/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.16144845]

fellow /bizfags I am smelling the curry on this board more and more each day - the smell of the Mumbai sewers wafting through my screen into my home is becoming unbearable. The constant shilling of things like Pundi and other new flavors of the week are getting sickening. Now Benford's law- I have HAD it! My hands are starting to seriously smell like curry after I frequent this fine site.

When will Modi ban /biz/ and geoblock these Indian spammers of terrible shitcoins??? Is there something we can do to make this happen? How can we make this board curry-free????

Thanks frens, much love

/pakistanifag

[Anonymous No.16144916]

>>16144845
>When will Modi ban /biz/ and geoblock these Indian spammers of terrible shitcoins??? Is there something we can do to make this happen? How can we make this board curry-free????
You must be new, pajeets arent bad now, wait until were full blown bull mode. Lurk more, you wont need the flags.

[Anonymous No.16145046]

i am telling you, i am so annoyed with them shilling this and that, and now my precious LINK! i am almost ready to shake their hand with my left hand

can they not find another board to shill on and take their delicious mango lassies and their suave moves they learned in bollywood movies out the door to another forum. can we not arrange some sort of trade with another board? /tv/ or /vg/ can take them. or even just send them to /k/, just do something frens, we must check the shilling curry menace at the door. we must do something, give them 4chan passes and send them to lgbt, before you know it they will multiply and be everywhere, even in /kashmir/ yes I know the board does not exist yet, but wait! there will be /bollywood/ sub on this wonderful site before you know it unless we stop them at once!

thanks /bizfags

/pakistanifag

[Anonymous No.16145060]

>>16145046
I had a hearty kek at the /bollywood/ board

[Anonymous No.16145119]

>>16144845
pls sirs dont fight it we are here forever :)

[Anonymous No.16145124]

perhaps we should create a /bollywood/ board as a honeytrap to catch all the curry-smelling flies when they come to 4chan so they do not infect our precious /biz/ frens

[Anonymous No.16145167]

please frens it is the only way. before you know it, you will be walking out of your neighborhood 7-11 and some pajeet or pajeeta hanging outside the front store will approach you like 'good day sir would you like some pundi sir hot ico sir very good buy, or how about some lition'

give them an inch, they will take a mile!

the solution is obvious, /bizfrens. we must create a /bollywood/ board at once!

[Anonymous No.16145206]

i am quite serious, friends! what do you think a country with a population of 1 billion people will do when they find out /biz/ was the one site on the internet in which everyone got rich off ETH, LINK, PUNDI, and RLC? We must cut them off at the pass, and distract them into a Bollywood sub, or all of you will be learning Punjabi and eating with your hands! Believe me, I have seen this first hand! You have only seen the first wave of curry brush your nostrils; you will soon be overwhelmed and it will knock you off your very chair you sit on!

[Anonymous No.16145311]

>>16145046
>ready to shake their hand with my left hand
Fucking hard kek
Ngl boys I love a ceylonese korma

[Anonymous No.16145378]

>>16145046
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