CHAlNLlNK $1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.16178020]

[Anonymous No.16178023]

>>16178020
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

[Anonymous No.16178063]

>>16178020
OOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOoOoooOoOoOOoo

[Anonymous No.16178094]

1k eoy is FUD

[Anonymous No.16178204]

>>16178020
Positive vibes only!

[Anonymous No.16178225]

I'm too incompetent to rely on my own work for a living, Link's the best chance I have to not being a total loser.

[Anonymous No.16178707]

LTC $1500 EOY
ARISE CHIKUN
TRUST THE CHINK

[Anonymous No.16179576]

>>16178020

[Anonymous No.16179637]

>>16178707
Based.
This is now a Litecoin thread.

[Anonymous No.16180172]

>>16178094
Correct

[Anonymous No.16180180]

It’s happening in one hour

[Anonymous No.16180184]

>>16178094
based

[Anonymous No.16180227]

>>16179637
>>16178707
GTFO liteweights.
You can't compete in this eating contest.

[Anonymous No.16180494]

>>16178020
>12 months test net
>4 months main net
>nobody can name a single dapp with users using Chainlink oracles in production
>(with proof link to dapp.com/dappradar/etherscan)
>Linkers: this is bullish!

[Anonymous No.16180737]