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Give me an example of an accomplishment you are proud of.

>> No.16141435

>>16141181
Website with over 500k visitors a month

>> No.16141449

>>16141181
I’ve built 7MW worth of mining centers (sha-256)

>> No.16141451

>>16141181
I am going full dark net assassin and I will never pay taxes ever again

>> No.16141468

>>16141181
I bowled an 800 series once
279-300-234

>> No.16141573

Beating cancer

>> No.16141576

>>16141181
Eagle Scout (before BSA got cucked)

>> No.16141595

>>16141181
i had a gf for 1 year

>> No.16141601

>>16141181
once i peepeed while make poopoo

>> No.16141815

>>16141181
I called you a fucking faggot. Shut up you fucking faggot

>> No.16141856

>>16141181
Getting this interview invitation *wink*

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>>16141181
hi

>> No.16141868

>>16141181
I once did two girls at the same time.

>> No.16141873
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>>16141181
During Uni I had a tutoring job on side, one of my assignments was to help a highschool student that was struggling with her german classes and risked failing them.

I managed to help her get pass her courses and get a better grade then I did in the exact same gamern courses. (My ego forces me to add that we focused on "exam test german" during our studies and in actual practical spoken german my level remains above hers).

>> No.16141891

>>16141181
Just the other day I farted in the pool so hard my GF thought the jets had come on. I played it off like it must have been an air bubble trapped in them but whe her back was turned I fist pumped hard.

>> No.16141906

When I was 19 I passed out at a party with my shoes on and people drew dicks all over my face and I still fucked a girl later that night

>> No.16141931

>>16141873
>gamern
I can see how you failed the exams in that German class you dumb bastard.

Leck mich im arsch.

>> No.16141947

>>16141181
I coded our companies MRP system srom scratch and I once dosed 40 mg of 4-aco-DMT with only mild seizures

>> No.16141963

>>16141576
This

>> No.16141998

>>16141931
I can see how you bitterness hinders you in life. And I passed my german but with merley passing grades and not anything noteworthy beyond that. It's currently rusty as shit but I still remember how to shittalk.

Du hast luft im deinen sack und luft im deinen kopf.

>> No.16142042

I note that you didn't specify it had to be my accomplishment so I'd say Bill Gates crafting Microsoft into the biggest company in the world.

>> No.16142278

>>16141181
Extremely tight. I cannot think of another term to describe my ex anus. One day, while furiously masturbating to some japanese octopus-in-the-ass porn, I stumbled across a dildo ad with the shape of a dolphin. We neve did anal because of that sensitivity of her and I was beginning to feel frustrated. Since my ex loved dolphins and I love challenges I immediately ordered it for her 16th birthday. I told her we wouldn't leave the house without putting the whole thing inside. At first she categorically refused but with my strong leadership and problem solving skills I kind of managed to convince her. Some of the most rewarding achievements are made of tears, sweat an blood. This one was no exception. On top of that I took a few shots that were ranked number 1 on gapingwhores.com for 6 weeks straight.

>> No.16143457

>>16141181
make 6 figs right out of college and no student debt.