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Imagine not being all in Eth before it triples in value over the next 40 days

>> No.16177874

why will it triple

>> No.16177876

>>16177862
>DUDE JUST HODL FOR 40 DAYS LMAO

>> No.16177885

>>16177862
CHZ did that for me in 2 days.

>> No.16177888

>>16177862
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>> No.16177889
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>>16177874
The chart never lies

>> No.16177892

>>16177862
>still holding eth
please just give me a scenario where eth increases in value. Keep in mind that any of these fabled "upgrades" are just pipedreams

>> No.16177910
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>>16177862
im waiting on a $9400 deposit, ill be so fuckin angry if it moons right now

>> No.16177911

>>16177892
It doesn't need a reason to go up 3x

>> No.16178321

>>16177888
criminally underrated

>> No.16178328

>>16177910
Post feminine benis.

>> No.16178329

>>16177862
why would it do that?

>> No.16178337

>>16177889
every chart is bullish right now

>> No.16178344

Probably will

I have sold nearly 50 ETH at these levels to pay for shit

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>>16178329
Well.. J.P Morgan has plans to Bridge Quorum to the public Ethereum chain (Ironically using LINK). This news will be made public on Some time during December 19th 2019. Its like the 2017 EEA announcement all over again, PLUS the release of ETH 2.0.

>> No.16179019

ETH is done. It will never reach peak ICO bubble of 2017 again. It can't scale. It got broken my a buncha sissies buying crypto animals. Ethereum 2.0 will be a big nothingburger. Vitalik is a commie. It will likely see a moon before ETH 2.0 if you wanna make a quick buck but ultimately ETH bagholders will get stiffed.

>> No.16179031

>>16179019
yup. one kid literally broke a contract BY ACCIDENT and locked up 80 million dollars worth of eth forever. the "brand" as it were, is done.

>> No.16179709

>>16177888
Based full house get

>> No.16180457

>>16178970
Any sauce on this claim?

>> No.16180608

>>16177862
Should i sell my btc for eth, then?

>> No.16180654
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16180654

>>16177862
mETH bagholder desperation and irrational hopium on display

>> No.16180733

>>16177862
...Then imagine not being in ETH before it quarters in value after the next 40 days.
Remember all crypto value is speculative. There are worse forms of gambling and you may even make money, but don't stake what you can't afford to lose.

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>>16177862
*years

>> No.16181240

LOL metheads your shitcoin is dead

BUY FTM