hurr durr being a broke NEET is the ultimate goal in life

[Anonymous No.16170916]

yeah because working an easy, stress-free job in a creative field and collecting 80k a year basically working 2 hours a day (full remote btw) is so terrible. having health insurance, a comfy income and status among my peers is terrible. God how I wish I could be abroke ass NEET and just tend to my piss bottle collection all day

[Anonymous No.16170930]

>>16170916
Which job is remote and gives 80k, kek?

[Anonymous No.16170933]

>>16170930
digital marketing

[Anonymous No.16170935]

>>16170916
I'm NEET and make more than 100k a year by shitposting and trading chainlink
u mad wagecuck?

[Anonymous No.16170946]

>>16170933
Thanks fren!

[Anonymous No.16170956]

$200k/yr remote worker here, havent showered in 3 days. feels good

[Anonymous No.16170963]

>>16170935
please advise how to learn to trade fren

[Anonymous No.16171037]

>>16170916
I had a 12 month internship but I stopped turning up after 4 months, everyone said it was really good I got such a difficult position to get
hard work, extremely high stress, uncreative just doing what you're told, low pay, 9 hours a day with some of the worst people (boomers, everyone was over 35) I've ever met in my life
genuinely never seen such levels of despair in a workplace
now I've got fuck all to do for 8 months, not sure if this make me a loser for dropping that shit but I feel a lot better
got to figure out what to do now

[Anonymous No.16171064]

>>16170963
step 1. go online and find a book/website/videos for free (never pay)
step 2. trust no one

[Anonymous No.16171142]

>>16170963
basically this >>16171064
DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH

[Anonymous No.16171153]

>>16170916
I'm a consultant in a technical field. I have two clients that I charge retainers of approx $10k a month to. I do maybe 20 hours of work a week.

[Anonymous No.16171164]

>>16170916
are you some productivity prodigy? I need to work at least 13 hours a day if I want to make some progress that day.

[Anonymous No.16171181]

>>16171164
you're probably wasting a lot of time then

[Anonymous No.16171187]

>>16171037
Just a heads up most workplaces are like this. Office Space is a funny movie when you're younger but after joining the workforce it's just depressing. I've been at it for 5 years and I want to kms every day. crypto better moon soon or it's day of the rope for me.

[Anonymous No.16171206]

>>16170916
Being a neet is all fine and dandy until you begin to get older and your body starts falling apart. Teeth crooked? Cavities? Molars breaking away? Front tooth lost? You can't afford to fix it.
Also your parents are bound to eventually get fed up and cut you off. One day you're posting threads about how nice it is to be a neet and how pathetic wagies are, the next month you're posting threads on how to get a job for a 2X year old with no work experience because you're X weeks away from being homeless.

It's hilarious how deluded these people are. And also a little sad because they don't know how harsh the real world is and how much you're fucking yourself over by not preparing for it.

[Anonymous No.16171229]

>>16171206
This. If you're a neet who has a source of stable decent income besides depending on mommy daddy and taxpayers money then good on you but 95% of you faggots are ambitionless lazy fucks. Do something with your lives instead of browsing this shithole website or playing vidya jerking off and watching anime. Least you could do is learn to make money online but you're also sadly too dumb for that. Enjoy rotting NEET fags.

[Anonymous No.16171276]

>>16171229
>Least you could do is learn to make money online
I mean its really telling that nobody ever discusses MMO ever on this shithole board. biz is full of basement dwelling autists who like money they should be all over online marketing schemes but its never ever being discussed here this board is an absolute cesspool and I seriously regret spendign so much time on here because Im scared the loser mentality will eventually rob off on me.
>>16171164
Im a lazy fuck and a major procrastinator but I figured out some productivity techniques over the years. I do timed pomodoros so put on a timer, work for 25 minutes 100% focussed. I track all the working hours I do and rarely ever work more than 2 hours a day, when deadlines approach it could be 3-4 hours. still get fucktons done in that time and my bosses say Im "fast" when sometimes I feel guilty seeing how little I actually work. I think most of the people out there are just absolutely retarded and if you put some work in its easy to look good among the mass of unwashed plebs.

[Anonymous No.16171289]

>>16171276
What is MMO? Is that something marketing related.

> Im a lazy fuck and a major procrastinator but I figured out some productivity techniques over the years. I do timed pomodoros so put on a timer, work for 25 minutes 100% focussed. I track all the working hours I do and rarely ever work more than 2 hours a day, when deadlines approach it could be 3-4 hours. still get fucktons done in that time and my bosses say Im "fast" when sometimes I feel guilty seeing how little I actually work.
I have no problem putting in the work (even if it means 10 hours a day initially) I just need a model that can bring me the revenue that you described in the OP. Would you be willing to share?

[Anonymous No.16171387]

>>16171289
lmao get a load of this boomer doesn't even know what an MMO is. I thought world of warcraft came out during your childhood gramps.

[Anonymous No.16171394]

>>16171387
I know what an MMO genre game is like WoW, but in the context of what he was saying I thought it meant something else. Can someone make a living competing with Chinese gold farmers?

[Anonymous No.16171426]

Fuck off retarded normie my teeth wont go grey if i refuse to wagecuck. Dr:ns

[Anonymous No.16171449]

>>16171276
>I seriously regret spendign so much time on here because Im scared the loser mentality will eventually rob off on me.
I felt these words. I shit you not my iq actually dropped from my biz addiction. The only thing that keeps me coming is LINK and its a shitty but decent trade off I guess. I've been spending lesser time here and I feel better.
>biz is full of basement dwelling autists who like money they should be all over online marketing schemes but its never ever being discussed here this board is an absolute cesspool
Well said. There isnt much to gain from this place really. The earlier you realize this the better.

[Anonymous No.16171469]

>>16171449
Then leave back to redit fgt

[Anonymous No.16171489]

>NEET
>never worked but I have some valuable skills and could easily do some remote freelance work if I needed
>have my own place because yurop socialism and not ameritard, nice place in a nice neighborhood and in a sunny area close to the beach all paid by the taxpayers, so I don't get the parents will kick you out cope
>free health care 100% dental included, so this copes not working either
>have my home gym and do cardio and cook healthy meals
>went all in Link at the right time, meaning I have more savings than the average wage cuck
>if trying to get a roastie in my bed just lie and claim I have a job, have no desire for long term relationships so this is never a problem
Sure neet life isn't exactly paradise, there's loneliness and boredom, it'll kill the joy you get from your hobbies and financially it can get pretty tight if you're not careful, but if you are an autistic introvert none of this should bother you much as it's already your default mode, and it's still a better life than 90% of wage cucks.

[Anonymous No.16171713]

>>16171489
What if you were cut off from all the benefits? What if your government becomes bankrupt and can't pay the bills or whatever program you're leeching off from is erased?

[Anonymous No.16171755]

>>16170916
>working 2 hours a day (full remote btw) is so terrible.
you are lucky. It sucks for everyone else

[Anonymous No.16171815]

>>16170916
>God how I wish I could be abroke ass NEET and just tend to my piss bottle collection all day
In all likelihood you're larping and this is the truth.

[Anonymous No.16171862]

>>16170916
>status among my peers
Here's the real reason the wagie submits

[Anonymous No.16171897]

nice larp, faggot.

[Anonymous No.16171907]

>>16171489

the only possibility is if you were french and you don't sound french from the way you write

[Anonymous No.16171934]

>>16171862
b&r
also the reason the wagie seethes and makes topics like this
to those obsessed by status, there is no greater insult than the existence of people who don't care about the status. the introspection it forces on them destroys them from within
falling prey to gambler's fallacy, they refuse to consider their own life choices account for this unhappiness, and so they choose to blame the messenger

[Anonymous No.16171947]

>>16171907
nobody white gets a nice place in a nice neighborhood near the beach for free in france

[Anonymous No.16172175]

>>16171947
why not? I'm in a nice place in a nice neighbourhood near the beach in the UK and our public housing should be an even bigger mess

[Anonymous No.16172220]

>>16171489
You will cry when the country will no longer be able to afford such expenses

[Anonymous No.16172238]

>>16170916
fuck off
different life experiences, different people, different difficulties in life, things that fuck you up
this is a mean and evil place of hate
don't listen to the fuck like op

[Anonymous No.16172299]

>>16171394
MMO means "making money online" in most online marketing forums.
>>16171387 was just being a dumbass.
The fact that no one here knew what it meant shows nobody really talks about REAL ways to make money on biz.

Just pajeets shilling their scam coins to retards hoping to win a shitcoin lottery. That's all this place basically is.

[Anonymous No.16172497]

>>16171229
You have no idea of people with lives being dominated by fear, do you? I wish you would know what it's like but you probably will never comprehend even a tiny little bit what it feels like. It's easy to judge and tell someone just to get over it. Easier for your mush boomerbrain to assume all faults in life are because of laziness.

[Anonymous No.16172530]

>>16172299
Literally there is crypto talk 24/7 on here you. That is MMO. I’m dumbfounded by your claim.

[Anonymous No.16172723]

>>16172175
Your beaches are rocky cloudy and depressing. French beaches have models sand wine and Cannes.

[Anonymous No.16172726]

>>16172220
The whole country would be fucked at that point hurting wagies too. Probably more so as the pensions they actually earned would also be looted.

[Anonymous No.16172756]

>>16170916
>everyone can have a "creative" job that pays 80k and only work 2 hour days

How'd you wander on here anyways?

[Anonymous No.16172806]

>>16171489
Which European country and how do I immigrate there from the USA?

[Anonymous No.16172818]

I wish I was content being a little virgin basement pet, honestly. Inherent human dissatisfaction is the source of all misery. But I'm not, and so I must work and keep upping my goals, if I was a NEET I would kill myself.

[Anonymous No.16172830]

>>16172299
>REAL ways.
There are dozens of youtube videos about this and they all repeat the ecact same tropes.
>"By repeating this topic ebery day I get 500k views. Some click the affiliate link and others buy my brochure and still others pay me $1k to hear it repeated in one place. I'm rich by telling you how I'm rich"
Usually with a speech impediment.

MMO might as well be MLM for men.

[Anonymous No.16172841]

i make $120,000 USD and i work like 3 hours a day tops doing affiliate marketing. Literally the cheat code to life.

protip: if you see fastfood advertisements on facebook thats probably my work, or somebody who works under me.

[Anonymous No.16172845]

>>16172497
Face your fear. Work through the pain.

I'm with you though more generally. Life would be different if wolves roamed the streets. Or if everyone were chained to a radiator and prodded at with a lit rag for awhile until they broke, just to know how it felt.

[Anonymous No.16172853]

>>16172841

White collar work is pretty cash. You're basically paid for the rights to your work, not on a sheer productivity hour by hour basis.

[Anonymous No.16172854]

>>16170916
You do realize 2017 happened? Most NEETs on here like myself are such thanks to crypto.

[Anonymous No.16172857]

>>16172841
Do you feel you are providing 120k in value?

[Anonymous No.16172871]

>>16171206
This.... you NEETs just don't get it :/

[Anonymous No.16172881]

>>16172854
Grats you made 50k, you still gotta get a job bro :/

[Anonymous No.16172922]

>>16171907
Yeah.

>>16171947
It's not public housing in France, you just get free rent money and it's up to you to find your own place, I'm in an upper class neighborhood with no shitskins. You just have to comb through a lot of ads to find the best possible deals (complicated for the wage cuck but very easy when you are a neet with nothing but free time).

[Anonymous No.16172952]

>>16172881
It's sad to see the amount of newfags here. You would probably think I was LARPing if I said how much I made, but really it was nothing special. Most people (who didn't hodl anyway) made a lot of money.

Lucky for you there's another bullrun around the corner.

[Anonymous No.16172963]

>>16171713
then we're all fucked you included
what's your point, retard
or do you not depend on society for survival, retard?

[Anonymous No.16173066]

>>16170916
>Coordinated scumbag marketing thread to sell some stupid shit by shaming neets by telling stupid stories, shit that doesn't work and only marketers who sell that shit profit off.
>Brought to you by leeches.

[Anonymous No.16173799]

>>16170916
fear mongering won't work here, pals

[Anonymous No.16174650]

>>16172841
When did you start and how long did it take?

[Anonymous No.16175228]

>>16171489
>>never worked but I have some valuable skills and could easily do some remote freelance work if I needed
Sure thing buddy. You just don't do it because you don't feel like doing so right? Good one.
>>16172963
The parasite cries in pain as he strikes you.

[Anonymous No.16175291]

>>16170935
>trading isn't working

[Anonymous No.16175316]

>>16172952
Hurr durr ur a newfag, everyone made $1MM in 2017, etc. stop LARPing, we've heard it all before. And yes, I've been here since early 2017. Made a lot of money, but I'm not gonna pretend it was enough to last forever

[Anonymous No.16175402]

Boys I’ve been grinding for a decade and have accumulated a nice crypto portfolio as well as built some side hustles. This is my last month wagecucking and I’m going NEET. Everyone at my office is miserable and it’s a bunch of manipulative roasties stringing beta upper management along so they can dick around and be emotionally unstable micro managing insufferable kooks who get off on trying to manipulate men. Last week 3-4 wagies at my job were so sick they coughed/sneezed all day and looked like ass but were afraid to take time off and now I’m sick. I told my boss I was leaving yesterday for the rest of the week and he asks if there were any outstanding projects like I’m supposed to be focused on that Instead of my health. Fuck wage Cucking. It barely pays enough to make you anything more that a peasant and is completely unfulfilling.

[Anonymous No.16175416]

>>16170916
did he land unhurt?

[Anonymous No.16175502]

>>16175402
how large crypto portfolio? what are some side hustles? waging is killing me