What did Deutsche Bank, the biggest bank in Europe, mean by this?

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Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:07:19 No.16153881 [Reply] [Original]

What did Deutsche Bank, the biggest bank in Europe, mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:19:00 No.16153996 File: 627 KB, 738x466, 5F91ACBB70464C70BD29420A3465668E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reeeeee we're not going under! T. Deutsche

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:19:57 No.16154007 >>16153881 They know they are borderline insolvent and a bank run would literally end them. This is damage control 101

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:35:07 No.16154185 >>16153881 too big to fail, EU taxpayers will carry the load.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:36:14 No.16154195 File: 116 KB, 1280x1290, 26478216378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16154185 Based euro cucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:37:25 No.16154204 >>16153881 Lmao so DB has been reduced to saying no u to ZH on twitter. How sad

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:39:41 No.16154229 >>16153881 It's not just Deutsche Bank that is going under. It's just that they are the only bank telling the truth about their fucked up balance sheets.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:42:42 No.16154263 File: 77 KB, 960x960, 8BD79695-EDF1-4364-B83F-9EF72CC1595F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16153881 >ZH is claiming I’ll deny being fucked! >I know, let’s deny it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:44:35 No.16154278 File: 77 KB, 653x590, 1570681085755.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16153881 Deutsche Bank mad online

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:45:27 No.16154290 >>16153881 >ZH: this bank is going to collapse for the multitude of reasons I've listed here, and many experts agree with me >Bank: Everything is fine! Remember not to listen to wacky conspiracy theorists and just trust us! :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:45:49 No.16154293 They're all connected. If one falls they all go. Shits about to get real.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:47:08 No.16154303 >>16153881 Will this be the loudest Oy ever Vey'd?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:49:05 No.16154321 They meant that they’re panicking

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 18:51:55 No.16154353 >>16153881 lol the dork running zerohedge gets mad whenever you call him out on his 100 wrong doomsday warnings of imminent market crashes and depressions.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:05:35 No.16154512 >>16154007 I thought they got out of retail

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:07:42 No.16154527 >>16153881 >DB actually acknowledging zerohedge to protest actually lends credibility to the story >the lady does protest too much

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:09:08 No.16154546 >>16154353 Guten tag

Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:09:50 No.16154554

>>16154353

this. i've known about ZH for 5 years and it's been doom porn for that entire time plus probably before. meanwhile stocks have ripped higher and higher all those years while idiots who listen to ZH sold their stocks early or sold short and lost money. zh is literally FUD

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:13:08 No.16154575 >>16154353 He’s banned all my accounts

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:15:41 No.16154592 >>16154554 I love ZH and have been on that site from day 1 of its existence but you CANNOT take any of the investment advice their seriously. It’s literal doom porn entertainment

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:18:22 No.16154618 Any minute now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:21:53 No.16154653 File: 102 KB, 500x440, gee-germany-wnat-do-you-want-to-do-to-ht-42962336.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16153881 >the germans once again attempt to destroy the world

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:24:26 No.16154668 >>16154185 The problem with this is that They’re too big to bail out

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:29:27 No.16154708 >>16154204 Was thinking this too. This is ultimate damage control. The fact that they have to come out and perform this type of behavior is worrying.

Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:30:14 No.16154719

>>16154185
>EU taxpayers will carry the load.
>>16154195
>Based euro cucks.

you do know that the US government litterally gave Deutsche Bank billions of dollars in bailout during the financial crisis.
Litterally US taxpayers money being send to a foreign bank..

Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:34:16 No.16154751

>>16153881
If everything in the screenshot is real maybe I should seriously pull out of the stock market completely. Companies almost never respond to that stuff, the fact they did says a lot. Then again it could just be some roastie who handles their social media.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:34:22 No.16154753 >>16153881 >db tweeting at zh in broken english Okay, I'm actually kinda worried now.

Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:36:40 No.16154774

>>16154751
To add to this. The fact they responded to that twitter account suggests even more. My two theories:
>they going down and they're gonna go down real hard
>roastie who likes the guy from that twitter and just trying to find a way to strike up a convo

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:36:46 No.16154775 >>16154751 The original tweet wasn’t even @them. Why were they even looking.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:37:40 No.16154782 >>16154554 >>16154592 Wow thanks guys. Im going to throw all my money into euro stocks now

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:38:42 No.16154790 >>16154653 Oh gee just like my rebbit cartoons

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:39:30 No.16154798 >>16154719 Based AmeriMutts

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:40:36 No.16154806 >>16154775 God that's even worse What kind of complete clown is running their twitter account

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:41:00 No.16154809 >>16154775 Don't know your faggot Twitter lingo but their going to be bailed out

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:41:56 No.16154819 File: 99 KB, 2323x1242, Screenshot_2019-11-05 ^GSPC Interactive Stock Chart S P 500 Stock - Yahoo Finance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everything's fine (1/2)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:42:05 No.16154821 >>16154775 Holy shit you’re right, fucjing LOL it’s over

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:42:59 No.16154829 File: 94 KB, 2321x1243, Screenshot_2019-11-05 ^GSPC Interactive Stock Chart S P 500 Stock - Yahoo Finance(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] everything's fine (2/2)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:44:05 No.16154838 We could wake up to a different world

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:44:09 No.16154839 File: 142 KB, 750x1265, 4FF6061E-0F06-48B5-9093-4E85FB0D8A88.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Missed this

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:45:10 No.16154849 File: 66 KB, 622x419, 1571684198907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine being a big important bank and kvetching online over someone's blog, kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:49:36 No.16154892 File: 18 KB, 240x235, 1552506401237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16154839 what are they doing

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:50:17 No.16154902 >>16154839 >buttmad replies to randos They're already on the way to Israel with what's left of the cash.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:50:31 No.16154906 >>16154839 >when that guy on /pol/ was right all along about DB Everyday FUD is nothing new, replying to ZH and saying "nuh-uh" = bankruptcy proceedings confirmed by EOY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:50:53 No.16154910 >>16153881 The tone from whoever posts on DB twitter sounds real mad lmao. Guess they're about to get laid off :^).

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:51:52 No.16154925 >>16154910 Probably already have their pink slip but have to stay on till the end of the month to get their bonus and bank deposits back

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:52:27 No.16154933 >>16154906 Is /pol/ always right again?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:52:43 No.16154939 >>16154910 I think he is just some genuinely retarded zoomer and/or diversity hire who has no idea about what actually happens

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:52:53 No.16154941 >>16154902 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:54:57 No.16154959 >>16154925 Twitter lackeys probably get paid in shares so they're never tempted to say stupid shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:55:07 No.16154962 How to see deleted tweets they responded to? https://twitter.com/deutschebank/status/1191722260622647298?s=21

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:55:43 No.16154969 >>16154839 That's funny.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 19:58:15 No.16154992 File: 216 KB, 1500x739, itsfine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16153881 You know it's bad when the banks are starting to damage cvontrol by shitposting on twitter. BUY GOLD AND EXIT ALL MARKETS NOW

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 20:01:00 No.16155016 You guys have been talking about "imminent collapse" for fucking years while the rest of us made money. Bunch of fucking LARPing losers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 20:04:45 No.16155045 File: 2.03 MB, 700x400, nothing_to_see_here.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16154839 This whole post

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 20:05:41 No.16155051 >>16154839 Holy cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 20:06:19 No.16155056 File: 215 KB, 1440x1440, 1572636537119.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16155016 Now is not the time to be bullish, momo

Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 20:07:04 No.16155070
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>>16154554
That's because it's all true, the debt-based economy that caused the global financial crisis was never fixed, they just printed money into banks and asset inflation and kicked the can down the road. If 2008 had been able to properly pop, it would have been much worse, probably close to the Great Depression, but better and cleansing in the long run for the global economy. Instead they printed a fuckton of money to re-inflate everything and now they're at the point where they can't print much more or risk severe inflation and they can't lower funds rate much more or risk severe deflation, so next time it'll be Great Depression Kaioken x4 and they're all out of options, they know it, Powell's only real job is just to lull the public into a false sense of security with soothing bedside manner as the flatline comes, and it will come

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 20:09:08 No.16155080 >>16155045 lol at john candy sauntering by

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 20:09:33 No.16155084 >>16155016 Right, just because a group of retards has been wrong for 5 years doesnt mean they are wrong now. Peter Schiff is right about every 10 years an hes on year 11 now since 2008

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 20:14:53 No.16155147 >>16155070 What movie is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 20:19:31 No.16155191 >>16153881 based coping nazis

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 20:27:15 No.16155272 >>16155070 chinese propoganda

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 20:29:26 No.16155283 >>16155070 cringe, just off yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:09:51 No.16155641 >>16154839 Nothing to see here good goyim

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:10:21 No.16155644 >>16155283 Hello DB intern. Shouldn’t you be sleeping?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:13:11 No.16155660 >>16155070 Bull market just started don’t miss out doomer

Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:15:45 No.16155682

>>16153881
>>16154839
Maybe theyre just being honest and are getting tired of schizos spreading fake news? This meme about Deutsche Bank collapsing has been going on for YEARS and literally nothing has happened.
>>16154819
>>16154829
Looks good to me, what's the problem schizo?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:17:03 No.16155690 >>16154668 just print more euro...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:18:27 No.16155702 File: 188 KB, 1300x1080, 08B38E33-810E-40E6-A88D-97FD8059053F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16154839 DB btfo eternally

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:23:19 No.16155741 >>16154353 True. I’ve been blocked by ZH numerous times

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:30:22 No.16155803 >>16154353 ZH is mostly an article aggregator/republisher Almost none of the articles are written by the owner, he just picks what he likes from lots of financial blogs and some news sites

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:31:52 No.16155822 >>16154290 If they really were fucked they wouldn't even respond. Banks don't lie about not being fucked, they just don't say anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:35:05 No.16155844 >>16154007 People are pulling 1 billion a day out of Deutsche. It is kept alive entirely by money creation.

Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:35:15 No.16155847
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>>16153881
Ripple will be the bailout this time. The tens of trillions in nostro accounts will be freed up by ODL and used to recapitalize the system. You goy are dumb for betting against the banks.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:38:23 No.16155875 >>16155847 Ripple isn’t gonna do jack shit retard Kys

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:38:38 No.16155879 >>16155822 False. When there’s nothing to worry about they couldn’t be bothered to respond. Their response indicates their sensitivity to the topic. >methinks the lady doth protest too much

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:42:08 No.16155914 >>16155875 you're not gonna make it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:44:40 No.16155950 File: 2.65 MB, 320x240, 1559571795525.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16154839 OH NO NO NO DEUTSKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:47:11 No.16155977 File: 124 KB, 726x750, 1570140118416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16155847 >nostro accounts >recapitalization DELET THIS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 21:56:09 No.16156069 >>16155147 The big shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 22:09:34 No.16156185 >>16155847 monopoly copied american bills, not the other way around

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 22:12:46 No.16156213 File: 52 KB, 696x449, bradlagarde.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16155977 >>16156185 >runs the ECB now

Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 22:16:39 No.16156257
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>>16155070
Sure, this is doomposting, but it's also accurate. Notice how none of the replies dared to give any counterargument, their only defenses are screeching "cringe" and "doomer"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 22:19:14 No.16156288 >>16156213 She literally stole millions so they put her in charge of the ECB lol. No greater example of how this corrupt world runs than Lagardes' career.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 22:20:59 No.16156311 File: 472 KB, 720x715, hitlerdeath.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16156288 (checked) and the goyim are still betting against them

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 22:21:18 No.16156316 >>16154668 just print more yuoros or

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 22:31:13 No.16156412 >>16156288 >On 3 August 2011, a French court ordered an investigation into Lagarde's role in a €403 million arbitration deal >In December 2016, the court found Lagarde guilty of negligence, but declined to impose a penalty. :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 22:44:32 No.16156519 File: 1.27 MB, 1323x596, blythelagarde.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16156288 >>16156412

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 22:56:45 No.16156646 File: 65 KB, 800x534, get dabbed on.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16153881 >>16154839 How do I short the entire EU?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 22:59:46 No.16156681 File: 19 KB, 584x438, queenofbiz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16156646 the burgers already learned there is no hope of betting against the system, especially by buying rocks

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 23:06:15 No.16156736 >>16156646 ProShares UltraShort FTSE Europe ETF (EPV B) Market Vectors Double Short Euro ETN (DRR A-) ProShares UltraShort Euro ETF (EUO A) Literately how you short the EU middle one is a short on the Euro specifically

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 23:13:24 No.16156808 File: 39 KB, 650x488, 1522189083783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16154839 worrisome

Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 23:15:40 No.16156831
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>>16154839
Oh my.... who the fuck do they have running that twitter account? Do they know how much damage they're doing? This is one of the most important banks in the world

>>	Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 23:34:59 No.16156993 >>16156831 DB is dead. What they're doing now is creating a narrative that a twitter mismanagement caused a panic and the subsequent bank run. That way the big fish will live to see another day, maybe even get a position in ECB.

Anonymous Tue, Nov 5, 2019 23:41:54 No.16157050

>>16156736
note that DRR and EUO are tracking currency indices (IE, Euro/USD) and not equities.
If you just want to play downside of European stocks then EPV is the choice.

>>16156993
>>16156831
it's probably just some humorless recent graduate in Germany, not some huge conspiracy. DB has been laying off tons of people, their twitter team isn't exactly a staff room full of all stars... they've had to cut all unnecessary positions, their twitter account is probably someone's side project.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 00:05:41 No.16157239 >>16156831 Apparently not anymore. It's probably a refugee. Hitler would be proud.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 00:10:12 No.16157279 >>16155847 those chairs look very uncomfortable i fail to believe those judens actually control the world lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 00:11:14 No.16157284 >>16155847 Also, whose fucking idea was it to put Grant and Hamilton on our currency? Wtf?

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 00:37:01 No.16157469

>>16155070
This is my favorite scene from that movie. If this is true, which i imagine it is because russia is an edgy faggot, just imagine what happens next time russia approaches china with this offer now that Tardo Trump has made them fucking hate the USA

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 00:47:00 No.16157553 File: 121 KB, 800x487, 800px-Composition_of_U.S._Long-Term_Treasury_Debt_2000-2014.svg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157469 Except this time China doesn't even need anyone else

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 00:50:53 No.16157572 File: 309 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20191028-154235_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16156213 Is this the same kike bitch?

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 00:53:27 No.16157592

>>16157553
>>16157469

the
>dumping T-bills
thing was never a serious threat. They'd basically be burning through the only "real" M1 money that they have (CNY is transient, has no real presence).

The financial instruments referenced in the webm were bonds from loan institutions, which were in a structural disaster in 2008, but now aren't....

If any large player unloads a large amount of bonds or treasuries onto the market all at once, it will always cause a bit of a mess. But it does the most "damage" to the party dumping the bonds, because they are driving the value down as they are selling, so they're just losing money. It will temporarily drive up the yield of other bonds being issued (because they are competing with older bonds being sold into the market), but at worst it's just some monetary confusion in the marketplace before business resumes as usual

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 00:55:08 No.16157599 >>16157572 yes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 00:57:27 No.16157608 >>16157599 All the money in the world, and a fucking bird beak like that... its puts a whole new meaning to the phrase turning your nose up at something.. All kikes look like demons.

Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ Wed, Nov 6, 2019 01:01:13 No.16157627
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>>16155847
Been telling retards for years now
Only 2 crypto’s with ANY future are xrp and zcash, rest are pure vaporware
/biz/ will be inconceivably rekt because they listened to kikes like >>16155875
low energy FUD and other literal kikes that ironically say its a kikecoin
But yeah keep buying LINK as it continues to bleed. Still down 50% from ATH and the devs have barely even sold 10% of their own supply
I REPEAT, only things that will allow you to make it with them are gold silver xrp and zcash.
Follow
The
Money
Copy
Them
And
Win

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 01:04:35 No.16157650 File: 100 KB, 1124x513, vampires.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157608 >All kikes look like demons where do you think the stories come from?

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 01:04:49 No.16157651

>>16157608
her nose is a bit unfortunate looking in profile... but it doesn't look as bad from the front
More unfortunate is the mess that Draghi left her with. The Eurozone is such a mess; politically, economically, and financially. They pushed their interest rates down below zero to give the southern Europeans a chance, and it isn't helping... It's just hurting the Germans for no gains. What a disaster. And she can't raise rates.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 01:06:24 No.16157660 >>16154839 Holy shit nigger! What are you doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 01:07:40 No.16157670 File: 81 KB, 1280x720, withjewsyouwin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157608 You don't sound like you're gonna make it though. Quit seething so much about those kinds of details and get with the program.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 01:08:28 No.16157675 >>16154353 global financial doomsday has been imminent since before he started his blog desu

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 01:11:17 No.16157689 File: 413 KB, 588x391, 1565487637985.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157651 >>16157670 Like flies to shit, you can't resist!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 01:11:41 No.16157690 >>16154708 Testament to their incompetence

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 01:20:18 No.16157735
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>>16154653
>They're Pinky and The Brain...
Who the fuck would save this? Are zoomers so stupefyingly retarded that they need their memes explained WITHIN the fucking image?

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 01:54:06 No.16157910
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>>16157670
What the fuck is a normie that's very casually hasguns, lives in a semi-dense area and whose family only has a couple of acrres of land to do in this situation.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 02:03:01 No.16157962 >>16157910 They're going to keep the system going with XRP. Research it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 02:06:03 No.16157972 >>16153881 >utterly nonsense Clearly english is not their mother tongue and they obviously meant "utter nonsense".

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 02:22:44 No.16158075
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>>16154554
>meanwhile stocks have ripped higher and higher all those years
Proving him right, actually. Just means the inflation is really, really high. it just went to assets directly and to banks in the from of bailouts, who then spend it on assets. Assets = stocks, bonds, and real estate.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 02:25:12 No.16158090 >>16153881 >responding to bait KEK they're fucked beyond belief if they're responding to twitter bait

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 02:26:12 No.16158094

>>16153881
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>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 02:30:31 No.16158125 >>16158075 >in the from of bailouts *form of

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 02:31:57 No.16158137 >>16155070 >can't lower funds rate much more or risk severe deflation did you mean too say inflation again? Lower rates cause more inflation. do you mean asset price deflation? cause thats been incorrect too

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 02:44:24 No.16158239 File: 26 KB, 128x128, 1573026254126.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16158094 I'm going to cackle so hard when your faggot ass gets rekt

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 02:44:37 No.16158241
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Brainlet question :

If I buy a DB put today, can I still sell it if DB stock goes to zero before expiry? I assume the contract is still valid in the event that the underlying security is no longer able to be traded? I just don't want to get jewed by my broker.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 03:07:09 No.16158366 >>16154839 >some kind of 4ft tall morbidly obese traumatized roastie runs the social media account of Europe's largest bank the fun just won't stop, will it?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 03:09:06 No.16158376 >>16158241 If you don't know what you're doing then you need to stay away.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 03:16:10 No.16158408 >>16158376 Well I specifically want to buy a put as my downside is limited, so I can't lose more than I invest anyway

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 03:19:00 No.16158432 >>16157627 >Still down 50% from ATH xrp is more than 90% down from ath, nigger. >barely even sold 10% of their own supply ripple still has over 60% of all supply that they will market sell or give to banks for free as a bribe

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 03:34:59 No.16158525 >>16154303 The Oy Vey'd around the world

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 03:43:04 No.16158579 >>16153881 Deutsche Tank gonna tank

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 03:45:37 No.16158599

>>16154839
I can just imagine them, sitting there, being very german
>I have not been told of issues of this nature so there are no issues of this nature, I must inform these spurious twitter posters of the spurious nature of their twitter posts in this instance
Said in a very german manner

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 04:09:44 No.16158746 zerohedge is still better than any mainstream news site, but this guy predicts imminent financial armageddon every single day

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 04:17:22 No.16158790 >>16157735 but that's part of their theme song, that comes exactly after brain's explanation...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 04:36:21 No.16158894 >>16156681 Mommy

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 04:46:43 No.16158950 ask them if they think the holocaust really happened

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 05:00:04 No.16159024
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>>16153881

Oh yea those Doomsday faggots never give up.
Keep on sleeping on your silver and gold and other dead metals under your pillow.
There will be no financial crisis because the financial system is prepared for everything and Federal banks all around globe are prepared against this shieit.
Every last major financial crisis in the last decades were because feds were to lazy and too slow but this time they have pre warning systems installed on the system.

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 05:04:41 No.16159051
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>>16153881
>>16153996
>>16154007
>>16154185
>>16154195
eurocucks have so much money that they don't care, the top fun side of carrying that load is that far-right will get it's opportunity to take that shit to everyone's face and win

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 06:13:52 No.16159441 >>16153881 this tweet will make history.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 06:29:57 No.16159549 https://www.ft.com/content/8ea7e002-ffce-11e9-b7bc-f3fa4e77dd47 Coincidence? German finance minister wants a eurozone banking union plan to save DB by requiring other EU members to pay.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 06:39:59 No.16159620 >>16159549 Now it's your turn to pay up bitches

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 08:17:35 No.16160309 >>16153881 Lets start a biz investment firm and short on the collapse of DB

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 08:19:26 No.16160324 >>16160309 >biz gets short squeezed by eurokikes >the episode

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 09:01:04 No.16160637 fump

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 09:06:55 No.16160695 >>16159549 When a bank goes bankrupt they give them money. When a person goes bankrupt they have their stuff taken, iirc, to pay off as much debt as possible. Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 09:09:36 No.16160721 >>16158376 So if you buy a put and the company goes to $0. Is a put worth anything if I have no shares the moment it hit $0?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 09:34:06 No.16160931 >>16153881 >tfw a recession would not benefit you whatsoever but morbid humor/curiosity makes it happening sound entertaining

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 09:43:18 No.16161036

>>16160695
I can see it now. In the future there will only be debt dollars. Its honestly a wonder how people haven't just started borrowing money with no intention of ever paying to off. Its a good trade off. Get a million dollars and then piss it all down the drain and kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 09:44:28 No.16161044 >>16160931 >tfw a recession would greatly benefit you and you deeply wish for a great depression.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 09:45:49 No.16161060 >>16160931 Same. I want to see what happens

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 09:50:19 No.16161084 >>16153881 pol/x/ gets cucked with one post

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 09:58:23 No.16161146

>>16160695
the official reason is because a bank upholds a finance structure that, if broken, would cause enormous damage in a wide variety of areas, so bailing it out is "cheaper" than letting it fail.

the real reason is jews jewing goys is OK but the other way around is not.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 09:59:22 No.16161154 BAIL IN incoming! Withdraw, buy junk silver, and put the shit in your mattress/buried pipes in the back yard.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 10:07:58 No.16161224 >>16158599 Kek

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 10:34:30 No.16161445

>>16161084
Today one italian politician tweeted "keep an eye opened on DB"
today german minister of finance called for a continental system of backing up savings in banks... however they have battled against this for 20 years, when italians and greeks needed it
moreover if they come out of their holes to tell you everything's fine it's probly the best way to assess that there's something wrong
i'm not for calling doomsday every time someone farts but this time i reckon these signals to be worrying

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 10:37:14 No.16161469 >>16161445 which one plz

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 10:39:09 No.16161486 >>16161469 Guido Crosetto. Former defense undersecretary, he's one of the top politicians from Brothers of Italy, a party that's pro-italexit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 10:41:02 No.16161509 >>16161486 thank you fren

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 10:43:58 No.16161542 >>16161509 np. hard to tell if he's following on the same 4chan rumor, though

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 10:46:38 No.16161569
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>>16161486
He’s just stirring up shit to further his own political agenda. Ultimately it’s up to the Germans. They’ll cave eventually but possibly too late to stave off at least some of the damage. Stubborn lot those germanics

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 10:48:19 No.16161586 >>16161445 TOO BIG TO FAIL.

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 10:48:54 No.16161591

>>16161569
Nah, he's not big enough to be able to stir anything. He has 100k followers, not even verified on twitter, and his party just recently got around 7% of votes but used to be way lower. He's a good guy but a political underdog overall. what he posts are just his opinions on stuff, basically

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 10:50:53 No.16161611 >>16161591 That’s what I mean. He’s just spouting off to his political base.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 10:53:53 No.16161640 >>16158241 Yeah I believe if a stock crashes, you get money on the option.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 10:58:41 No.16161681 >>16161569 >ywn be kicked to death by your pretorian waifu and have your empire auctioned off to the highest bidder why even live?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 11:29:08 No.16161962 >>16161036 >implying any bank is going to just lend some random neet with a double digit credit score a million dollars

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 11:43:12 No.16162084 >this is utterly nonsense COPE O P E

>>	Schiff Will Win !!L6zziHG8/KZ Wed, Nov 6, 2019 12:40:11 No.16162561 >>16158432 >dont buy the dip kek >they will give to banks now you get it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 12:54:32 No.16162720 File: 95 KB, 1122x1114, 1514152242394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16161036 >In the future there will only be debt dollars. in the case you aren't larping as completely unaware, all dollars are debt ALREADY

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 13:59:41 No.16163430 >>16162561 >>dont buy the dip just as easily arguable for link

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 14:03:30 No.16163466 >>16162561 Fuck you’re a regard, you’re actually buying XRP? Fuck off boomer

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 14:04:05 No.16163474 >>16162720 Came here to say this. Fuckin A /biz/ When are we going to solve the Zoomer problem?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 14:04:21 No.16163478 >>16153881 NEVER BELIEVE ANYTHING UNTIL IT HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY DENIED. Looks like it's game on lads. (Citibank will be the first to fall anyway).

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 14:41:12 No.16163855 >>16154839 holy shieeeeeeet

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 14:54:54 No.16163979 >>16154653 Do you mean (((Germans)))? Oy Vey...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 14:55:55 No.16163994 >>16163478 Doubtful.

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 15:01:23 No.16164038

>What did they mean by this
Its a signal to get out. Deutsche only responds to this because they know they are fucked and this is the only and safest way to tell people who have a brain to pack their stuff and leave before the masses do and find out they can't. If there was nothing going on they wouldn't even bother responding and let dumb money short. Seriously.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 15:43:54 No.16164443 >>16164038 Whoever runs that twitter account is probably disgruntled knowing that she'll soon be fired

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 15:53:00 No.16164567 >>16160695 because banks do not produce wealth. People produce wealth.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 16:04:03 No.16164681 >>16164038 true but a lot of bad stuff has been going on with them the entire past year, so it's hard to tell >>16163478 I heard HSBC

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 16:04:19 No.16164688 >>16164443 Nah he/she is told to say that. You can't privately send this information to friends/whomever. That would be insider trading. This is how you warn investors to pull out. By publicly announcing that ''nothing is wrong''.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 17:11:40 No.16165410 >>16153881 Broken German english? Wouldnt "utter" be correct.

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 17:23:15 No.16165533

>>16158432
>>16157627
>>16162561
That's absolutely retarded. Banks will NEVER use XRP and banks will NEVER use blockchain. Because if they, the money they are pushing around will be immutably accounted for. And no one in their right mind would want that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 17:25:30 No.16165552 >>16155879 this senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 18:22:51 No.16166103 >>16154839 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 18:25:31 No.16166128 >>16155822 Retard

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 18:31:00 No.16166182 >>16154819 >>16154829 >crypto does this >MANIPULATED MARKET MUH TETHER MUH MAGIC INTERNET MONEY >bank does this >what's the problem goyim?

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 18:37:30 No.16166246 >>16166204 What did you mean by this anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 19:28:10 No.16166737 9/10/2001 Never forget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN_NGYdgDck

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 19:30:30 No.16166763 >>16154204 >keeping the charade going until the very last minute the tweet confirms it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 19:37:40 No.16166832 >>16156257 they think they're intelligent, but they're just clever

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 19:42:08 No.16166873 File: 28 KB, 412x412, 3B292C37-63EE-47D7-8494-4E57029333FC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16157962 >xrp

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 19:45:23 No.16166910 >>16166873 Fucking boomers. Why do they all gravitate to that kike scam coin

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 19:48:12 No.16166938 >>16166910 One of my normietards im close with recently asked me about xrp even though ive been telling them to avoid anything but btc/eth/link for like a year now

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 19:48:25 No.16166940 >>16166910 every retard i know who bought crypto in 2017, without doing any research, bought some xrp....prob that retarded fuck Brian on CNBC shilling it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 19:49:33 No.16166948 >>16166938 >eth/link wew, good luck bro

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 19:50:32 No.16166961 >>16155272 dilate faggot

Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 20:39:07 No.16167352

>>16166910
>ooooh banks! I know about those I bank at that one! Wow I guess this one is legit and I know because noseberg said so!
This is the actual thought process. Notice the complete lack of any actual logic or independent thought, just mindlessly obeying authority.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Nov 6, 2019 22:13:34 No.16168193 >>16166204 Dare to dream

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