remain calm.

Good god I’m excited for you guys...

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16178435

>>16178216
You know this is pasta

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16178488

>>16178102
this is the new "it's happening tonight" meme isn't it

>> No.16178558

How do I buy link with minimal fuss? I have some BTC want to buy a small amount of link.

>> No.16178563

>>16178558
send it to binance.com

>> No.16179322

>>16178102
You make these threads everyday. Stfu boomer.

>> No.16179347

>>16179322
Checked OP is a massive faggot

>> No.16179354

>>16178488
Replace Ron Paul with the Craig dude. And just like the Ron Paul one it will never ever happen. Trump winning was the only habbening ever.

>> No.16179363

It's all so tiresome

>> No.16179419

>>16178563
alright stone ross

>> No.16179429

>>16178180
bro, I would have gotten you a sweet deal if you advertised here first.

>> No.16179437

>>16178216
New faggot autistic nigger low iq bafoon

>> No.16179445

>>16178111
Che eh ecked

>> No.16179466

>>16178102
you're just trying to dump for maker

>> No.16179473

>>16178102
Oh, this thread again