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[Anonymous No.16170057]

Quality, value, style, service, selection, convenience Economy, savings, performance, experience, hospitality Low rates, friendly service, name brands, easy terms
Affordable prices, money-back guarantee
Free installation, free admission, free appraisal, free alterations Free delivery, free estimates, free home trial, and free parking

No cash? No problem! No kidding! No fuss, no muss No risk, no obligation, no red tape, no down payment No entry fee, no hidden charges, no purchase necessary
No one will call on you, no payments or interest till September Limited time only, though, so act now, order today, send no money
Offer good while supplies last, two to a customer, each item sold separately
Batteries not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final. Allow six weeks for delivery, some items not available. Some assembly required, some restrictions may apply

So come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation With our friendly, professional staff. Our experienced and Knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a
Selection that's just right for you and just right for your budget And say, don't forget to pick up your free gift: a classic deluxe Custom designer luxury prestige high-quality premium select
Gourmet pocket pencil sharpener. Yours for the asking
No purchase necessary. It's our way of saying thank you

And if you act now, we'll include an extra added free complimentary
Bonus gift at no cost to you: a classic deluxe custom designer
Luxury prestige high-quality premium select gourmet combination
Key ring, magnifying glass, and garden hose, in a genuine
Imitation leather-style carrying case with authentic vinyl trim
Yours for the asking, no purchase necessary. It's our way of
Saying thank you

[Anonymous No.16170066]

>>16170057
Dafuq

[Anonymous No.16170116]

Sounds like a bit went haywire

[Anonymous No.16170148]

>>16170057
sell me 100k of these

[Anonymous No.16170163]

>>16170057
"guh" ?