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On Friday I have a "behavioural screening" over Skype as part of a job interview, what do I need to know? What is this exactly?

>> No.16166393

just be cool man.

>> No.16166402

>>16166384
It's so HR roasters can determine your star sign and throw your application in the trash despite your technical skills and competence.

>> No.16166461

>>16166384
just to see if you're a normalfag anon so you're
probably facked...just put on your NPC mask

>> No.16167477

>>16166393
This. It's just to make sure you don't sperg out.

>> No.16167533

>>16166384
It means a yenta is going to appear over video and lecture you on why you shouldn't get the job.

>> No.16167553

Its just code for a penis inspection. I'd shave first and maybe no fap so you impress her.

>> No.16167567
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16167567

you need to do pic related

>> No.16167626

>>16166384
>On Friday I have a "behavioural screening" over Skype as part of a job interview, what do I need to know? What is this exactly?
they're making sure you arent ugly

>> No.16168163

>>16166384
total bullshit what field is this lmao
t. engineer

>> No.16168190

They just want to make sure you are a good goy that follows rules and whatnot. Your employer does not want you to be productive outside of work.

>> No.16168203
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>>16167626
This. You do have a jaw, right OP?

>> No.16168232

>>16168163
Marketing.

>> No.16168244

>>16166384
Have a sharpie handy in case they ask you to stick it your pooper. I did that to the last guy I interviewed over WebEx and the madman actually did it. Shame we didn’t hire him, but c’mon.

>> No.16168252

>>16166384
Just talk about your anime dolls and how you cum on them

>> No.16168369

>>16167567
Yeah it's just this OP. Just be the most boring, unoriginal, insipid normie you can be for 15-20 minutes and you'll be fine.

>> No.16168528

>>16168369
Since its over Skype, how do I look them in the eye and give a firm handshake?

>> No.16168552

>>16168203
Its interesting that the altered versions would likely have better chances of getting a gf. If there were enough altered pics I might try making a tinder profile of that black ops dude on top left. Now that i think about it i sbouldphotoshop myself and see how women would treat me if i had such a skull shape.

>> No.16168750

>>16168203
Hope op has been mewing

>> No.16169164

>>16168252
based

>> No.16169174

>>16166384
Don’t act like a narcissist, basically find your inner wagie and project that and not a visionary leader

>> No.16169748

>>16166384
90% of this will be you dressing nice, grooming well and being pleasant.

That's what this is all about.

>> No.16169764

70% chance they want you to sell some bullshit product d2d or b2b and want to "evaluate" if you're dumb enough to fall for the direct marketing meme

>> No.16169798

>>16167626
This

>> No.16169906

>>16168552
Just download Snapchat, it has a filter that will make you more masculine and you will end up like those morphs you replied to.

>> No.16169919

Don't drop the spaghetti