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>> No.16174283
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we

>> No.16174299

Keep

>> No.16174301

Chainlink is going to literally give us flying carpets

incredible

>> No.16174317

>>16173210
God that shit is cringe. Sad part is it will be the catalyst to get the redditniggers back into link, which may cause a dump in price on principle.

Fucking climatehoax.

>> No.16174318

>>16173210
youre telling me chainlink partnered up with...a flying carpet? are you fucking serious

>> No.16174340

PRINCE ALI
GOTTA GO PEE
GOTTA GO BADLY

>> No.16174354

>>16174283
are

>> No.16174386

who?

>> No.16174399

Is

>> No.16174415

Hey there guys,

Just wanted to drop by to throw you a bone.

God knows you deserve it. Your patience and belief in our project really hasn’t gone unnoticed.

I can’t go into details (obviously) but just keep your eyes on Twitter tomorrow because something big is swiftly approaching.

When I say “big” I mean to say that if you hold more than 500 LINK you’re going to instantly attain financial freedom for the rest of your life.

I guess all I can say is that you guys are finally going to taste the dream you’ve been imagining for so long.

Congratulations my friends. Stay humble and enjoy your new lives.

>> No.16174456

>>16174415
Fuck you

>> No.16174462
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>>16174415
the length linkies will go to for shilling

>> No.16174731

>>16174415 (OP)
what's link at...like $2.50? multiplied by 500 is probably only 500 bucks or so, so why not do it? Hell i'll do it. Thanks OP

>> No.16174737

>>16174415
More details... what is to be announced so we can tell tales of you anon?

>> No.16174748

>>16174415
Fucking lame.
$3.00 eoy 2020

>> No.16174752

>>16174737
Oh dear mandiver

>> No.16174755

>>16173210
Well this is bearish.

>> No.16174776

>>16173210
What the fuck does this even mean come on guys. Someone started a company so they could pump their link.

>> No.16174808

>>16174731
>$2.50 multiplied by 500 is probably only 500

/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.16174825

>>16174283
>we
>>16174299
>Keep

DUMPING

>> No.16174834

>>16173210
Dr. Alex Jones has been talking about this for years. All these so called "start ups" are Soro's front companies. If you control how much carbon a business/nation can create via manufacturing then you've dominated their economy. This is the end of nation states.

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>>16173210
Chainlink quite literally being used for alchemic purposes here.

>> No.16174891

>there are people on this board who still fall for 'partnership' scams of 2017 in 2019
The absolute state of this board.

>> No.16175120

>>16174891
Meanwhile in Bombay, you're shitting on a street.

>> No.16175149

>>16174731
>multiplied by 500 is probably only 500 bucks or so
>2.50
??????

>> No.16175151

>>16175120
The only thing that's gonna dump is your worthless shit token buddy.

>> No.16175225

>>16174317
Ok boomer

>> No.16175238

>>16174415
lmao I love these post, keep it up falsehopeanon

>> No.16175253

>>16174755
>>16174776
>>16174891
>>16175151
Chainlink
Oracles
Power
Everything

>> No.16175353

he doesn't know....

>>16054778

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>>16174731
This is still one of the more intelligent posts I've read on /biz/

>> No.16175449

>>16175253
Including a dilation api for trannies like you.

>>16175353
Based.

>> No.16175497

>>16174415
I’m cooooomming, check’em

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>>16174462
Damn linkies trying to meme everything

>> No.16175558

>>16174879
based alchemy poster

>> No.16175624

>>16174317
anthropogenic climate change is undoubtedly real. Most proposed solutions for it (like carbon credits) are unworkable bordering-on-disingenuous memes. Realistically there's nothing that can be done to reverse it at this point and we should pivot to talking about how to construct resilient systems (social, economic, industrial, utilities, etc) that can better weather the effects of climate change. The great thing is that this approach makes sense even if climate change isn't real - because resilience helps against any system shock, whether it's climate change, wars, trade wars, terrorism, engineered plagues, or whatever the stressor is.

>> No.16175636

>>16174283
Was

>> No.16175652

>>16175636
KANGZ

>> No.16175666

>>16173210
Flying Carpet is a really cool project, Julien has done some work on autonomous drones and setting up charging stations for them to recharge themselves.

>> No.16175702

>>16175624
You, young lady, are dumber than a box of niggers.

>> No.16175836

>>16174415
best posts on biz

>> No.16175846

>>16173210
Chainlink finna moon check’em

>> No.16175849

>>16174415
If I had a dollar for every time I've seen this post I wouldn't even need to hold Chainlink

>> No.16175899

>>16175624
No it’s not dumb kike it’s the sun cycle and that’s all it ever was.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NjlC02NsIt0&list=PLl-R3Z592YZqmlSh4Biw-REZTjzjxtOH8

Btw, more c02 = more plant life, greener earth you fucking hippie cunt

>> No.16175904

>>16173210
literal

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>>16175899
>increasing co2 output while chopping down rainforests and polluting oceans and rivers will make the earth greener

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>>16173210
>flying carpet

I almost feel bad bullying you at this point

>> No.16176042

>>16175973
oh look the corporate propaganda idiot is here. Maybe look at the difference between CO and CO2 you mongoloid, oh, and stop reading propaganda and mistaking it for information you idiot

>> No.16176051
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Ww Thunberg Now

>> No.16176053

>>16173210
Wtf, We need carbon credits now! White people pay the fuck up!

>> No.16176068

>>16175973
>buying the 'lungs of the Earth' meme.

>> No.16176163

>>16174283
>drinking dr. piss
Mexican Coke master race reporting in

>> No.16176171

>>16174415
thanks for the columbian grade hopium, I am a linklet but mine are still stinky

>> No.16176206

>>16176163
Based and redpilled

>> No.16176255

>>16175899
>dan pena

dudes a confirmed lair

>> No.16176333

>>16174415
You got me laughing like Joker with that. Thanks

>> No.16176338

>>16176171
pasta is now hopium? linkies are truly desperate

>> No.16176565

>>16175652
AND

>> No.16176643

FLYING GRAVEL WHEN ???

>> No.16176646

>>16173210
Who?

>> No.16176649

>>16176565
SMELLY FUCKING NIGGERS GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY YOU FUCKING NIGGEEEERS

>> No.16176731

>>16176649
AND

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>>16176255
Confirmed by who?

>>16175973
>Why Carbon Dioxide is the "Miracle Molecule of Life" for GREENING our planet

https://www.brighteon.com/5820639339001

https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/industrial-age-leading-greening-earth.pdf

https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/archivos_pdf/global-land-change-1982-2016.pdf

https://www.naturalnews.com/053879_carbon_dioxide_global_greening_reforestation.html


Educate yourself please.

>> No.16176764

>>16174415
>instantly attain financial freedom
Kek. I've been here too long to be affected by this.
T. Newfag since 2017
+1 battle hardened

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>>16175899

>> No.16176933

>>16174415
Just shut up

>> No.16177694

>>16175973
Unironically, it will. Perhaps you need to do a little more research on carbon dioxide

>> No.16177992

>>16176733
>www.naturalnews.com
kek

>> No.16177998

>>16173210
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>> No.16178723

>>16176163
>>16176206

Mexican coke tastes like dirty tap water, never understood this meme

>> No.16178732

>>16174318
MIXICLE

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>>16174415
holy shit guys is this anon telling the truth!??? this is more hype than the new Star Wars!!!!!!

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>>16174415

>> No.16178905

>>16174415
Dilate

>> No.16178925

>>16178723
Someone drank Coca Cola in Brazil where they use sweetener from the fruit of a cashew (cashews grow on a fruit that is hard to preserve, fucks up when freezing). It tasted great with cashew-fruit sweetener instead of corn sweetener. He then told everyone how good Coke was while he was in Mexico, since all hispanics are Mexico.

>> No.16178973

>>16175899
you're a nigger in denial, sorry.

>>16175702
citation needed. Or I guess you'd like to argue your feefees are a good enough source.

You can't shit out hundreds of billions of tons of co2 (a very straightforward greenhouse gas) without consequences. Sorry bitch. I'm not a carbon credit shill, I'm not a solar power shill, I'm not a biogas shill. We ordered ourselves up a first-rate environmental assfucking and we are not even trying to lube ourselves up for it yet. We're all too busy either denying that we made the order in the first place (like you), or trying to cancel the order but there's nobody at tech support picking up the phone (like the millennial greentards).

>> No.16178981

>>16174415
>reddit spacing
>some dumb shit
Improve your community by killing yourself

>> No.16178984

>muh oracles
>muh carbon

Everyone knows both of these things are memes. It's just marketing to brainlets dumb enough to buy.

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>>16175225
>ok boomer